All my dreams crushed!

Today, fellow MOGgers, you get a dose of my goofy ass humor that I hope won't offend anyone just days into my MOG debut.I just found out some crushing and sad news.It turns out the two young women that front The Ditty Bops, Amanda and Abby, are actually a couple.That's sad.No! It's not sad that they are bisexual or lesbians! That's just fine with me and none of my business.It's just sad that my repeated listenings of the album apparently will not make them show up at my door as part of their bike tour across America and fall deeply in love with me.Crap. This theory didn't work out for me with the women in ABBA back in the 70's either and they weren't even riding bikes anywhere.Must keep trying. Tomorrow, we start anew with, ummmm... oh, hell, let's go the easy route and say The Cheeky Girls. I imagine their pursuit of a second hit would probably involve door-to-door visits so I might as well put myself on their radar early.