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Posted over 2 years ago
Yes, there’s a lot on my plate. And yes, we’re all getting older and perhaps dimmer (even if those rejuvenating sheep-placenta injections appear to be working – heh, heh, heh). And no, I don’t need to embarrass myself in public – or on the rolls of MOGgery. But I made one of the dumbest mistakes in memory (or lack of memory?) as regards my vocational endeavors and personal tastes. And, by way of soothing my pain through empathy, I thought I’d share it with you and see if any of my fellow MOGgers have done something equally dim-witted.I’m lucky enough to have had a decent career as a print and broadcast journalist covering popular culture. I pride myself on being ahead of the curve when it comes to music, film, and the arts in general. And I seldom miss a chance to see and enjoy what’s worthwhile and available to me in my own back yard. You could say that I have access to tools.Anyhow, I’ve been overloaded with films to review this week. How overloaded? When I’m done, I will have seen 13 feature-length movies between Monday morning and Friday afternoon. Sadly, one of them was the new Robin Williams vehicle “License to Wed” - a rampantly unfunny, ridiculously implausible “comedy” wherein the frenetic one plays an obtrusive and annoying minister who runs a marriage-compatibility course for engaged couples, and derails the nuptials of a happy twosome played (futilely) by the winning comic actor John Krasinski of TV’s “The Office” and the charming actress/pop singer Mandy Moore. It was cringe-inducing, and not in the amusing way that the clumsy social gaffes depicted on “The Office” make you laugh with discomfort.But even though I was dreading “License to Wed,” I was in such a groove all week, movie after movie, and I knew I was expected to critique it. So, on Wednesday, I went to the screening at the Sundance Kabuki Theater, and endured it. Afterwards, I was hungry, and I wanted to forget the wasted time, and I went to a late dinner. But I kept thinking I had forgotten something. The next day I remembered what it was.The Kabuki Theater happens to be located about a block from the legendary Fillmore Auditorium. On Tuesday and Wednesday, Feist played the Fillmore. That’s right. I had tickets to see the sold-out Wednesday night concert by Feist – the winsome singer-songwriter and veteran of the clever Canadian indie-rock band Broken Social Scene. Her most recent solo album The Reminder has enchanted me since I first heard it – and I spaced out on her show! (Right. I know. It’s called The Reminder, and I forgot all about the gig. Oh, the irony.)Admittedly, I secured my tix over a month ago, and I’ve been slammed with work. There was plenty of time for it to slip my mind. And really, 13 movies in one week is no small task, especially when some of them suck. Talk about distractions.Still, it would have been my first chance to catch Feist in person. Instead, I was a block away at a film so crappy that airlines might reject as in-flight entertainment, while my tickets sat unused at will-call. How the hell did I let this one slip away? And has anything comparable ever happened to you? Ever miss a show you were desperate to see and could have seen, but didn’t – and why the hell not?It won’t salvage the situation, but here’s a sweet clip of Feist performing “1 2 3 4” live with a chorus on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” earlier in the month:Ahhh. That’s better.

Comments (26)

  1. emscee says What amazes me is how anyone could watch the trailer or TV spots for "License To Wed" and think, "Now there's a movie I really want to see." I like John and Mandy, and the supporting cast seems stuffed with folks from "The Office," but Robin Williams looks unbearable, and the whole premise is so unpromising. It looks doomed to me. Feist, on the other hand. I saw her a while back on a bill in between Bright Eyes and The Magic Numbers, and although I enjoyed the opening act and the headliner, it was Feist who knocked me out. So glad more people are discovering her on this album. And it did happen to me not that long ago. I was so eager to see Tegan and Sara, and they were playing literally a block and a half away. I'd even told their manager I was coming to the show, because I was trying to woo them to the label I worked at at the time. So I bought tix way in advance, and then I wasn't working at that label anymore, and the T&S date came and went, and I completely forgot about the show until, of course, the day after it took place and I found the tickets in my desk drawer.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  2. ciphermedia says D'oh! Can't say I have Mike - not a social level. But I did make two monumental stuff-ups in my film-working life. (They're staying safely tucked away in the deep recess of my memory where no-one will ever hear about them!) But 13 films in five days would do anyone in, particularly if they're crap.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  3. bringmeup says Um. You so cannot talk about embarrassing yourself on MOG. Haha. But I'm sorry you spaced on the show. Feist will be around again.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  4. kat3260 says Oh Mike...I feel your pain, although I have never missed a show that I actually had tickets for. As a music addict, there are very few disappointments worse than a missed concert - especially when it's doopid *work* that gets in the way of it! Consider it a BIG offering to the concert gods, and hopefully they will bless you with some sort of sublime concert experience very soon
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  5. moovyphreak says Mike, Sorry to hear about your forgetfulness and what you endured during said moment. Yes, Feist will be around again and her new album does indeed rock. I first discovered her music when she guested on a few tracks on Kings of Convenience's "Riot on an Empty Street" about 3 years ago. And considering the genesis of my username, 13 movies in 5 days is quite a lot, although I think I'd much rather watch and write about movies than what I do right now. Unfortunately, just like Evan Almighty and Wild Hogs, the average movie consumer will attend License to Wed (as they'll see anything with Robin Williams in it) and the movie will most likely make the Top 10 on opening weekend. My question for you is, "Of the 13 films you saw, did you see anything worth recommending?"
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  6. Dale says Ph the horror, to miss Feist and sit through Robin Williams instead. That's doubly tragic; I'm so sorry Mike.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  7. Me and the Horse I Rode In On says I don't know what to say. I seriously don't know what to say. Feist is the one for me right now and I know how much this stung. I know how bad you felt, how many times you shook you head. As Feist would say........"I feel it all". I am sorry, Mike!
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  8. Rawkkiddoh says Damn that stings, and the fact you have to sit through that Williams movie is even worse. I saw a preview for it at Oceans 11, after it stopped I yelled out BOOOOOOO which got more laughter from the crowd than the actual trailer
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  9. Me and the Horse I Rode In On says You went to see the Oceans movie? What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin?
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  10. Girlcrawl says Condolences, and would suggest glutamine and gingko (not that I remember why I take it) along with the sheep-placenta injections - :-)
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  11. Mike the Knife says emscee: You;re right about the sprinkling of "Office" workers in the Film, but it just enhances the sense of a wasted opportunity. And wow, a situation that mirrors mine. I feel our pain now. ciphermedia: I'm happy to say that quite a few of the films were good. But that one sure did suck. bringmeup: You are correct. Now, if only I can hold out until she comes back... kat3260: I live in hope. moovyphreak: Not quite "I've fallen and I can't get up," but sheeh! As for recommendations from this week's marathon (minus much elaboration): "Sicko," Michael Moore's bleakly funny documentary - a necessary attack on the American health-insurance industry; "Moliere," the gorgeous, witty, beautifully acted French bio-pic about the great dramatist; "Vitus," a quirky, intense and ultimately uplifting German drama about a child prodigy (with a real prodigy in the lead role); "Two Days in Paris," Julie Delpy's quasi-cinema verite rom-com about a couple's relationship tested by a visit to her parents' home; and "Hairspray," a well-cast, surprisingly entertaining movie adaptation of the stage musical based on John Waters' comedy of love, rock 'n' roll and race relations in Baltimore during the early '60s. Still have one more to go though. And my fave of the past few weeks has to be "Ratatouille," from Pixar and the man who's the greatest animator working today, writer-director Brad Bird. It's so expertly done, so droll and so heartfelt. Eye candy and genius, together. Dale: You're so right. Not to invoke Williams, but Mr. Happy was Mr. Sad. Me and the Horse I Rode In On: Appreciated, Henry. It was a real "Ouch!" realization when it happened. Rawkkiddo: True dat, Kev. And I laughed more at your comment than anything in the film. Girlcrawl: Thanks. But I don't know. Maybe a day-timer or a personal assistant would help.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  12. Me and the Horse I Rode In On says That is one show I would never miss. I have missed a few shows in my life. Also remember bringing the wrong ticket to a Ryan Adams solo-show once. Kevin is the kind of person I'd like to see in the movie theatre.........off-screen of course.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  13. Me and the Horse I Rode In On says As much as I love music I would be a terrible critic. Can't explain........too many feelings involved. But..................I would take the job as a movie-critic any day. Lucky man!!!!
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  14. goodmusiconly says DOH! You should have heard the gasp that came out of my mouth when I read that. That is some painful irony! So sorry Mike. Years ago, some friends and I had tickets to see Radiohead (back in the days of "Creep"). We had dinner together before the show and sat around drinking wine, languishing until it was time to go. When we got to the theater, we found out that the opening act (who I cared little about) had thrown a fit and demanded to be the headliner that night. The organizers obliged, and we ended up walking in mere seconds after Yorke and Co. left the stage. Total bummer. To add insult to injury, the next time I had a chance to see them, they were playing Red Rocks and a friend had given me a ticket for my birthday. Hours before they played I had to give up my ticket due to family illness. I guess Radiohead and I are just not meant to be. Bring on the good concert karma!
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  15. Mike the Knife says Me and the Horse I Rode In On: No question I've been lucky, but - as noted above - I've had to sit through an awful lot of terrible films and music, and then pontificate on them. Bleah. goodmusiconly: Pretty awful feeling, Erin. I thank you for the kind words. And ditto on the good concert karma. We're due.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  16. Lady Miss Ian says My condolences, Mike. Don't know if it helps to know, but Mercury is in Retrograde until July 10th, so communications in general are a bit screwy until then. Go ahead and blame it on the cosmos - I would. I think you've put in enough time and good karma that Feist will come on back, just to do a special show for you! In my past life, I did movie reviews for a small paper. Everyone always thinks it sounds like such a cool thing to do. Having to sit through a Pauly Shore movie would cure anyone of that thought.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  17. Lizziegreeneyes says Oceans 11 is still in the theatres ??? I thought they were on their 13th installment... *Michael:* Once, I had something similar happen. Wasn't til after the fact that I remembered I had two "tickets" for a free at noon concert at WXPN/World Cafe Live. I've blocked out who it was though... probably a good thing - I was devastated when I realized I had screwed up... can't say I had the wrong day - the Free at Noons are ALWAYS a Friday. Mighta been Rhett Miller - but don't quote me. Sorry my friend - from what I heard - the show on Wed SUCKED (I didn't hear anything of the kind, just thought it might cheer you up a teense) !!!
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  18. dermahrk says Robin Williams is making shitty movies? When did this start?
    Permalink posted 06/30/2007
  19. kaleef says oh man oh man mike, i really feel for you. this was a truly enjoyable story even though it is truly unfortunate!! i have to say that i have never forgot show but there are several times were i was uninformed or find out a week later that say... beck performing at "the loft."
    Permalink posted 06/30/2007
  20. dermahrk says I've forgotten shows that I already had bought tickets for! That really sucks.
    Permalink posted 06/30/2007
  21. soulrocket says i was a few hours ago preparing myself to see the temptations, the actual formation included damon harris & the former supremes. then, for the good of staying late, i decided to take a lil nap just to get there fresh as a rose. i slept as a log for 5 hours and i missed the concert. shit happens, heh.
    Permalink posted 06/30/2007
  22. Mike the Knife says Lady Miss Ian: Condolences welcome and accepted, LMI. That damned Mercury! And keep Saturn away from me. Re: Pauly Shore - Like needles in the eyes... Lizziegreeneyes: As you admitted, you're just trying to make me feel better. No surprise...I heard that it was a stellar show. Ah, well. sunscream: Oh you wacky, ubiquitous entity! dermahrk: Ha! You're killin' me. And so is Williams. And I'm seriously gonna come up with an alarm system to remind me of all future must-sees. I cannot allow this sort of thing to happen again. kaleef: Glad you enjoyed the read. BTW, another really galling thing about this happening was its proximity to the Amy Winehouse-Klaxons bill from a month or so ago - an underground engagement that I heard nothing about until the day after. Hmmph. soulrocket: Heartbreaking, soul-r. Buck up, though. The universe owes us!
    Permalink posted 06/30/2007
  23. Augusts1 says OMG! that would be awful Mike, I had looked into tix for Feist since I've just gotten into her but they were already sold out. I could have gone in your place if you had remembered to tell me then forgot you were going again, heh! What a drag, man. I bought tix to see Sandra Bernhard who I adore back in '00 or '01 up here in the north bay. I was on vacation for a week and went & stayed at the beach for a few days w/a friend. We came back on the day of the her performance but I totally spaced it since I hadn't slept well the night before so I was dead tired. I remembered around midnight when I was just crawling into bed. Grrrrr! Hate that awful sinking feeling when you realize you f'ed up big time. Still haven't seen Sandra live damnit!
    Permalink posted 07/01/2007
  24. soulrocket says true, mike. universe is there for us, to fulfill every single desire we may have.
    Permalink posted 07/01/2007
  25. deedee says I'd go one step further than emscee, and say that it was the License to Wed poster at the bus stop that spelled trouble. Krasinksi deserves better. As for memory lapses: Yesterday I was on my way to a 9 a.m. doctor appointment (and I am a bit OCD-ish about not being late for appointments) and got there at 8:45. Which gave me plenty of time, because the appointment was for-- oh, dear-- 10. Luckily, it was nice day and there was a good coffee joint down the block. Not as painful as missing a show, I grant you.
    Permalink posted 07/03/2007

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