
I have only one ritual on April Fools Day. I play no tricks, just simply check Tool's website to see what their newest Fools Day story might be. A couple years ago they came out with the claim that Maynard had found Jesus. Some news outlets even ran with the story. Last year the gang tried to convince us that they were canceling the remainder of their tour to search for an ancient Mayan glyph. See here: "http://mog.com/Lyrikhan/blog_post/58661":http://mog.com/Lyrikhan/blog_post/58661So far this year I have been let down. The only news on Tool's site is that "Mullet Madness" has reached the final four with a chap named Sash, who sports a "skullet" (squirrel pelt mullet), being one of the finalist to get a chance to win a 1969 Camaro SS.

A humorous contest no doubt, but quite real it would seem. I'll keep my eyes peeled for a Fools Day post hopefully to come.
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