Thom Yorke Busting My Non-Existent Balls

Posted about 5 years ago
Let me start by saying that I am from an environmentally friendly city, I like Al Gore, try to recycle my beer bottles and own a bike. However, I am also a Radiohead fan that still has yet to see the band live and now may never see them because Thom is jumping back on his soapbox. It seems that Thom would like to reduce carbon emissions into the air and therefore is considering not touring if it means taking a plane. However, Thom might have forgot that the only way to get from the little island of England to Los Angeles is to fly. Though I would love to see him on a Disney cruise with Mickey Mouse but something tells me he would find something morally wrong with that too. Thom said, "Some of our best ever shows have been in the US, but there's 80,000 people there and they've all been sitting in traffic jams for five or six hours with their engines running to get there, which is bollocks." I totally agree, however over here in the great US of A and especially in LA we don't have many choices. Its great to protest based on a principle but I also think people need to be realistic, evevn you Thom. First he needs to understand that we have a tree hating monkey running the country. Secondly he needs to know that the majority of public transit in America, especially LA, sucks. This isn't Europe; buses don't actually stop where you need to go, they don't run on time and you will most likely be assaulted or peed on (yes I have had this experience) if you do choose to take it. The next option is our best friend the Hybrid. These cars are a great idea, low emissions, awesome gas mileage, happier drivers. However, they cost a butt load. How am I supposed to buy a car I can't afford in order to save money and the environment? Isn’t that an oxymoron? I recently bought a new car and had every intention of purchasing a hybrid until I saw the prices. So then I looked at used hybrids but you have to replace the battery every five years so when that happens you are just paying for a new one. This is life Thom and as much as I want to save the environment its not going to happen overnight so you don't get to not tour because you are an idealist. Another important thing that needs to be pointed out is that when little old Thom decides to tour through our environmentally unfriendly country he likes to use the biggest corporate sleaze balls next to myspace, to sell his tickets, Ticketmaster. If this guy was really an idealist than he wouldn't make us fans go through a company that rips you a new ass hole just to see him play live. Sorry Thom but by the time you come back to LA to play I am going to have saved up all my ticketmaster service fees to pay for a hybrid so I won't be able to afford to see you live. Source

Comments (9)

  1. Anonymous says Kapow!
    Permalink posted 11/30/2006
  2. Anonymous says "A tree hating monkey". What a forlorn image.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2006
  3. SWozniak says It's a luxury that anybody gets to see Radiohead live. Fucking over the world is also such a luxury. Good on Thom. It's about time more people got serious about global warming. A few good cities in the US (Boulder, Ann Arbor, etc.) can't make up for the rest of the people driving SUVs and not limiting their fuel use.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2006
  4. mullytron says I'm sure Thom's carbon footprint is as big as everyone else's. The coffee you drink, the shirt you wear, the computer you type on. And yes, the battery in your Prius, think of all the technology and industry behind making one of those things. Until we all live naked in trees again, this is admirable but ultimately self-serving idealism. I suppose we have to start somewhere. Good on ya, Thom.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2006
  5. lemontwist says I love being environmentally friendly (and trust me, I am) but sometimes you gotta live.
    Permalink posted 11/30/2006
  6. jotro says good stuff.
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006
  7. ookpik says Thom's been talking about not touring for as long as I've been reading Radiohead interviews-- glad to hear he's finally in a position to act on it. The only way to get anything done is to pony up and make some goals. "Be a famous rock band without going on giant polluting tours by air" is an admirable goal, and probably totally possible. Hopefully, some entrepreneur will be motivated by the desire to see the biggest band in the world play live in the richest country in the world, and we'll get some green air travel and green touring options out of this. In short, I support trying harder.
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006
  8. BgFOOT323 says i can see it now... a mighty army of embittered radiohead fans longing for a new u.s. tour will lead the way in a green revolution in america. if only it were so...
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006
  9. Manos says I'm gonna run my Hummer with the gear in Park and a brick on the gas pedal until he plays my birthday party.
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006

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