Ryanair to offer 'beds and blow jobs' to business class customers
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Ryanair's boss has sparked controversy after boasting that a new Transatlantic spin-off airline will offer "beds and blow jobs" to business class customers.
Michael O'Leary, the colourful head of Ryanair, told a stunned audience that while passengers in economy would pay as little as 10 euros to fly across the Atlantic, business customers would pay between 4,000 and 5,000 euros and get free oral sex.
Responding to a question from a reporter during a press conference in Germany on Wednesday, O'Leary said: "In economy it will be very cheap fares, we say about 10 euros... and in business class it will be beds and blow jobs. In business, it will all be free including the blow jobs."
His comments stunned a female linguist who was translating his answers and caused astonishment among the audience, before everyone broke into laughter.
O'Leary, who has a fiery reputation, then poked fun at the Germans when he was told there was no word for "blow job", saying "Terrible sex life in Germany".
An airline spokesman yesterday confirmed Mr O'Leary's comments.
He said: "We confirmed at the press conference that the proposed Transatlantic Service will have a very low-cost economy cabin with seats priced from €10 one way, and a very high quality business class, providing better service than BA or Virgin.
"The working title for the business class service is 'Beds and Blow jobs'."
Ryanair will carry 52 million passengers on 711 routes across 26 European countries this year.
http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/
20th June; http://www.thelondonpaper.com/cs/Satellite/london/home
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Comments (10)
...then again;
"Eh, just a cup of tea for me, mate."
That's not free oral sex. 4,000-5,000 Euros? That's the most expensive blow job in the world ;)
Wow - hope they don't send my husband business class ryanair for work!
What a boor O'Leary is. And those RyanAir whack-offs are certainly worthless when it comes to customer service. (They still owe me about $250 for an aborted flight from three years ago, and I'm quite sure it's money that I'll never see.) That said, there's always room in my first-class cabin for Kylie-as-Barbarella...
$250? That sounds about right. They are always a gamble.....
yep, I've been stranded in Dublin airport a fair few times by Ryanair. One time when I got on a ryanair plane, the seat I had to take was full of sick from the last passenger to sit there. When I asked them to clear it up they said it wasn't their job. hmmm They cleared it up eventually but it was a fight
...sounds like you're actually screwed when you fly ryanair...i would settle for the entire can of soda...i'm good.
Wow talk about 'service'!