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Fergie, Please Stop

Posted over 3 years ago
There are many bad pop acts out there. Some, like Paris Hilton, irritate on more than musical grounds, but I think Fergie really takes the biscuit. Here are a few of the reasons she annoys me....1) The song London Bridge is atrocious.2) The line "everytime you come round my London Bridge wanna go down like London Bridge"This is London BridgeIt does not go up and down.Tower Bridge, which does go up and down, is in London but it is NOT London Bridge3) Her album is called The Dutchess- this is not a word. The wife of a Duke is a Duchess, no T. If Dutchess was a word it would have something to do with Holland which she does not.4) She thinks she is far more attractive than she actually is.Sorry about this I just had to vent, but Fergie, if you read this, please, please, please stop!

Comments (28)

  1. Anna says I wouldn't mind looking like Fergie at all.... (and you know what London Bridge is slang for right?)
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  2. Anonymous says oh Anna no.......Fergie is hella ugly.
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  3. Anna says Oh really?? Oh you think so?? I'm really surprised!
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  4. LyricalRevolution says Has anyone heard "Chain Hang Low" by Jibbs? It's also based on a nursery rhyme but it's really funny.
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  5. Joxley says Firstly, I agree with Amy, Fergie has a face like a fish. I think I can guess the slang term... but I just think it should be Tower Bridge, call me a pedant, I don't mind.
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  6. Anonymous says Fergie was a cute kid.......when she was on a show called "Kids Incorporated" She's had so much surgery since then though...yuck.
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  7. Anna says I'd never call you names. Well....maybe I can just have the body then (without having to work out) ? :)
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  8. Anonymous says lol Jox......her face is sort of fish-ish...isn't it?
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  9. Joxley says Ok Anna, seen as you're so nice, you can have the body. We can put the her head on a pike on London Bridge, like we did in the good ol'days....
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  10. LyricalRevolution says so violent. WWFS? (What Would Freud Say?) =)
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  11. Neill says Fergie, Fergie. Oh Fergie! is that the one who wets herself on stage?
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  12. dbboucher says Well I was going to say I thought she was hot, but that last image has just ruined it for me... According to the UrbanDictionary, which I have to use, because, I'm old and don't know what the hell kids are saying anymore... --- London Bridge was downed by fire. When someone makes your "London Bridge fall down", they are making you very hot. (sexual) --- Obviously talking about the original London Bridge.
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  13. dbboucher says Oh yeah, and I don't know if it's intentional or not, but the title of her album is mispelled. :-)
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  14. Joxley says lol He'd probably say that my dislike of Fergie was due to my repressed sexual desires....
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  15. Joxley says db, thanks for the heads up about the original bridge connection, but the video shows Tower Bridge so I stand by my gripe. It's funny that she assosciates herself with Tower Bridge though, as in Victorian England it was a well known haunt of prostitutes.
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  16. Slicing says dammit dbboucher i was going to explain the song,poo:( anyway,i love that song...i like fergie too,just not when mixed with the black eye peas
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  17. Anna says John you have repressed sexual desires? Care to elaborate?
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  18. Tony Scalzo says I think Paris Hilton is hot.
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  19. Joxley says Anna, Freud said everything was down to repressed sexual desires...his involved his mother. As for mine, ask me later sweetie ;P lol
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  20. haggardpilot says my manager and I were discussing her at work the other day. he pointed out that she has a sloping forehead which makes her sort of look like a cavewoman. it's so true.
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  21. dbboucher says Cavewomen are hot!!
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  22. Anna says I thought they were smelly & hairy.
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  23. dbboucher says Well, I like women of all different shapes, sizes and colors. It's all good in my books. Just like music. Although I am usually a stickler about bowel and bladder control. You have to draw the line somewhere...
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  24. spaceling says What is pop?
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  25. QueenofHell says Fergie is a sharon: 'sharon - Is the female of the charva species.' http://littlecharva.tripod.com/ And you all now know what a charver is. If not go to chavscum.whatever...
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  26. dbboucher says Wow, reading your posts is like a crash course in British slang! I'm still learning... Although you should have warned me that the site would include a picture of David Hasselhoff in a relative state of undress. I just ate...
    Permalink posted 09/24/2006
  27. El Monko and Son says Why were haggardpilot and her manager discussing Freud's mother?
    Permalink posted 09/25/2006

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