WHERE MUSIC LISTENS TO YOU

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Posted over 2 years ago
Since I spend the bulk of my days writing and musing and conferring in my local café (where I have a Wi-Fi account and a speedy connection), the music being played over the sound system has a certain degree of importance to my mood and well-being – which impacts how effectively I work.Yes, I can put on my Koss cans and block out the noise with a playlist of my own (and often do so). Still, there are times when I’m chatting with other regulars or taking a meeting, and what’s coming out of the speakers is inescapable – and often repeated ad nauseam. Thus, it isn’t altruism but expedience that has moved me to burn and deliver a number of CDs to the owners of the establishment, in hopes of creating a more genial atmosphere than that which is created when one of the barristas plays the second Norah Jones album (inoffensive, to be sure) or that ‘50s doo-wop collection (unquestionably, crucial music in the history of rock) or a greatest-hits assortment by legendary jazz vocalist Ella Fitzgerald – for the zillionth time over the course of an afternoon. And, in my smug, arrogant way, I do believe I’m adding a little variety and quality to the programming to the benefit of all. The results of my “generosity” have been mixed, to say the least. I happily provided my beloved “Garden State” and “Amélie” soundtracks, as well as Señor Coconut’s Kraftwerk tribute album. They have now been spun and re-spun over and over and over – to the point where I now harbor fantasies of killing the artists who created the music, as well as Zach Braff, Audrey Tautou, and Ralf & Florian – and the java jockeys at the controls of the CD player. Those albums are ruined for me – at least, until after a very long layoff. But the café’s employees refuse to stop playing them – and it would be less than polite to ask for the discs to be returned.Should I burn something new for them in hopes that they’ll ease off of the others? Sure, if I want to risk hating a few more favorites. Which brings me to the question: Have you ever heard an adored song too many times, turning your love to contempt?Just for spite, from the soundtrack of “Garden State,” I give you Coldplay’s “Don’t Panic”:

Comments (18)

  1. but seriously says give em more, or make a lending library: they get a a couple for a couple weeks then change them out for a couple more. Personally I am one of those who will listen to an album or a song over and over until it is permanently tatooed on the brain. Then suddenly I am done and need a long rest...At least in my little command center I THINK I couldn't bear to hear that music anymore. If, however, I hear the song(s) unexpectedly I find I have not ever fallen out of love at all. And then I realize again that my music collection is tooo large but I will never be able to stop.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  2. kat3260 says Man...that sucks. I'm sure this has happened to me, but I can't think of a particular song at the moment. I'm very sporadic with my music patterns though - there are very few things that I want to hear more than once in a day.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  3. Cody B says It is not impolite to give..that it helps your own sanity is froth on the latte.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  4. Spike says Maybe in a better world there would be a good cafe you could go to that wouldn't play _any_ music, and people could concentrate better on whatever they're wanting to concentrate on. However, if a cafe is playing, say, Django Reinhardt, I'd be okay with that for up to an hour. Some music makes better background noise if it's seductive on the surface. If it's music you're familiar with and have listened to carefully elsewhere, the faint sound of it in the cafe can substitute for the whole experience of it. Any two cafe cafe customers usually have musical tastes that barely overlap, at least in terms of what they'd want to have wafting out of the cafe's speakers at any given moment. If this provokes fistfights, it can add color to your day. Speaking of fistfights, if your cafe's barristas insist on inflicting you with the disks you inflicted on them, my friend Vinnie, whom I've probably mentioned elsewhere, can work them over for you.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  5. Mike the Knife says but seriously: A few other regulars have contributed to the music library - some good choices, some horrifying. For instance, there's the "oldies" CD with Perry Como's "Magic Moments," which has been known to cause apoplexy... kat3260: I have a little more tolerence of repetition. Like, I can't stop playing the Pernice Brothers' "Snow" this week. But eventually, enough is enough. Cody B: As long as I don't start frothing at the mouth. Spike: Don't call Vinnie - just yet.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  6. ivylander says I say burn 'em two new ones every week. The effort expended is minimal compared to your mental health. I can't say I've ever played an album (or song) so much I've come to dislike it, there are records that have lost their magical powers over time as a result of overplaying. Richard Thompson's "Henry The Human Fly" was one of those for me. Several Beatles albums as well. And if I never hear Bob Marley's "Jammin'," again, I'm OK with that....
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  7. chucky says but seriously said everything I came to say. Creepy..haha. I definitely think that giving them a new mix every week or so will fix the problem and they obviously trust your tastes - so it should go smoothly. Me, I always listen to something until I'm sick of it. That's how I roll.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2007
  8. tybees says As far as love turning to contempt, I remember hearing those songs from Maroon 5's first album on the radio and really digging them...until they were played 5 million times. I enjoy a sugary pop tune for sure, and their's were above average IMHO, but after a while I just couldn't stand hearing "She Will Be Loved" without wanting to jab a sharp object in my ear.
    Permalink posted 12/01/2007
  9. Mike the Knife says ivylander: You are a charitable fellow. And I guess that I can rediscover my love for most of this stuff after a layover. I mean, great is great, which explains how I can never get too much of The La's or XTC or Exile on Main Street, etc. chucky: I'm thinking about it, but I don't want to totally impose my (admittedly impeccable) taste on everyone all the time. tybees: I, too, enjoy the pleasures of pure pop (as long as I don't go into sugar-shock), but I never much cared for the Maroons. Different strokes and all...
    Permalink posted 12/01/2007
  10. Anna says Feed the beast once or twice a week. Never after midnight. Small amounts of food will make it learn to operate with more wisdom. That way, you will have a satisfied beast and a satisfied Mike. Use the knife if necessary (nawwww) ;)
    Permalink posted 12/01/2007
  11. Mike the Knife says Ow! Damned beast bit me!!!
    Permalink posted 12/01/2007
  12. ZenPop says YES!... I had to listen to the Doobie Brothers for a whole week at my favorite hangout... nearly cost me my sanity... (I don't have anything against them, per se...) Which leads me to the ultimate "I can't listen to that song any more" moment... I saw the new movie "August Rush" (free preview screening)... They played the great Van Morrison's "Moondance" once (I like it!), twice (uh... okay...), three times (what the %@*&?!!) ... so many times... including (and here's the killer) as a slowed-down orchestral piece to denote "Be SAD HERE" (ala the slowed-down "Brady Bunch" theme when Cindy or Bobby is sad)... I can't take that any more... They butchered a great song in a two hour period and now I won't listen to it again for a long time... (I thought the movie sucked, too.) okay... just breathe normally... thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
    Permalink posted 12/02/2007
  13. Mike the Knife says No prob, Z.P. Doobies ahoy! (And yes, "August Rush" was treacle-to-go. Bleah. By the way, this is a Keri Russell fan talking...)
    Permalink posted 12/02/2007
  14. soulrocket says hahahah while reading i knew what was going to happen before you said it... it happened to me before... i tried to improve the music of my local bar years ago... some of the music was so overplayed i started disliking it. but on the other hand i got free drinks for all the years to come, and it was nice to get drunk with my pals and sing all tunes i liked... the perfect party.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2007
  15. ciphermedia says You should try being the owner of the joint! I've got 23 staff, who all want to play their own stuff, only about a quarter of which is appropriate for the shop. Then they decide they want to play it - like you said - over and over and over again. Aaaargh! Sometimes I chuck a complete spack, and just refuse to let them play things, and have been known to delete things from iTunes just so i don't have to listen to them anymore. I no longer take music down to my shop, because I refuse to have it spoiled for me. (Also, only a very small amount of the music I listen to is really right for the very mixed clientele we have). So Mike, I feel for ya, but you should try it from this end!
    Permalink posted 12/04/2007
  16. Mike the Knife says soulrocket: Crafty! I guess it's a trade-off. At least, the owners and counter-folk at my cafe appreciate the largess, too. ciphermedia: Dug. Thanks for the perspective. Sounds as knotty (or more so) than my own side of situation. Either way, it's all about the love of the music. The melody lingers, and lingers...
    Permalink posted 12/04/2007
  17. FastRMacR says I say flood them with your library! Mike, this has been such an entertaining read - your scenario sounds perfect for a sitcom sketch! That cracks me up that they played your gifts to them until you turned green. That is just hilarious for some reason - sorry. :-) My first thought out of the gate was, heh, get a 802.11 device somehow hooked up into the system (real clandestine-like somehow). You could switch the input when you get there and start streaming your own broadcast - queue it so none the wiser. Your time there - your playlist < wry evil scientist grin > Nice Coldplay tune! Great efforts on your DJ list - they would be wise to listen indeed. For me .. "Let It B< click >"
    Permalink posted 12/06/2007
  18. Mike the Knife says Comments and suggestions appreciated, FastRMacR. Far too often, my life feels like a sitcom - and with the TV writers on strike, I'm just hoping I don't get picketed.
    Permalink posted 12/07/2007

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