MOG

Only if you follow it up with something like this:

NOT!

Fine then, behold the FEMULLET...

Joxley wins.

Her husband is pimping a skullet...

It's not a contest, Shawn. It's a lifestyle. See?

...can't beat The Originator. Business up front - party out back!

He should be the Mog Mascot, the Mogscot if you will.

Just go to www.mulletsgalore.com

Remember, it's business at the front and party at the back with a cut like that.

Question for Joxley - is it necessary to be a FEMULLESBIAN in order to sport a FEMULLET? Looks that way, but I need to be sure!

Quite close. Colin Farrell. Nough said.

He's a closet Mullet fan.

I dunno, Anna...Colin's business end looks more party-ready to me. You can do better. (Wait - are there different standards of mulletude in Greece?)

The website says...

9. femullet (fem-mullet): there are many varieties of the femullet--and contrary to popular belief, not all femullets are dykemullets, but all dykemullets are definitely femullets. Here we see a powerdykemullet.

Mulletude: 8

Aggressiveness: 7

Hobbies: taking (adopted) mulletkids to the county fair, a game called "Bar Slut," fixing motorcycles.

Sightings: on the arm of a fellow mullethead, Noe Valley.

Favorite Bands: Indigo Girls.

Hey, I just wanted to post the eyecandy.

And by the way, Anna, why do you insist on staying in Greece when you know we all want you HERE? (In our peaceful land of DeMOGracy, that is.)

So did I...

Read this for the international definitions, and names.

Joxley, you have humbled me to a profoundly lesbianic degree. I will now go clear my head by playing my Etheridgeridoo.

I thought Greece was the land of democracy, I mean we invented that system of government after all :P I'm on my way though :)

That's pretty hardcore, Neill.

Mulletsgalore.com gave this one a 10.

Question- Do these people just go to the hardressers and go "Right mate, I wanna look like the biggest twat I can, do you thing"?

Proof that mullets populated the Old West, joined up with the Injuns, made three-hour movies and won a buttload of Oscars (take that, Scorsese!)

All I know is that they REALLY don't want to get laid. (Farrell aside).

I'm not sure, there must be some girls out there with a mullet fetish.

You said you loved my mullet...

No, Joxley, they would say that if they were in England. Here in Amurika, anyone fixin' to git one o' them mullets would be more like, "Listen up, pardner, I wanna look like the biggest white-trash dumbass redneck I can. Now git crackin' 'fore I shoot yer ass deader 'n General George T. Custer!" (Or something.)

Nuh-uh, KH - Anna said she loved MY mullet first.

I was faking it.

Lies! You sit on a throne of lies!

In 1990 everyone in West Germany had to have a mullet. BY LAW. (Well that's what it looked like when you went there...)

Let's welcome our former communist brothers back with...bad hairstyles and acid washed jean jackets!

Neill, was that the same law that required garish tracksuits to be worn at all times?

Joxley, that was the Hasselhoff Amendment. Don't worry, the UK is next. Then the EU, then the world.

The Hoff wants everyone to "jump in [his] car"

Those track suits where brillant!

Known Human, I think you'll find thats King David the First you are talking about..

LONG LIVE THE KING!!! LONG LIVE THE KING!!! LONG LIVE THE KING!!!

Look, guys - my DOG has a mullet, so I THINK I know what's what here.

Oh.

My.

God.

Joxley's been compromised! Fall back. Fall back!

I feel ill.....

Seriously...

You will never escape the advances of the Red (leather) Coats of the Kings Infantry!!

Dig the Hoff gentlemen.

Neill, where's that video?

The Hoffffffff

The Eighties Strike Back... God, they were bad enough the first time.

I'm sorry, guys - but I need to take this shit to Tha Next Level here...

I have no idea.

Neill!! The video brother!

You have no souls...

Sorry for the double-post...I kinda do feel strongly about my Salt-n-Pepa tho.

Hey KH - you better hope ebuzzmiller doesn't read that last comment of yours. He gets very defensive about his '80s. (I happen to agree with you, tho - I was there, they sucked, and the passage of 20-25 years hasn't improved them.)

There are more, much more. Sob!

I like Salt-n-Pepa.

And the Dan Band covering Shoop? Brilliant!

Neill! For the love of humanity!

Neill!! THAT'S IT! THE SECOND ONE HAHAHHAHA .......................Awe & R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

There is only one way to fight back...

Okay I hope this works. I love Keith Richards and his mullet which isn't that long. But here's a photo of my mum - don't you think she looks uncannily like him? She often has a femulet but it's not a great one in this photo.

www.altmanphoto.com/ keith_richards_portrait.jpg

www.altmanphoto.com/ keith_richards_portrait.jpg

Damnit. It didn't work. Here's the Keith link.

http://www.altmanphoto.com/keith_richards_portrait.html No here's the link.

It's Keeff.

I gotta say, this might just be turning into the most entertaining post ever! Well done, KnownHuman! 10-90 all the way!

(We all know what "10-90" means, right...?)