i am so screwed

Posted over 3 years ago

Artist:
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The Beatles
Track:
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Come Together

ugh. i'm stranded at my friend jessica's house and i HAVE to get home. crashing here last night seemed like a good idea at the time, but then my cell phone DIED while i was arranging a ride, and ...fuck. i'll have to walk to a payphone, i guess, but it's fucking cold and i'm dressed for beer pong, not for the elements. no jacket or anything. normally i'd just crash here all day, but i have a fucking stupid departmental meeting at 4PM even though i don't actually have to work. fuckballs.fuuuuck.AND my fucking mp3 player died, so i can't even listen to any music on the way to the gas station. also, i met a guy last night who seriously believed that "come together" was originally done by *aerosmith*. no, seriously, don't scoff. he thought that the *beatles* version was a COVER, and he said it WASN'T AS GOOD. also, he didn't know it was the beatles until i told him. it took every ounce of willpower not to just slap him.i did, however, kick his ass in beer pong.

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kat3260 says awww Lyla. I've been in similar situations before...if your ride has a cell phone and you remember the number, you could go to the provider's website and text message them. And what a jackass you met - the Aerosmith version is better, ha. I'm glad you beat him in beer pong, but I don't know how you resisted the bitchslap.

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chucky says Blow off the meeting. What are they going to do, fire you? I am a problem solver. Heh.

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Lyla says i am home! ah, the miracles of technology - when there's no cell phone, there is email, when there is no email, there is AIM. ugh...i'd blow off that meeting if i thought i could get away with it, but last time she actually wrote someone up for missing it. so i'll go in hungover and barely functioning instead. that'll show her. yeah.

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chucky says Haha. Hungover and barely functioning is a great way to go into a meeting. I always come out of meetings feeling hungover and barely functioning but without having had the benefit of alcohol. I see you are a problem solver too.

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kat3260 says I have come in here hungover [to work] so many times that they think it's my normal state. That's how to get away with it.

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Lyla says i have to say, i'd feel a lot better if my job were stimulating enough to even make me miserable, chucky. instead, i'm just fucking bored out of my mind most of the time, and irritated by the customers the rest of the time. goddamn people have no phone etiquette. kat - i do the same thing on days i have the morning shift. everyone in the office knows not to speak to me until they've personally witnessed the consumption of no less than 2 cups of coffee. although lately, i've been getting high at work, and that's been working out in my favor. i think people think i'm just getting nicer, or sillier, but really i'm just baked. hah. drugs are bad, i know.

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Lyla says alcohol is probably worse! i say probably because, well, i KNOW it's worse, but i still like it. besides, pot grows naturally in the world. so, yeah.

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chucky says Natural things are overrated. Heh.

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kat3260 says ahhh...the age old argument. I like both, too, Lyla. Alcohol & weed are bad in different ways...but I can say that I've *_never_* puked my guts out and felt like I was going to die from too much smoking. I have also never eaten an entire bag of Doritos and felt like I was going to have a heart attack from too much drinking.

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Sweetbro says aerosmith. Really? that's just... insulting. thank god you kicked his ass in beer pong.

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