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No Tool April Fools?

Posted about 1 year ago
I have only one ritual on April Fools Day. I play no tricks, just simply check Tool's website to see what their newest Fools Day story might be. A couple years ago they came out with the claim that Maynard had found Jesus. Some news outlets even ran with the story. Last year the gang tried to convince us that they were canceling the remainder of their tour to search for an ancient Mayan glyph. See here: "http://mog.com/Lyrikhan/blog_post/58661":http://mog.com/Lyrikhan/blog_post/58661So far this year I have been let down. The only news on Tool's site is that "Mullet Madness" has reached the final four with a chap named Sash, who sports a "skullet" (squirrel pelt mullet), being one of the finalist to get a chance to win a 1969 Camaro SS. A humorous contest no doubt, but quite real it would seem. I'll keep my eyes peeled for a Fools Day post hopefully to come.

Comments (7)

  1. annieander says Squrrel Pelt Mullet...those are three words I never thought I would see together... Or ...Perhaps the best band name ever imagined.
    Permalink posted 04/01/2008
  2. contrabandwidth says Will mullet jokes ever be put out of their misery? Talk about beating a dead horse.
    Permalink posted 04/01/2008
  3. Lyrikhan says I think there is a mullet called the Beaten Dead Horse Mullet
    Permalink posted 04/01/2008
  4. contrabandwidth says I guess I asked for that one...
    Permalink posted 04/01/2008
  5. ROCKNROLLPIMP says dang it! they must have became all serious n shit all of a sudden
    Permalink posted 04/01/2008
  6. RGM says Dig that tune, Undertow is my fave from them.
    Permalink posted 04/01/2008
  7. Dale says I was crushed when I found out Maynard hadn't found Jesus after all. ;)
    Permalink posted 04/01/2008

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