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Eminem Balloons To Over 200lbs; Slim Fast Offers Their Help

Posted about 1 year ago
So we've already heard about the hospitalization for pneumonia, the heart problems, the pill addiction, the failed marriage, and the mother issues, but Eminem's alleged binge eating problem is a new one. The National Enquirer are running a photo in a new edition of a newly plump Eminem, and offering info from an "insider" who is offering up the details.

"He's got a double chin, a pot belly and droopy man breasts. And he’s living a reclusive lifestyle in an attempt to hide his new body,” says the insider.Eminem’s maternal grandmother Better Kresin told The Enquirer she blames his ongoing food binge on being stressed out about his two failed marriages to ex-wife Kim.“He really wanted it to work between them, to have a happy family life for their daughter Hailie Jade, something he claims he never had while growing up.”Eminem’s weight problem is a result of too many trips to Detroit’s Outback Steakhouses and Taco Bells, says the insider.“Marshall has Taco Bell lunches of burritos and tacos with dessert, then Outback dinners of three filet mignons with all the fixings.”

Upon hearing the news, weight loss company Slim Fast has offered their services to help Slim Shady lose the weight. “Slim-Fast is a program that can really work for someone like Eminem. It's a do-able and flexible approach. Slim-Fast would love to offer Eminem product and assistance to help him become a potential S-F success story.”
"NME Slim Fast Story":http://www.nme.com/news/eminem/33746"Celeb Bitchy":http://www.celebitchy.com/8736/photo_of_fat_eminem/

Comments (3)

  1. Sturgell says that picture looks stretched
    Permalink posted 01/18/2008
  2. MrFrost says I wouldnt be surprised if it was. they're in the business of selling papers.
    Permalink posted 01/18/2008
  3. lmnop805 says Are you really suggesting The National Enquirer is not a legitimate source of fair and balanced reporting?
    Permalink posted 01/18/2008

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