That's what I'm talking about.
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Him: Who are you dancing with?Me: Excuse me?Him: That guy. Who is he?Me: Oh! I'm sorry! Do you want me to introduce you?Him: No. I want to know if he's your boyfriend.Me: Oh, no! We're just good friends.Him: You're dancing like you're in Basic Instinct.Me: I dance like a coke-addled bisexual murderess?Him: No, just hot and heavy.Me: Do you want a drink?Him: I was about to ask you that question.Me: Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Next round.Him: So you do those types of dances with friends?Me: I'm having a good time. Why?Him: I really want to be your friend.Me: Prove it.
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