A few weeks ago I received a dossier from MOG HQ, they wanted me to dig aroun and find out a little more about one of our members. Normally I don't like investigating people close to me, it seems kind of treacherous, but this was a special case.
it didn't make sense. This user seemed to be in all places at all times. Every thread would have one of her comments, no matter when they were posted. If they were a real person, then they were one disturbed individual..they never seemed to sleep or leave the computer, there had to be more than meets the eye to this MOGger
So, I called in a few favours and bashed a few heads together. I trawled Europe looking for evidence, trying to track down the person, or persons, behind this account. After weeks of searching I discovered the truth. My old buddie Carlos from Interpol sent me over some files from a very similar case he drew a blank on. It turns out we were after the same person. I dug around a bit more, and after thanks to a crucial lead (now in witness protection) I found out the truth. ANNA IS A BOT.
Jess, you know what to do...
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH You should be ashamed of yourself! You, out of all people, know I'm a person (and a wounded one now, if I may add)! ahahhahaaahahahahaha It's a conspiracy, it's slander! I will prove otherwise, don't make me call you! ahahahhahahahhahahha
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I knew it....i knew it...good work Joxley, Rock Detective!
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A palmipsest of Cliff's Living Doll - Living Bot
Got myself a cryin', talkin', NON-sleepin', walkin', livin' bot Got to do our best to please her just cos she's a livin' bot Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies our souls Got the one and only walkin', talkin', livin' bot
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Helen, you're adding insult to injury! hahahhaha B, you know pooh. Bite me!
This is now my top song this week, and possibly my new anthem.
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im sorry Anna , I was in on it too. Ive beeen working with the kaiser chiefs and Julliette lewis to draw you out in the open for observation. Clive Owens was just about to get involved but Jox broke the case. Good work Joz , you will make El Capitan for this work no problem, Scotland Yard calling?
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Hahaha, that's priceless!
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My sources have obtained a picture of BOT Anna out of her everyday 'skin'
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And I don't bite metal!
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Funny I thought she just liked to stalk people. Wonder if she has anything to do with this band.
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How did you find that clip, Jox?
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LOL
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wow, the minute i found out she was a bot i thought wasnt attracted to her any more and then blair goes and posts that "out of her everyday ‘skin’" picture and im all hot and bothered.
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LOLOL
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ANNA IS A BOT . ...and then some! Everything has suddenly become so clear...
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Oh, fine, you all have your laugh now. I'm taking all your names and baning you.
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but anna, i thought we were finally getting to know you.
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in anna's defense she did disappear for a couple of weeks once... i dont think bots disappear for weeks at a time... and i think bots live in grease but if you look closely anna lives in greece, which is different.
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Yeah, I needed to update my server and take care of some botish matters of mine.
I'm digging my own metallic hole...
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wow, that sounded really inappropriate....
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http://mog.com/Anna_Bot
I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE
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This is impressively evil. And quite funny.
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It's Robotzilla!!! Or Robot Kong! I'm cuter than that...I hope.
Neill, fine, and make a new vital sign saying: Trusted by Anna...but she is a bot. (please don't do that)
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(crying) It's all lies, lies I say! (crying more) But but but ... she called me brother. I need to lie down a spell.
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Hmmm, well I hate to break it to you all but I'm sure this is a mistake. What Jox really meant to say is:" ANNA (HA)IS A BOT (TOM)"! And a very nice one I'm sure but was that really necessary to bring up Jox? lmao. I know you're young & hot for girls but really, in all your excitement to post your discovery you forgot a few letters in your proclamation.
I hope this has completely cleared up any confusion that has happened! @ = P
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aw now you guys aren't playing nice. Anna, if you'd like, I can offer you safe refuge.
I have a spare USB you can plug into...
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When Gary Numan asked the immortal musical question, "Are Friends Electric?," he obviously didn't know Anna.
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I just actually watched that vid all the way through, and realized that the Anna in it was also blonde. That's too amazing.
Jox, your youtube skills are unparalleled.
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LOL
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How funny is it that a bot ^ ^ has commented on this post?
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Bree, not you to....
OI! It's trying to steal my bot thunder!
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i am so sorry i missed this, it was fucking hysterical. that is the weirdest song I have heard in at least a year.
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lmfao omg my brother is OBSESSED with the song; it's his ringtone for crying out loud!!! and he keeps telling me im a bot and i keep telling him to go to hell lol
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lmfao omg my brother is OBSESSED with the song; it's his ringtone for crying out loud!!! and he keeps telling me im a bot and i keep telling him to go to hell lol
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so we have more than a few bots around here. hmm. I expect the detective to inspect this situation thoroughly to protect us from further harm. Joxley, I think this shit is contagious or something.