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WHERE E=MC HAMMER

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He has a new song out called "hairbraider" about .... you guessed it... having sex with the woman that braids his hair. But never mind that. Look at this new promo picture.

Was there not anybody around to tell him this isn't a good look? His child molestation trial starts in less than one month, is he going to show up in court looking like this?

Posted on 04/10/2008
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Scribes4life says:

that's assuming he makes it to court...what an idiot

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Sterfish says:

Sisqo is spinning in his grave.

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MrFrost says:

the crazy thing about this is, i never noticed he has a long braid until several hours after I posted it.

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Augusts1 says:

Can you say GOLDILOCKS? or perhaps Dorothy in 'The Wizard Of Oz'. Where's his ruby slippers?

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Jonh Ingham says:

Elvis wants his gold suit back.

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Scotch says:

Further proof that money doesn't equal class.

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msquared64 says:

The question is, how many bottles of Goldschlager did he have to buy for 13-year old girls to accumulate enough to get this result?

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Scotch says:

shudder

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TroyPowers says:

Man, you guys are missing the whole point here. The long pony-tail matches his chain!!! That's gangsta!

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Scotch says:

ahahaha!

Is there a 12-step to get off the gold addiction?

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I guess in jail they'll refer to him as a goldfish...

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K7 says:

How did he get that scalp line so straight?

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MrFrost says:

R. Kelly only employs hairdressers of the finest quality.....

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david hyman says:

i like the look. i really do.

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Sturgell says:

yep, he's totally out of his fucking mind

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brittanybf says:

Dear Kellz,

Please stop. Just stop it. Your braids are like tassels found on Christmas stockings/wine bottle holders. That ain't gangsta.

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Scotch says:

The answer to question about how he gets the hairline so straight: it's called "paint".

Why do I keep coming back to this post? :P

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brittanybf says:

I looooooove GOLD!

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brittanybf says:

How about Chris Tucker in "The 5th Element"

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brittanybf says:

i think we have a super group in the making with the 3 of them.

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anyone got some gold spray paint?

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Oracle says:

The man is insane Charley shows it best. He's a horses ass.

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Scotch says:

Charley! Where'd you get the "before" pic?

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Scribes4life says:

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Pankalicious says:

why yes, yes he has lost his damn mind. lol I guess when you have so much money, it doesnt matter what you look like when you come out of the house.

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