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Him: Who are you dancing with? Me: Excuse me? Him: That guy. Who is he? Me: Oh! I'm sorry! Do you want me to introduce you? Him: No. I want to know if he's your boyfriend. Me: Oh, no! We're just good friends. Him: You're dancing like you're in Basic Instinct. Me: I dance like a coke-addled bisexual murderess? Him: No, just hot and heavy. Me: Do you want a drink? Him: I was about to ask you that question. Me: Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Next round. Him: So you do those types of dances with friends? Me: I'm having a good time. Why? Him: I really want to be your friend. Me: Prove it.
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I'm screwing a guy who I think of as a friend, and he wants to date me. I want to date his friend. I can't stop purchasing Nina Simone records, and I'm afraid of dying like a certain character recently did in "Weeds." I'm keeping my bananas handy. It's hard to feign confidence when I feel like I have multiple strikes against me. I can buy FW0708 Vivienne Westwood accessories online all I want, but I don't have the scenario I yearn for dangling in front of me in all its glory.
I will not be at a desk job by next summer. I will break off a piece of dick to call my own, and I will be en route to much beauty and success.
I still want the accessories.
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hahaha great post LOL maybe gettin the vivienne westwood accessories will entice your friend's friend? most of us dont have the scenario we want let alone have it dangling in front of us just make the most of what u got - if u can thanks x
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Was it a social networking experiment of some sorts? Some how this doesn't change the fact that I was always amused by your posts. Definitely made for interesting reading...
cool.
Not exactly shocked....