No excuses!
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Artist:Portugal The Man
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Album:Church Mouth [7/24]
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Track:Bottom, The
So sorry mog, my life is in shambles. I lost my job last Thursday for no fucking reason at all. That was a shitty endeavor. But since then I was fortunate enough to go see the Family Values tour. Now I know that Korn, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Atreyu, Trivium, Neurosonic, and Hell Yeah are not your normal cup of mog Columbian roast. Mine neither. But it was free and it was nice to shed my pretentious taste in music to enjoy a nice outdoor festival. Highlights include Flyleaf (surprisingly), Trivium, and Korn.Hell Yeah wasn't bad either but by all means they did not throw down. Trivium on the other hand rocked my fucking face off. I was thoroughly rocked. There is a reason that they are the new Iron Maiden. Flyleaf was really good. Surprisingly. I think that they have big potential for mainstream rock. Lots of energy. Thats really hard for a daylight set. On top of that the crowd was going nuts. Squished in the pit several times. Highlight of the day was the cup I apprehended from the army booth. they were giving them out for dirty jokes. So I schooled some army queers on hardcorexxx comedy. "How many cups do you have left?" "Five, why?" "Well I have five friends here that all want cups but there not funny. So how about if ui tell you the dirtiest joke of the dcay can I have all five?" "Well no promises but if it really is the dirtiest you can have them." "Ok bitches step back. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight edge razor?" "A what?" "Ok tardo, What do you get when you cut a baby with a box cutter?" "I dont know." "An Erection!" needless to say I got all five cups and a couple of nerf balls.Other than that GO PICK UP THE NEW PORTUGAL. THE MAN ALBUM - CHURCH MOUTH. Think white stripes meet advant gaurde.








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