I got this off of Buddyhead.com 20 worst album list. Fuckin hilarious

20 things we would rather do than hear that Beverly Hills song ever again: 1) Visit the dentist 2) Wait in line at the DMV 3) Live in Arkansas 4) Vote 5) Zip our dicks up in our jeans 6) Fall into the gorilla exhibit at the zoo and get gang raped by all the gorillas at once 7) Read 8) Make out with Rip Taylor 9) Accidentally sit on our nuts 10) Skin our dickheads with a carrot peeler 11) Watch Bushwick Bill from The Geto Boys fingerbang our sisters 12) Deliver a retard baby 13) Wax Buzz from The Melvins back and taint 14) Masturbate with broken shards of glass 15) Tattoo an un-circumcised dong onto our chests 16) Funnel stomach bile mixed with trucker cum and rrhea 17) Sew vagina lips onto our forehead 18) Shave Oprahs gunt 19) Titty-fuck Star Jones 20) Go to the Warped Tour without a gun

• 21) breaking off a thermometer in their urethra by way of a hammer *

• Permalink
• | Write Comment
• | Comments (5)

Comments

Anna says:

nice:) There's one thing I'do do though rather than watch BH ever.Kill over&die:)

Posted over 2 years ago | Delete

ROCKNROLLPIMP1 says:

hello "KC" well i wanted to know who got my name on here...at least you have great taste in tunes so i had to dub myself ROCKNROLLPIMP

um the weezer song? hilarious

Posted over 2 years ago | Delete

Yah-Shua says:

hmm... i'm pretty sure that they forgot breaking off a thermometer in their urethra by way of a hammer

Posted over 2 years ago | Delete