*Extra Extra, Read All About It: _lizzie's Girlcrush Rocks the RS Cover_*
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Album:Daylight (+ Bonus CD)
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Track:Magazines - (studio)
_Letter to the MOGgers_Nkay Kyle,Here's the thing... _*THING*_ ;P Just kiddin.For real this time & with feeling, I have a confession to make to all of you. I know what is thought of the rag Rolling Stone, I couldn't agree more - though I wouldn't say it's lizzie's tushy wiper (that's reserved for the "McPaper":http://mog.com/Mike_the_Knife/blog_post/72619 – right Mike :) ), I sadly can’t even say anymore that I get it for “the articles” ;PI have a friend – he’s slightly below music junkie level – if only for the fact that, though he has a “MOGpage”:http://mog.com/Tallpo, he has been on it ONLY TWICE in approx 2 months... this makes him a Music Junkie... (said as only Borat can) H1. NOT !!!I’ve tried for the last two years to get him on board with some of the better music rags – A better way to describe it is a “hand towel”: http://www.sierratradingpost.com/p/,92095_Canningvale-Luxury-Hand-Towel.html?cm_mmc=PaidPlacement-_-MSN-_-WMSNS7-_-Canningvale_Luxury_Hand_Towel from lovely Egyptian cotton “made to the highest standards of luxury by Canningvale of Australia, this hand towel features low-twist cotton yarns for super absorbency and lavish softness”. The other is one you can get a WalMart – it will dry your hands, just don’t expect it to dry anyone else’s for the next day or two while it unsoggifies itself. Paste & Blender respectively.He really digs “PASTE”:http://www.pastemagazine.com/, wasn’t all that thrilled with Blender. That’s cool.You see, it started way back in history, when PoPo & lizzie were just outta college, see. Lizzie was a poor & destitute lady of the evening who could barely afford to keep shoes on her 20 children, let alone feed them. PoPo was rolling in the dough – he’s a teacher – you know how OVERPAID teachers are right ??? So for Christmas one year – after PoPo married into a very wealthy family, & lizzie had managed to squeeze out 10 more chilluns, she decided to get him a subscription to Rolling Stone – she got it mailed to her cardboard box, why not give PoPo the gift that keeps on giving – but not HERPES ;P A few years after that – she adds Blender to the gift list... ‘snot syphilis neither.Cut to last Christmas, it’s October, lizzie has finally gotten herself a respectable job, auctioned off all but three of her kids, (still hopeful though ;D ), & decides it would be a really great gift to give PoPo, Katerina (longtime MOGreader – not yet at MOGger status – I keep trying though) & “ahfeckit”:http://mog.com/ahfeckit. She checks in with PoPo – hey, what are your thoughts with Paste/Blender & _cough, choke, sputter, sputter, *ROLLING STONE ??*_ Wouldn’t you know it, he LOVES Paste, We’re not worthy, dislikes Blender – well yeah it’s gone downhill the past few years so we can cross that subscription off the list (of course I’ve paid for my subscription to run til the end of 2034 – but that’s how they get you), but still wants & _cough, choke, sputter, sputter, *ROLLING STONE !!*_ Here lizzie was hoping she could cancel that one – she’s sick of getting it – hardly reads it – lest she finds an _”article”, wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwaddImean knowwaddImean??_ ;P Now she’s been suckered into another year of crappy ass crapper. Oh well, now that she’s got a respectable job, she can handle both subscriptions... So what to my wandering eyes did appear last night – NO you IDIOTS, NOT SANTA... lizzie’s biggest girlcrush since Tori & her straddled piano bench, none other than the tattooed, beehived, newlywedded, black cat eyelinered... wait for it...H1. "AMY WINEHOUSE":http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/05/30/amy-winehouse-the-latest-rolling-stone-cover-star/ !!!That’s right kiddies, sometimes it pays to get the shite mag ;P. I haven’t had the time to give it a real read – but on a cursory glance – looks like it’s a much better article than the blurb in US Weekly. I gots a brand new bag & it’s my rag with *AMY, (love you girl) WINEHOUSE*. I’ll give it a thumbs way up or chop them off already down once I get it read ! Just had to share my jubilation with y’all !!! The only thing better than seeing my girlcrush AMY WINEHOUSE, TORI or “Anna”:http://mog.com/Anna on a cover of a magazine, who (Anna) will be seen touring very shortly with _*Right Said Fred Zeppellin*_ & the soon to be named hardcore – way better than Tenacious D & their lousy pick o’ destiny, “Hey Jack, I gots your pick, rid’ere” (I already got my NYC lingo down, yo !) band that incorporates all the bands we love & of course all the band that everyone loves – but still with our own new sound & spin on the rest of it so we don’t sound tribute-y. We’d sound like the yet to be named fantabulous band that rocks out with a recorder player ;D & all sorts of MOGGERS rockin’ the stages with us – step off Polymorphic Spree – your days of being the largest band are SOOOOOO numbered ;PNow I think I can go to NYC for four days – after laying this epic post on y’all... I’ve purged what I had in me after seeing that cover last night – had a lot of fun doing it & hope you have as much fun reading my insane ramblings as I did writing it :)Just a video before I go... A tribute to the ladies above I’d love to see on a Magazine cover, & the man, the myth, the legend’s musical I will be seeing in _TWO DAYS people_, *I can’t believe my _Spring is Awakening_ in TWO DAYS ;P* OK, scratch that – Couldn’t find a video of the song Magazines... Here’s one I dedicate to all the *_GGWE_: Good Girls With EDGE* - you *know* who you are ;), The Sheikster, all y’all... miss you already :) & Jeff Buckley... found this while trying to find the perfect Duncan video... I've seen Duncan perform this song once or twice. Is it just me, or do you think that even Buckley’s speaking voice is *sheer mellifluous _Grace_* ??? A loving tribute to Jeff from Duncan - two of my favorite men :) No matter where I turn – he’s there... my *“Flying Buckley” !!!*H1. CHILLS !
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