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funemployed

Posted over 2 years ago
So, I don't have a job. Whereas normally that idea would suck, I am at this very moment fucking elated. It's an odd sensation. I fucking hated that place. I have to find a new job. I should've thought of this beforehand. And god, I'll have to work for a small company so that there's no drug test so that I am not automatically taken for a goddamn pothead. And I have to buy clothes. And sift through stupid classifieds. And ...ew. Hassle.I think I want to work in a coffee shop. An independent one where you can play music all day. I would love that. Too bad they're basically non-existent in this stupid city. But hey - the bright side.No more answering phones! No more talking to total idiots all night on the phone! No more signing out bathroom keys, getting watched on surveillance cameras, not being allowed to take breaks despite the fact that my phone hasn't rung in 4 hours, no more pointless shifts and insignificant emails that come in by the truckload. No more! I could dance.I've been listening to a lot of *(old) Death Cab*. And I've been really, really liking it. Probably for the first time in a ...year, at least. As long as I don't listen to Plans at all and hardly listen to Transatlanticism, it's great. fffffffunemployment is great. Granted, this is only the first actual day, but so far, it's been dandy except for the massive hangover brough about by my night of jobless jubilee.Met this guy last night and we went on an hour long rant about the *Pixies* and the *Pogues*. He's seen them both. Live. And the *Sex Pistols*. I WAS SO GODDAMN JEALOUS. And, well. Anyhow. I used to be friends with a guy who saw *Nirvana* and totally didn't think it was a big deal at all. I never fully trusted him after that. Have to watch out for the crazies.They had *Rage Against the Machine* posters everywhere, so when I asked how excited they were about the Coachella reunion show and if they were going, they called me a liar. They seriously thought I was making it up, just for fun. To tease them or something. I had to physically make one guy look it up online on his phone. And then they freaked out and looked at me like I was a god of music who'd just given them the gift of fire, and all I could think was, "How is it possible that they didn't KNOW about this? Everyone knows about Coachella!"And then I realized that my view on the world is totally nutso.I forget that there are people that exist in the world (actually, like, live and breathe and participate in society) who are not completely obsessed with festival line-ups and concert dates and cd releases and record company mergers and the replacement of this drummer with that one or the addition of a rock legend to an indie(ish) band's roster and how that will change the sound and is it good and have they sold out yet and when will they if they havent and where you can find the b-sides to that other album and can you afford the concert tshirt if you buy a beer.Which is why mog is so great.

Comments (13)

  1. Lilithk says Bleh I'm still answering phones but only doing it to get me through school. I can't wait till the day I don't have to anymore. There's plenty of independent coffee shops here. :)
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  2. kat3260 says You are awesome. I am sad that we didn't ever come across each other here in Harrisonburg. I am not funemployed, but looking for a part time job (that doesn't drug test) since I'm freakin' broke. And I'm broke because I spent $285 on Coachella tickets & have to buy airfare & hotel &..ok, my head's gonna explode. I, too, am hungover. But you definitely said it right. I'm always surprised when people live without being completely obsessed with music. Their lives must be so empty.
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  3. Rboy says I saw Nirvana...and if there was ever a big deal...that was it. Breeders and Half Japanese on the ticket. One of the best times of my life.
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  4. amber says Yah for you! The best and worst I ever felt was when I left the worst job I ever had. I told you you'd return to Death Cab, and since you're listening to old Death Cab and f-unemployed, I'm currently listening to Employment Pages, just for you And coffee shop? Move to Seattle. We have 200 coffee shops per city block. And I think I underestimate. But you confused me with your post. There are people out there who don't care about concerts and festivals and line-ups and ticket prices and breakups and reunions and .... I don't think I want to know those people. Are they dangerous? Has anyone really seen them or are they like Sasquatch (which to me is a music festival, not a hairy ape-man)! Cheers a
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  5. Blue Meenie says hey, i'm glad/sad 'bout your job loss....happiness is MUCH more important. I can't fathom those guys thinkin' you were yanking their chain. You should have stood up and proudly exclaimed... " I am a MOGGER, we do not lie, cheat, or play with peoples minds, when it comes to their favorite bands", I'm sure that would have settled the matter...
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  6. haggardpilot says I've been funemployed for going on three weeks now! the fun never ends!!
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  7. RGM says |:^[)>
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  8. Viva La Britt says I don't know how to feel. I want to be bummed out by this news, but you sound so damn happy, so I guess...yea, funemployment! But the true bummer? No more "chats with Huey Lewis":http://mog.com/Lyla/blog_post/42355#comments :'( I want you managing a record store. Or in the coffee shop as you'd like. Or, seeing as how you're spreading the gospel of Coachella, a job promoting "Goldenvoice":http://www.goldenvoice.com would work :)
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  9. CrashPryor says ...I had a gig in a record store once...careful what you wish for...however, now that I think about it, that was before the digital age had gotten some legs...go do that, if possible and tell us all about it...oh, and don't forget to ripipitty-rip tunes, yo...good luck with the funemployment festivities...
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  10. lemontwist says Good luck finding a new job. :)
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  11. Lester Jonze says i have been funemployed now for almost six weeks. Having a smoky good time, too.
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  12. ibrakeforfrodo says i'm in the funemployed crowd as well... but the money is almost gone now and it's not so fun anymore :(
    Permalink posted 02/10/2007
  13. Kames says congrats on funemployment! you obviously weren't meant to be working in the horrible job you were at forever, so i'm glad you're fresh start has begun for you :) and your last paragraph or so is completely relatable. i get easily excited about anything music related and can go on ridiculously long rants .. and if i forget the company i'm around i get blank stares which gives me the culture shock of realizing even more who i really am and what makes me tick, and how great it is when i'm around other people who think and tick in the same fashion.. keep us updated on what your next venture will be :)
    Permalink posted 02/11/2007

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