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The Truth Comes out at Last

Posted over 2 years ago
A few weeks ago I received a dossier from MOG HQ, they wanted me to dig aroun and find out a little more about one of our members. Normally I don't like investigating people close to me, it seems kind of treacherous, but this was a special case.it didn't make sense. This user seemed to be in all places at all times. Every thread would have one of her comments, no matter when they were posted. If they were a real person, then they were one disturbed individual..they never seemed to sleep or leave the computer, there had to be more than meets the eye to this MOGgerSo, I called in a few favours and bashed a few heads together. I trawled Europe looking for evidence, trying to track down the person, or persons, behind this account. After weeks of searching I discovered the truth. My old buddie Carlos from "Interpol":http://www.interpol.int/ sent me over some files from a very similar case he drew a blank on. It turns out we were after the same person. I dug around a bit more, and after thanks to a crucial lead (now in witness protection) I found out the truth. ANNA IS A BOT.Jess, you know what to do...
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Comments (35)

  1. Anna
    Anna says AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH You should be ashamed of yourself! You, out of all people, know I'm a person (and a wounded one now, if I may add)! ahahhahaaahahahahaha It's a conspiracy, it's slander! I will prove otherwise, don't make me call you! ahahahhahahahhahahha
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  2. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says I knew it....i knew it...good work Joxley, Rock Detective!
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  3. QueenofHell
    QueenofHell says A palmipsest of Cliff's Living Doll - Living Bot Got myself a cryin', talkin', NON-sleepin', walkin', livin' bot Got to do our best to please her just cos she's a livin' bot Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies our souls Got the one and only walkin', talkin', livin' bot
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  4. Anna
    Anna says Helen, you're adding insult to injury! hahahhaha B, you know pooh. Bite me! This is now my top song this week, and possibly my new anthem.
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  5. Nixne Svix
    Nixne Svix says im sorry Anna , I was in on it too. Ive beeen working with the kaiser chiefs and Julliette lewis to draw you out in the open for observation. Clive Owens was just about to get involved but Jox broke the case. Good work Joz , you will make El Capitan for this work no problem, Scotland Yard calling?
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  6. tybees
    tybees says Hahaha, that's priceless!
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  7. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says My sources have obtained a picture of BOT Anna out of her everyday 'skin' Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  8. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says And I don't bite metal!
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  9. Rawkkiddoh
    Rawkkiddoh says Funny I thought she just liked to stalk people. Wonder if she has anything to do with this band.
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  10. QueenofHell
    QueenofHell says How did you find that clip, Jox?
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  11. Hmmm
    Hmmm says LOL
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  12. etcvisitor
    etcvisitor says wow, the minute i found out she was a bot i thought wasnt attracted to her any more and then blair goes and posts that "out of her everyday ‘skin’" picture and im all hot and bothered.
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  13. mutterimieli
    mutterimieli says LOLOL
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  14. Neill
    Neill says ANNA IS A BOT . ...and then some! Everything has suddenly become so clear...
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  15. Anna
    Anna says Oh, fine, you all have your laugh now. I'm taking all your names and baning you.
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  16. etcvisitor
    etcvisitor says but anna, i thought we were finally getting to know you.
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  17. etcvisitor
    etcvisitor says in anna's defense she did disappear for a couple of weeks once... i dont think bots disappear for weeks at a time... and i think bots live in grease but if you look closely anna lives in greece, which is different.
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  18. Anna
    Anna says Yeah, I needed to update my server and take care of some botish matters of mine. I'm digging my own metallic hole...
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  19. etcvisitor
    etcvisitor says wow, that sounded really inappropriate....
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  20. Anna
    Anna says http://mog.com/Anna_Bot I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  21. Zeroskilz
    Zeroskilz says This is impressively evil. And quite funny.
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  22. Neill
    Neill says This is just getting out of hand now... . . ..although my latest Trusted Mog is indeed: http://mog.com/Anna_Bot
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  23. Anna
    Anna says It's Robotzilla!!! Or Robot Kong! I'm cuter than that...I hope. Neill, fine, and make a new vital sign saying: Trusted by Anna...but she is a bot. (please don't do that)
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  24. Dale
    Dale says (crying) It's all lies, lies I say! (crying more) But but but ... she called me brother. I need to lie down a spell.
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  25. Augusts1
    Augusts1 says Hmmm, well I hate to break it to you all but I'm sure this is a mistake. What Jox really meant to say is:" ANNA (HA)IS A BOT (TOM)"! And a very nice one I'm sure but was that really necessary to bring up Jox? lmao. I know you're young & hot for girls but really, in all your excitement to post your discovery you forgot a few letters in your proclamation. I hope this has completely cleared up any confusion that has happened! @ = P
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  26. dangerpilot
    dangerpilot says aw now you guys aren't playing nice. Anna, if you'd like, I can offer you safe refuge. I have a spare USB you can plug into...
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  27. Mike the Knife
    Mike the Knife says When Gary Numan asked the immortal musical question, "Are Friends Electric?," he obviously didn't know Anna.
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  28. Hmmm
    Hmmm says I just actually watched that vid all the way through, and realized that the Anna in it was also blonde. That's too amazing. Jox, your youtube skills are unparalleled.
    Permalink posted 02/24/2007
  29. sunscream
    sunscream says LOL
    Permalink posted 02/25/2007
  30. Joxley
    Joxley says How funny is it that a bot ^ ^ has commented on this post?
    Permalink posted 02/25/2007
  31. Anna
    Anna says Bree, not you to.... OI! It's trying to steal my bot thunder!
    Permalink posted 02/25/2007
  32. mktackabery
    mktackabery says i am so sorry i missed this, it was fucking hysterical. that is the weirdest song I have heard in at least a year.
    Permalink posted 02/25/2007
  33. m0nadikh
    m0nadikh says lmfao omg my brother is OBSESSED with the song; it's his ringtone for crying out loud!!! and he keeps telling me im a bot and i keep telling him to go to hell lol
    Permalink posted 03/01/2007
  34. m0nadikh
    m0nadikh says lmfao omg my brother is OBSESSED with the song; it's his ringtone for crying out loud!!! and he keeps telling me im a bot and i keep telling him to go to hell lol
    Permalink posted 03/01/2007
  35. mktackabery
    mktackabery says so we have more than a few bots around here. hmm. I expect the detective to inspect this situation thoroughly to protect us from further harm. Joxley, I think this shit is contagious or something.
    Permalink posted 03/02/2007

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