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Turn Off the Jukebox

Posted over 2 years ago
Somebody decided that it would be a masterstroke to cross-breed the heavy-handed late-‘60s “rock” musical “Hair,” which attempted to co-opt and sanitize the counter-culture of the day (those free-spirited hippies and their psychedelic hymnal) for Broadway consumption, with the catalogue of the most successful recording artists of the 20th century, The Beatles - and capture the results on film. Well, it exists; I saw it, and allow me to say here and now: Bad idea.For the moment, let’s set aside its obvious origin in the minds of greedy producers, arrogant moviemakers, and music-publishing bean-counters eager to repurpose the most valuable, marketable collection of songs since Noel Coward tickled the ivories in a martini haze and warbled to an equally inebriated saloon full of swells. It sounds like nothing more than the cinematic equivalent of a jukebox musical such as “Mamma Mia” and “Movin’ Out,” doesn’t it?Ah, the jukebox musical – a theatrical banality that pillages and exploits songs by time-tested hit-makers and shoehorns them into what passes for a plot while in fact being a simplistic framework for a parade of familiar, cockle-warming tunes. And that’s about the size of “Across the Universe,” directed by mistress of stage spectacle Julie Taymor whose realization of Disney’s animated feature “The Lion King” as a piece for theater won six 1998 Tony Awards including best director and best musical, plus a lot of other fancy trophies.But how great could expectations be for “The Lion King,” with its Mouse-House cartoon source, and its M.O.R. anthems and balladry written by that old show-biz panderer Elton John and “Jesus Christ Superstar” lyricist Tim Rice? “Mamma Mia” skipped through the frothy songbook of Swedish pop stars ABBA and “Movin’ Out” took on the cocktail-lounge-y pop-rock confessionals of suburban New York singer-composer Billy Joel, both in the context of generational sagas that dumb down the complexity and turbulence of Western society in the ‘60s and ‘70s. Sad to say, “Across the Universe” has the temerity to try the same thing with the closest thing to sanctified music in the rock era – that of the Beatles.I recognize the commercial expedience of “Across the Universe,” which calls to mind the recent use of re-edited John Lennon-Paul McCartney and George Harrison tunes as the score for the Las Vegas-based Cirque de Soleil show “Love.” That don’t make it right.Commencing in the ‘60s heyday of the Fab Four, “Across the Universe” introduces various characters named after people in Beatles songs, including British working-class boy Jude (Jim Sturgess), a would-be artist who takes off for the U.S. in search of his estranged father; middle-class American girl Lucy (Evan Rachel Wood), whose boyfriend enlists and ships out to Nam, leaving her bereft and, eventually, radicalized; Lucy’s brother Maxwell (Joe Anderson), who decides to drop out of Princeton and relocate with Jude to a crowded Greenwich Village apartment overseen by sexy Sadie (Dana Fuchs), a hard-livin’, hard-lovin’ singer; passionate black guitarist Jo-Jo (Martin Luther McCoy); adorable, sensitive Midwestern dyke Prudence (T.V. Carpio), etc.Everybody in the main cast sings pretty well, and the material ranges from the group’s “lovable mop-top” days (“I Want to Hold Your Hand”) to the mind-expanded “Lonely Hearts Club Band” period (“With a Little Help from My Friends”) to the bittersweet end (“Because”). Dialogue is shamelessly cribbed from familiar lyrics, and Taymor references Beatle iconography - album cover art, photographs, biographical notes, and memorable live action (“A Hard Day’s Night,” “Let It Be”) and animated (“Yellow Submarine”) film vignettes.To be fair, the computer-generated effects that give “Across the Universe” a fantastical sheen are truly special. The actors completely commit to the script, and there are notable guest vocalists including Bono on “I Am the Walrus,” Joe Cocker doing “Come Together,” and Eddie Izzard talk-singing his way through “Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite.”All that considered, the cumulative effect is still craven, and the whole deal is probably five years too late if you could find any justification for it at all. “Across the Universe” is not as bad as that abominable mid-‘70s “Sgt. Pepper” movie with the BeeGees. Nonetheless, we’ve seen it all before, and didn’t need to see it again. The Beatles’ canon is foolproof pop, but that means there's always gonna be some fool trying to piggyback on it for profit.One more thing. Evan Rachel Wood is certainly a babe…

Comments (32)

  1. Misstee says I'm looking forward to seeing Jim Sturgess in the Other Boleyn Girl but you'd have to pay me to see this one. I'll wait for the Joy Division bio-pic later this fall thank you very much, or better yet, the DVD release of Help!
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  2. QueenofHell says Thanks for the warning. Looks dreadful. I doubt I'll watch this as I won't want to ruin some of my favourite songs in my mind.
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  3. Kate says I've said it before and i'll say it again: Across the Universe looks like the '60's as envisioned by an 8-year old. I doubt that any Vietnam vet would want to see their experience immortalized this way. Thank you for being honest about this travesty.
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  4. Mike the Knife says Misstee: "Help!" Now, that's a movie... QueenofHell: You're welcome. But I'm simply doing my duty as a caring human in these perilous times by warning people away from danger, pitfalls, boondoggles and lame films. Kate: Yeah. An 8-year-old with a multi-million dollar budget. As I said to QoH, I must use my knowledge for good and not for evil. In the immortal words of Spider-Man's Uncle Ben, "With great access comes great responsibility." Or something to that effect...
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  5. Lester Jonze says ick
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  6. fairportfan says Okay. I've been inclined to give it a try, because it's written by the same guys who wrote *The Commitments* and *Still Crazy*; one thing that i know is that it's a very good chance that the version that got released has been edited by an off-duty axe-murderer employed by the producer. The same thing happened to two of Sergio Leone's later films - *Once Upon a Time in the West* and *Once Upon a TIme in America*. I know from personal experience that the original 1968 release of *...West*, cut by nearly a third, failed to make sense in several important sequences, and was still a masterpiece; the full version s my choice for the best Western ever made, and one of the best *movies*, period. *...in America*, a gangster/noir film, got hacked around even worse - not only did the USA releasing company cut nearly an hour-and-a-half of its three-hour-plus running time, but they actually *rearranged* what was left, changing a film the leaped brilliantly back and forth in time to an incoherent linear narrative. (Or so i've heard - i never watched the cut version.) But when the full version was released at last, it was Incredible. (In fact, *Once Upon a TIme in America* is what dePalma's derivative [to use a polite word; some might almost say "plagiarised"] *Untouchables* wants to be when it grows up and stops wetting itself...) So i'm not sure how much of your reaction to this film to lay to its possible inherent suckiness, how much to your automatic distaste for the concept and how much to the producer's meddling. I suppose i'll have to see it and decide for myself...
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  7. Rawkkiddoh says Mike you lost me on musical................
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  8. Mike the Knife says Lester Jonze: Terse, man! fairportfan: Although I enjoyed "The Commitments" and "Still Crazy, "Across the Universe" was hardly in the same league as the screenwriters' earlier work. Again, I was entertained by a few parts of "Across the Universe" and admired the art direction; and from what I know, Taymor was in control all the way. But yeah, in general, I think of this type of musical as bunk. Rawkkiddo: Understood, Kev. But I must remind you that "Once" has been labeled (rightly or wrongly) a musical. And, as evidenced by my respect and admiration of, say, "Chicago" and "West Side Story" on stage and on film, I'm not opposed to musicals. Just contrivances like "Across the Universe."
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  9. Rawkkiddoh says Never really been a fan, yet am never afraid to see one. Dont know if that gene is missing from my body, but the last one I saw that I was told I would love was "Rent". Love would not be the word I used to describe how I felt about it
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  10. Mike the Knife says "Rent" - not even a rental...
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  11. fairportfan says But yeah, in general, I think of this type of musical as bunk. How about *Singing in the Rain*? Most people don't realise it, but Comden and Green got handed a bunch of songs that the producer owned the rights to and twere old to make a musical out of them... Personally, i don't like movie musicals, though i often enjoy them on stage. (An example - *Damn Yankees*, which is great even in a decent local Little Theatre staging - which is where i saw it, but sucked dead moose through a straw as a movie.) I think it's because the bits where all of the peasants start and dancing with the Baron and his girlfriend, and not only do all of them know the words, but they sing in five-part harmony and know all the dance steps aren't as jarring on stage (where it's obviously Not Real) as they are in a realistic-looking film. (Which is why i *like* *Guys & Dolls* and *Little Shop of Horrors* [to name a couple], because they are specifically very clearly Not Reality...)
    Permalink posted 09/17/2007
  12. Mike the Knife says Like many classic film musicals, "Singing in the Rain" is a show-biz-oriented extravaganza making use of studio-owned or purchased Tin Pan Alley tunes. Thematically and stylistically, not in the same universe as "Across the Universe" and its ilk.
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  13. soulrocket says Across the Universe” is not as bad as that abominable mid-‘70s “Sgt. Pepper” movie with the BeeGees. <--- i watched this one when i was a kid and it was truly dreadful.
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  14. Jonh Ingham says At the para with all the characters' names I felt the will to live seeping away; and right now I'm in the most boring meeting in the world. Is it fair to bring Singing In The Rain into this? It's one of how many hundred musicals, several with a similar basis of creation? You can say the same about Casablanca and 'As Time Goes By' - inserted because the studio owned it, regardless of being apropos. Regardless of which version of 'Once....West' was seen on release (and I recall footage in the first version I saw that isn't in the approved Leone version - just to question what's "authentic"), it also failed because the audience couldn't accept Henry Fonda as a bad guy. Not just bad but truly evil - he kills a small child in the first 10 minutes, for goodness sake! The only time Fonda played a baddie and one of his best roles. Not something we'll probably say about any of the actors in this film.
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  15. meko says LOL John you Kill me I am glad you are a part of this comunity! Mike well said, you should be a journalist! You speak the queens english Superb, LOL. And these guys singing the beatles tunes dont cut it not at all i think john and george are flippin in thier GRAVES right now. MEKO K.J.Y. LATER
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  16. Lizziegreeneyes says I saw a commercial for this last night & ran screaming from the room... then I hid in a dark corner & hit myself repeatedly in the head with my Beatles library... I can't watch your clips Mike - the fear in me is far too great !!! As you know - I am a lover of all things _*Once*_ - I too made a point to see it *_twice_* (went with a friend that I introduced to The Frames last year) !!! I didn't see it as a musical at all. I think it is a movie about musicians - not splitting hairs with you... guessing you might feel the same way :) I would say the same thing about *The Commitments* - a movie about musicians... I enjoyed Rent - but it's _*way too long*_. A musical I can truly stand behind & beside is h1. Spring Awakening *That* is what a musical should be - in my opinion, humble as it is ;)
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  17. Lizziegreeneyes says & *Meko*... Mike *_IS_* a journalist :) & a brilliant one at that !!!!!!!! (buttery am I not Mike ????)
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  18. fairportfan says *Jonh Ingham says:*
    Regardless of which version of ‘Once….West’ was seen on release (and I recall footage in the first version I saw that isn’t in the approved Leone version – just to question what’s “authentic”), it also failed because the audience couldn’t accept Henry Fonda as a bad guy. Not just bad but truly evil – he kills a small child in the first 10 minutes, for goodness sake! The only time Fonda played a baddie and one of his best roles. Not something we’ll probably say about any of the actors in this film.
    Actually, more like the first half-hour, since the title sequence runs fifteen minutes, and the killin you're referring to is at the end of a fairly lengthy sequence itself... (But you may well be right otherwise - here in the US, anyway - in mEurope, the longer version was released from the beginning and, a smentioned in the commentary on the DVD, played for three years in one Paris cinema...)
    Can you cite any footage that was in the 1968 release but isn't in the current restored version? Because i remember the '68 version fairly well, and i can't recall anything - certainly nothing of significance.
    There's material that was *shot*, but apparently never made it into any released version - as when the Sheriff and his men beat up Harmonica, and, possibly Frank and Jill's "love" scene and Cheyenne's assaault on the train, but the Very Extensive commentary on thr restored version doesn't mention anything that was in the '68 but isn't now.
    Using As Time Goes By in *Casablanca* - or any other existing song as incidental music (and, even though it's used as a plot point, it is "incidental" music - its use fits Hitchcock's definition of the McGuffin - something important to the chatacters that the plot turns on that is otherwise of no intrinsic interest to the viewer) in a film is not the same as building the entire film around a group of pre-existing songs. (Make 'Em Laugh is an "original", granted, but steals its tune from Be a Clown)
    What other musicals of any significance are based on pre-existing songs in that manner?
    (*Trivia Question*: As Time Goes By was used in a film prior to *Casablanca*. Right off hand, i don't know the film's title - but who *sang* it then? {The answer can be found in the liner notes on one of Harry Nilsson's albums, incidentally...}.)
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  19. fairportfan says Oops. Sorry - As Time Goes By was from a stage show, not a film; i misremembered... And i was, i see, actually thinking of the single, not the original show, too. My bad. Sinmce i effed up the question so badly, the answer is a 1931 Broadway musical, *Everybody's Welcome*. *Frances Williams* sang the song in the original show. It was recorded by several artists in 1931 including *Rudy Vallee*. Poor Dooley Wilson, meanwhile, never managed to release the song as a record, due to a strike, but the Vallee recording was re-issued as a film tie-in and became a best-seller...
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  20. contrabandwidth says Yep, I saw this trailer before Spiderman 3, which in itself wasn't sure if it was a musical, teen drama, or CGI masturbation fest. Needless to say, t was a very sad day at the movies for me. I actually posted about it here.. Needless to say, I don't know what makes me want to kill more, "Across The Universe" or the forth coming Alvin and The Chipmunks"
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  21. fairportfan says Heh
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  22. Spike says Mike, apoplexy becomes you. The nice thing about now not having to see a movie is that one can spend the time trying to make slightly more progress in servicing one's Trusteds.
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  23. jenny says Oh, yeah, we saw the preview, too...all three of us, and we were all like "eewww, I do not want to see that." So it was surprising to see positive review in the Times, to say that least. One of our sort-of neighbors was involved in this -- he works with Elliot Goldenthal -- and he's been talking about it for years...It always sounded kind of stupid to me, though he's a nice guy and it's interesting to have him around, so I didn't say so.
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  24. darmuzz says I look forward to evaluating this for myself. Sounds like the special effects are cool. I don't think anyone's music should be "sanctified." As to whether it should be commercially plundered...I suppose it's better when the artists make the choice to do it...as in Queen's "We Will Rock You" or any marketing proposal put forward by KISS.\ I listened to the Cirque du Soleil Beatles LOVE soundtrack, expecting them to have remixed the songs to death. I thought the mixes were quite subtle and they didn't turn me off at all...but I am the furthest thing from a purist.
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  25. Mike the Knife says soulrocket: I'll say. Actually, a friend reminded me of "All This and World War II," which was a mid-'70s film that featured various artists covering Beatles tunes which were then visualized with archival footage and animation. Not all good, but I'm not opposed to covers. In fact, I love the Bryan Ferry ("She's Leaving Home") and Peter Gabriel ("Strawberry Fields Forever") renditions. A bogus musicale is another story. Jonh Ingham: Yep. The eye-rolling started for me with the first scene. meko of shades of grey: Danke! Journalism is, in fact, a large chuck of my career. Lizziegreeneyes: Calm down. It'll be O.K. I promise. And yes, I don't get anyone suggesting that "Once" is a musical. It's a love story with and about music. (And thanx for the props, sister!) contrabandwidth and fairportfan: I'm planning to get in line early for "Alvin & the Chipmunks" - to dissuade anyone from paying to see it. Spike: Righty-o. I've been meaning to jump on some threads for a few days now. Will proceed shortly. jenny: Haven't read the Times review, but I hope it's positive about the visual invention and actors (as I was), but has a number of caveats (probably not as many as me). And I'll bet that the reviewer has never been as nauseated by "Hair" as I was. darmuzz: I also had fun with George Martin's Beatles mash-ups for "Love," but I didn't take them seriously, and, as some of you know, I love mash-ups.
    Permalink posted 09/18/2007
  26. SatisfiedMind614 says Great post as usual Mike....this sort of reminds me...have you heard Mark Ronson's remixed version of Dylan? Maybe I am missing something....but after one listen I didn't like it at all...i need to track that down
    Permalink posted 09/19/2007
  27. Mike the Knife says Thanks, Blair. Just listened to a Ronson/Dylan track at your page, and I was amused and entertained - but a little underwhelmed, too. Still, it was better than sitting through Twyla Tharp's recent Dylan jukebox musical, which didn't do too well, as I recall. That Dylan! Apparently, he can't stand up to ABBA or Billy Joel when it comes to wooing those discerning Broadway show-goers.
    Permalink posted 09/19/2007
  28. zoot says we'll, i'm not surprised, but i am sorry to see that this film, isn't getting better reviews... a friend of mine worked on the ATU soundtrack a couple years ago, and back when i was in LA, i was fortunate to get a quick listen to parts of it... and thought it sounded quite good. t-bone burnett actually handed in the complete soundtrack a good year and a half before taymor began principal photog -- and long before joe roth wrestled creative control from taymor's hands. at this point i'd imagine that t-bone would like to see his name dropped from the film credits. anyway... i'll check it, once it gets released on dvd.
    Permalink posted 09/19/2007
  29. Mike the Knife says I should come clean, zoot and company: A buddy of mine supervised the visual effects. But I assure you that I'd be singing (heh) their praises even if he hadn't. And none of this changes how I feel about the overall film. (See above.)
    Permalink posted 09/20/2007
  30. wassonii says I hear what you're saying, but didn't Taymor's vision get usurped by the studio? I had such hopes for this when I learned she was directing, though i'll have to wait and see. Thanks for the clips!
    Permalink posted 09/20/2007
  31. Mike the Knife says zoot: I'm cool with my friend doing good work and getting a paycheck, even for a less than ideal product. And yes, some of the singers did OK by the songs, but it's the context that put me off. wassonii: Whether or not Taymor was over-ruled on anything (and I heard that enough of her vision is on screen to earn praise or lay blame), it still is what it is - to fall back on the current saw. ;-)
    Permalink posted 09/20/2007
  32. Reckon says I'm with you all the way on this one, Mike. Oy. Couldn't bear to watch.
    Permalink posted 09/26/2007

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