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Let the Chips Fall Where They May

Posted about 1 year ago
  • Artist:
    Alvin & The Chipmunks
  • Album:
    Greatest Hits: Still Squeaky After All These Years
  • Track:
    Alvin's Harmonica
Garfield the cat must be choking on his lasagna. “Alvin and the Chipmunks” - a half-assed family film built around the singing teenage rodent characters created in 1958 for a series of singles by recording artist/producer Ross Bagdasarian, Sr. a.k.a. “David Seville” – is pushing towards $200 million dollars in box office receipts after about a month in release. That’s flat-out ridick. But there you have it. The Chipmunks movie, which mixes Jason Lee and other live actors with computer-animated versions of the titular creatures, is out-performing previous feature-film properties featuring various other ostensible kiddie faves such as Garfield and Underdog.I’ll admit that I’m shocked. The movie, though innocuous, is by-and-large puerile even as it tries to be contemporary and hip. I’ve been covering popular culture – music, film, comedy, TV, and so on – for years, and some successes are inexplicable. That would include the triumphant return of what seemed to be a moribund Chipmunks franchise. Now, to capitalize on this rather stunning commercial coup, a 26-song Chipmunks compilation album - Greatest Hits: Still Squeaky After All These Years - has emerged from the vaults. Whether or not you can tolerate it depends on your threshold for shrill jibber. Mine is apparently low.In the wake of his 1958 novelty hit “Witch Doctor,” Bagdasarian came up with the squeaky voices of brother chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theodore by speeding up the playback of his own multi-tracked voice on tape. The furry trio was introduced on the single “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late),” which featured Bagdasarian’s alter ego David Seville coercing his little animal charges to sing a seasonal song. It became a hit and a holiday perennial, and spawned a cottage industry of follow-up singles, albums and cartoon shows. Bagdasarian died in the early ‘70s. Although it seems like the last time there was anything new from the Chipmunks was “The Alvin Show,” a prime-time cartoon series that ran on American TV from 1961-1962, there have been other recordings and animated properties through the years including a couple of direct-to-video animated Chipmunks movies. Bagdasarian’s son and various associates kept the property alive – and boy, did it pay off.Maybe this is partly about the nostalgia factor – parents taking their pre-pubescent children to see the movie about those adorable icons of yore. Speaking of nostalgia, Greatest Hits: Still Squeaky After All These Years features nothing recent, in the mode of the Chips’ truncated onscreen rendition of the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t Cha.” Of course, the album includes “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)” and its follow-up hit “Alvin’s Harmonica,” both of which trade on the formula of troublemaker Alvin screwing up the recording session until Seville threatens him. The same sort of dynamic crops up on other tracks – “Alvin’s Orchestra,” “Japanese Banana,” “Sing a Goofy Song,” etc. – as Alvin deliberately provokes Seville into a screaming fit by the end of the number.There are more straightforward, supposedly cute Chipmunk interpretations of film and musical chestnuts such as “Talk to the Animals” from “Doctor Dolittle,” “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from “Mary Poppins,” “Whistle While You Work” from “Snow White,” and “Do Re Mi” from “The Sound of Music”; and ‘60s hits including Herman’s Hermits’ “I’m Henry the VIII, I Am” and the Beatles’ “She Loves You,” “Please Please Me” and “Can’t Buy Me Love.” Yep. More than two dozen cuts - all done with those grating, high-pitched vocals.Their ear-piercing interpretation of “America the Beautiful,” backed by a full chorus and orchestra, was the end for me. One or two songs? Mildly amusing. After a few more, I truly began to understand the horrors of water-boarding.When I was a kid, there were few Disney cartoons that made me laugh more than the amped-up conflicts between Donald Duck (in his 1950s middle-class Everyfowl mode) and the mischievous, resourceful chipmunks Chip 'n Dale. These (mostly) tree-dwelling rodents were looked upon by Donald as nuisances of the highest order – and their battles invariably resulted in the chipmunks getting the better of an embarrassed, infuriated duck.Despite my life-long affection for the blustery Donald (mostly due to the alternately hilarious and exciting comic books written and drawn by the immortal Carl Barks), I actually rooted for Chip 'n Dale in the ‘toons. On the other hand, I have no great affection for the threesome that came in the wake of C. & D. Alas, it looks like Alvin and company are back with a vengeance.Would someone please call Pest Control?

Comments (19)

  1. Dale says Word to this. And how the heck did Jason Lee get roped into this?
    Permalink posted 01/17/2008
  2. wassonii says Exterminate all rational thought. Sadly, my wife may dig this release as a nostalgia piece. (Sad for me. She'll be thrilled:) Even when the release is a sonic weapon of mass destruction of good taste, you are a harbinger. Thank you.
    Permalink posted 01/17/2008
  3. wassonii says Oh yes. Supercalindeed!
    Permalink posted 01/17/2008
  4. deedee says Key words in your post: one or two songs. (Me, I like their Christmas song). After that: migraine.
    Permalink posted 01/17/2008
  5. Mike the Knife says Dale: As regards Mr. Lee, it's all about the check, er, work. Maybe he thinks he has a chance to be a part of a lucrative franchise. wassonii: It's all about the kids, man. The young, the young-at-heart, the...ah, screw 'em. deedee: Migraine? Take two Arcade Fire albums, and call me in the morning.
    Permalink posted 01/17/2008
  6. scotfree says I was about 5 when the first run of the cartoons hit. It fit into the Saturday morning lineup just fine and got repeated for a number of years. While never a rival for the Donald/ Chip 'n Dale wars, or as sophisticatdely (?) humorous as Woody Woodpecker or (my personal fave) Beany and Cecil - I believe Alvin and crew had found a niche. The kids loved 'em because of how irritating they were to the parents! Oh, turn up the TV Mommy - it's AAlllvinnn!! A great primer for future rock 'n roll addicts.
    Permalink posted 01/17/2008
  7. Augusts1 says I loved Alvin & the Chipmunks when I was a kid & we even had at least two of their lps as well. Good memories but I highly doubt I could withstand them much now, let alone a whole 2 hr. movie. American culture stupifies!
    Permalink posted 01/17/2008
  8. Mike the Knife says scotfree: Granted, all of this is ideally geared to the little ones. It's well-meaning. It's just a little wearying and dated to me, especially the album. (Sure don't mind Woody though.) August: Again, a couple of numbers are more than enough. Or maybe I should say that enough is too much.
    Permalink posted 01/17/2008
  9. dermahrk says Highly amusing post. One of your longest, I think - which is a bit odd, since you hate it so much. $200 Million? I smell sequel!!! Not good. For you.
    Permalink posted 01/18/2008
  10. Lady Miss Ian says Oh the humanity! Or should I say the Chipmunkity? I've got to believe this is doing so well at the box office because there is nothing else out there for parents to take the pre-pube age group to. They ain't gonna sit through Charlie Wilson's War or Sweeney Todd.
    Permalink posted 01/18/2008
  11. annieander says I am really trying to listen to the end of the song....can't do it...must turn off...never liked them...then and now. Sorry, but I am not a fan of Tom and Jerry either. More of a Looney Toons gal.
    Permalink posted 01/18/2008
  12. fistula spume says You mean to tell me you didn't like Urban Chipmunk?! My redneck cousins thought this was the zenith of hee and hawlarity. Especially "Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Chipmunks". Boy howdy did that Dave get mad. ;p
    Permalink posted 01/18/2008
  13. Mike the Knife says dermahrk: I'm sure a sequel will smell. And, to clarify, I don't hate the Chips. I just can't take too much of 'em. Good fodder for humor though. Lady Miss Ian: I'd agree, L.M.I. It's "Home Alone" syndrome - as in another film that did phenomenally, surprisingly well. Now, where are the smart, truly worthwhile family films? Under the Pixar banner - and there are also a few such as Disney's "Enchanted." annieander: Can't say I blame you. As for Tom & Jerry and such: Chacun a son gout. (I'm with you on the Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies tip.) fistula: Missed this one. (Yee-hah! Saints be praised!) I think we all agree that Dave needs to chill. Hasn't he heard about Zoloft?
    Permalink posted 01/18/2008
  14. ZenPop says I grew up on the Chipmunks' Christmas album... and, of course, LOVED the Witch Doctor song... but free passes, free popcorn and a crisp fiver couldn't get me to sit through that movie... oh well...
    Permalink posted 01/21/2008
  15. Mike the Knife says ZenPop: You are not alone in that, sir. But an awful lot of someones are buying...
    Permalink posted 01/21/2008
  16. Anna says Greatest Hits: Still Squeaky After All These Years? Seriously? I think the movie has a deeper purpose. DO NOT PROCREATE! *calling Pest Control*
    Permalink posted 01/29/2008
  17. Mike the Knife says Anna: Thanks so much. I was waiting for the compassionate response. The exterminators are on their way. Re: Procreation - Should we should start a grassroots campaign? "Monks, yes! 'Munks, no!" Um. Never mind.
    Permalink posted 01/29/2008
  18. harmonicorn says I will be the first to agree that squeaky voices can be grating and irritating when not done right -- but Ross Bagdasarian Sr. knew exactly what he was doing. He was a true genius. And the Chipmunks, as created and voiced by him, were not just cute, but hilarious. Please do me a favor and try to get by the squeaky voices for a few minutes and actually listen to "Alvin's Orchestra" and the ending of "Chipmunk Fun." They're as funny as anything else you'll hear on the Dr. Demento show. Bagdasarian specalized in "nutty" records like this this, not just with the Chipmunks, but on his own. "The Trouble with Harry," which he performed under the pseudonym Alfi and Harry, is a regrettably obscure gem. Please listen with an open mind!
    Permalink posted 02/02/2008
  19. Mike the Knife says harmonicorn: As I said, "One or two songs? Mildly amusing." I always listen with an open mind, and I certainly have been entertained by Bagdasarian's novelty songs, But only in small doses. As the French say, "Chacun à son goût."
    Permalink posted 02/03/2008

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