Sage advice that's been handed down by previous generations
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Artist:
Some of this stuff is remarkably specific:
* "Remember to fuck around a lot, when I was
growing up we weren't allowed to."
* "Never look at your mum when she's eating
a banana."
* "If anyone in Brazil tries to mug you, kick
them in the balls till they drop to the
ground, then stamp on their throat."
* "You learn something every day... and then
forget it every night"
* "Never try shitting in a wicker waste paper bin."
* "Our family are too handsome to fight. Leave
that to the Uglies."
* "Forget looks an' tits an' shite. All ya needs
from life is a woman with a heart of gold and
a fanny like a jar of worms."
Also 'mon bison' warns, "don't listen to every bit
of advice old people give you. I once believed
what an old guy told me but it turns out he was
lying: They WERE the droids we were looking for."
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Comments (5)
hahha, i think i need to carry such advice around in my pocket all the time. i'm liking this glasvegas song.
a fanny like a jar of worms? i'm afraid to know what that means, it sounds squishy...
Mog is not really the forum for getting into the US and UK definitions of fanny...LOL!
i am sooo obsessed with them. finally seeing them live this month. yyyyyyyyyyyeah!
Nice one! Expect a short 30 min set as they have that typical, hyped up by the British Press problem of being the next saviours of UK rock before they had even released a single, never mind a album!