I'm slick. No, really, I am...
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Dude, I totally just fell out of my chair. I am a 31 year old, mostly respectable woman, an assest to my community even! With all of those attributes you certainly wouldn't expect to walk in and see someone like me bouncing and bopping around to Muddy Waters to the point where I bounce my own ass right out of the chair and on to the floor. (Okay, if you know me in person you'd probably be more surprised if this was the first time this week I bopped my ass out of whatever position it was in and on to the floor, but those who only see the surface Lola might be surprised. Shut up, they MIGHT!!)Either way it shocked the hell outta me. I guess I did my own Hoochie Coochie, huh? I think my dogs are laughing at me.Okay, now I need an aspirin and to adjust the volume on my music. I'm thinking up. Loud enough for the neighbors to hear, but not loud enough to warrent a phone call to the cops. And I should probably check the dosage on that cough medicine I took a hour ago.
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