I'm a man. Roll that up and smoke it, baby.
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Oh, and by the way...
That's what I'm talking about.
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Him: Who are you dancing with?Me: Excuse me?Him: That guy. Who is he?Me: Oh! I'm sorry! Do you want me to introduce you?Him: No. I want to know if he's your boyfriend.Me: Oh, no! We're just good friends.Him: You're dancing like you're in Basic Instinct.Me: I dance like a coke-addled bisexual murderess?Him: No, just hot and heavy.Me: Do you want a drink?Him: I was about to ask you that question.Me:
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On the floor again.
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I'm screwing a guy who I think of as a friend, and he wants to date me. I want to date his friend. I can't stop purchasing Nina Simone records, and I'm afraid of dying like a certain character recently did in "Weeds." I'm keeping my bananas handy. It's hard to feign confidence when I feel like I have multiple strikes against me. I can buy FW0708 Vivienne Westwood accessories online all I want, but
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