i finally found an instrument i can play

first of all, i just noticed that the dates on a lot of my posts are fucked up. for instance, i did not post 5 different things today, those are from yesterday, and the day before, and etc. go figure.in other news, i found an instrument i can play with precision. you should feel free to take me on tour with your band now, as there can't be many bands out there (in fact, probably NONE - imagine the press!) that feature *THE BIC PEN*now, seriously. before you say no, i should make you aware of the fact that i just played the Bic along with *Pedro the Lion*'s _Of Minor Prophets and The Prostitute Wives_, and it was indeed a sight to be seen. it was masterful, i'm telling you.i'm pretty low-maintenance in general, and as i'd only need a good supply of *Bic Pens* (we could put the band logo on them!! am i good, or am i good?) and probably like, a microphone, i don't see the problem. but i don't want the mic to sing, because i will NOT subject anyone to that, but i'll need something to, you know, amplify the sound of the *Bic Pen*.i mean, look at what the cowbell did for *Blue Oyster Cult*.think about it: we could one day have a sketch of our band on SNL. will ferrell, people. christopher walken! what more do you want from me?i'll be expecting offers soon, people.they have to be the click-top types. for example: