Lester Jonze
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Posted over 4 years ago
Yeah, why isn't there anything about dinosaurs in the bible? Hmmm....
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Comments (8)

  1. ivylander
    ivylander says Thanks, man. I thought that was real sweet when when Jesus took the thorn out of the dinosaur's paw....
    Permalink posted 06/18/2007
  2. levek
    levek says Because the Bible was created (along with the Universe) six thousand years ago...
    Permalink posted 06/18/2007
  3. that1guy
    that1guy says The bible was created when the universe was? Wow, so it was just sitting on a rock waiting for someone to pick it up and magically know how to read it? Awesome! ;) Lestor - My grandmother told me that dinosaur bones were planted by satan to make everyone question the bible. Heh. "Another good thing about Bush being gone, it ends 12 years of fundamentalist christians in the white house." THEY'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK! And stronger than ever!
    Permalink posted 06/18/2007
  4. Dovey
    Dovey says Oh, Lordy, here we go....Dinosaurs did exist when man did...there are fossils of man's footprints alongside those of dinosaurs. We could get into the Great Flood here, and "kinds" (cats, dogs, LIZARDS, birds) but we have to figure it out for ourselves and take what we understand. I think Christians should be just that, and go by the Word. I didn't listen to Bill 'coz I wasn't in the mood. Mebbe later. As for the Word the Bible does say" In the beginning was the Word and the Word was God, and the Word was with God."
    Permalink posted 06/18/2007
  5. FluxCapacitor
    FluxCapacitor says Most amusing.
    Permalink posted 06/19/2007
  6. fistula spume
    fistula spume says Love me some Bill Hicks.
    Permalink posted 06/19/2007
  7. Cody B
    Cody B says Days were a lot longer 5000 years ago? Maybe each day was 2 or 3000 years long.
    Permalink posted 06/19/2007
  8. Shud33
    Shud33 says That was the funniest shit I have heard in a while thanks a bunch!
    Permalink posted 06/19/2007

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