I Don't Twitter... But...
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Artist:
If you want to read some absolutely LOL tweets, check out Blake Shelton's page. Blake is a country artist with a very witty sense of humor. He just started Twittering.
Most of what comes out of this guys twisted head and on to his page is hilarious. I have never laughed out loud as much while reading anything on the net, as I have reading his tweets.
Here are a few samples (I hope he doesn't mind the PR):
"Sometimes I wish I could fly like a bird, so could poop on cars that people obsess over.. Sorry dad."
"Craig Morgan said he's taking me waterboarding tomorrow... Sounds like fun!"
"My tour manager said that I'm gay because I like the song love shack. After I kissed him he admitted the song didn't make me gay. Ha! I win!"
"I just asked keith Anderson where he went to college, he wrote back f u... Where the hell is that?"
"Omg! I feel so stupid, I just found out what f u, WTF, and lmao mean... Thanks mom."
"Holy crap! Thought I watching the cmt awards but "weapons of ass destruction" just won best film.... Wrong channel...."
"Can you beleive "Beverly hills 9021 ho" didn't win... Wait... Damn it miranda changed the channel again!"
For more LOL Tweets, bookmark his page.
Comments (7)
Here's some classic Blake humor. This is a poem for Craig Morgan, mentioned above.
I don't twitter either. I don't get the point of it. Who cares what people are doing every little bit of the day? And more to the point, who cares what I'm doing?
Still . . . these are pretty funny.
Yeah, Groon, I doubt anyone wants to know what I'm doing between posts, but if it's someone you are interested in or a fan of, it can be kind of fun to follow them to one degree or the other. Some tend to be a lot more real than when they are on for media purposes and the cameras.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS A TWATTER?
damnit i can't get any straight answers
like what in the hell is this?
what is a twatter and what is this are life's questions that keep me up at night....
btw.i KNEW i liked this cat for some reason
right up my alley
thanks man
ru a man?
damnit
Those are pretty damn funny. Another guy I enjoy "following" on there is Michael Ian Black. He has some pretty hilarious/offensive "tweets" throughout the day.
When I was first told about twitter I thought it was the dumbest idea I had ever heard. Then someone forced me to make an account and now I actually enjoy it.
I am a man, RRPimp. And I guess you can Twitter or Twatter, which ever you prefer- maybe even both.
When you are feeling down and need a good laugh, I think you'll be able to count on Blake to "Bring it" and brighten your day.
Todd, I'll have to check out Michael.
Today Blake says "I used to feed my pet turkey stove top stuffing.... Stuffed himself."