We are a new global concern dedicated to spreading mayhem.
We are looking for someone who is located anywhere to the left of Lebanon, KS and to the right of the Indian Ocean (approximate antipode). To be Co-Control of an assassination force par excellence.
Skills required:
Blood Lust. Humor (preferably black or lack of). Did I say Blood Lust? Knowledge of MOG. Ability to lick a stamp and write legibly. And a strong desire to kill one's friends or anyone else for that matter.
You duties may include but are not limited to:
Light typing. Counting to 25. Breathing. Starting a War. Navigating morally gray areas.
If you feel you have what it takes to become the last person standing, please sign up in comments.
Global Mayhem Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Killer (EOK). No rights were given so quit your crying.
Global Mayhem Inc. isn't owned by anyone but it is a subsidiary of;
MOG WAR 3.0(EvW).






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The Horror. The Horror.
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LOL!!! How can you resist a pitch like that ... I'm in! :)
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Huh?
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OH BLOODY HELL. Should I put on my evil instigator pants?
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I'll bring my 20 sided die...
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Max 3.0 is in.
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☼ ☼ ☼
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I am in, though am not sure exactly what for?
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i'm scratching my head too, oatmeal.
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cool. and I just renewed my hit-man license, so it's all legal.
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I suppose I should clarify.
I am looking to start a new global MOG War modeled on Dale and Anna's successful Mog Wars of the past.
I need one person to help co-ordinate a team from the West. There will be a seperate sign up for the grunts at a later time. Right now I need one person to step up for Team West. I will be heading Team East. If no one from the west signs up, I guess I will have to take someone else.
This will be a long term project (1-2 months) with no heavy lifting.
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Are you separating the cannibals into west and east coast? European MOGgers participate as well.
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Your a peein' is solidly for East, West gets HI, Australia, Cambodia (poe). I just need an even number before kick off. I was thinking of planting double agents but not sure how. Got to work logistics with someone. Do you have any links you can supply me with that may help? I would also like a dossier example if you still have one or can point me to one.
After your comments with D. I thought it was about time to unleash some tension and nothing says love like,
MOG DEATH.
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I haven't the remotest clue what these "wars" were you speak of, Chris, but, like most patriotic Americans, I long in my heart to kill people without any sane motive. Cough up a bit more explanation and I'll sign up.
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What is this Black Water?
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So is this a request for people to sign up for Mog wars? Or a request for one person to help you out?
yeah, I'm too lazy to read thoroughly tonight.
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Chuck, I am looking for a 'Wester' to give me a hand. Minimal leg work on their part, I will do most of the grunt work.
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Ahh . .. hence the "my area being out of the requested zone" thing I read. That makes sense. It's amazing what reading does for ya, ain't it?
I don't qualify as a Wester, but I think I might try the wars when they get up and running this time around.
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Good to have you aboard.
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I think it will be less complicated if there's only one team and now two. Check with Dale (he can also provide you with links to his post regarding rules etc). He made an Excel document with these columns: First Name, Last Name, Address, City, State, Zip Code, MOGnick, Theme (which people picked themselves). He copy pasted the first half of people to the last half and vice versa, sent the document to me, and I started to send out dossiers.
First dossier example:
A new era of massacre, gore, e-dismemberments & psychological warfare has begun. I see dead MOGgers. > > Your first mission, should you choose to accept it, is to assassinate: > > First and last name > > MOG nickname: xxx > > address, zip code etc > > Theme: xxx > > > > If you are captured, we will disavow all knowledge of your activities. > > Bloodily yours, > > Evil High Instigator of MOG Wars II
Second dossier example:
Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to assassinate: name MOG nickname: address Theme: xxx
Bloodily yours, Evil High Instigator of MOG Wars II
After you reach your final desision, shoot me a MOG-mail if you need my help. I'll be glad to provide it.
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I meant: I think it will be less complicated if there's only one team and not two.
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^agree with Anna, because last time not everyone who signed up played (boo, hiss, booo poo on you!)
Ahem.
I hereby enlist for the MOG WAR III and defy anyone to de-feet me. I have video to prove how I did it last time to one Butcher Boy from Colorado. Don't test me. I make a killer mix.
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. . . and a nice pb and j sammie.
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How many people were in it last time?
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Can't help right now...way to busy, and I will be gone on vacation starting July 4th.
Check with August1...he is on the west coast, and has nothing to do. I think I heard him say that he would love to get involved in a time suck...I mean...a project.
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Maybe Anna's right (holy shit, did I just write that?). No teams and one giant free for all kill fest, then toasted marshmallows afterwards.
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I want to say about 38-42 people stayed in last time?
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49 people participated last time, not counting me since I was instigating, sending dossiers and getting/requiring status reports.
I'm always right, baby, get used to it ;)
And as I said, if you need my services or tips or or or etc, let me know :)
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Do what she says Chris, those evil instigator pants aren't just for walkin', if you take my meaning. Alas, I will not be able to participate, as June has me drawn into a time-suck called work. Bleech.
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Did somebody say "war?"
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War of what exactly?
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War with music.
Make a CD, get a CD.
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Make like a mix CD of previously released material from artists or...
I is kinda dense about this.