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Posted about 1 year ago
  • Artist:
    King Crimson
  • Album:
    The Great Deceiver
  • Track:
    Improv (A Voyage to the Centre of the Cosmos)
We are a new global concern dedicated to spreading mayhem. We are looking for someone who is located anywhere to the left of Lebanon, KS and to the right of the Indian Ocean (approximate antipode). To be Co-Control of an assassination force par excellence. Skills required:Blood Lust.Humor (preferably black or lack of).Did I say Blood Lust?Knowledge of MOG.Ability to lick a stamp and write legibly.And a strong desire to kill one's friends or anyone else for that matter. You duties may include but are not limited to:Light typing.Counting to 25.Breathing.Starting a War.Navigating morally gray areas. If you feel you have what it takes to become the last person standing, please sign up in comments. Global Mayhem Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Killer (EOK). No rights were given so quit your crying. Global Mayhem Inc. isn't owned by anyone but it is a subsidiary of;MOG WAR 3.0(EvW).
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Comments (34)

  1. Petey Lapides
    Petey Lapides says The Horror. The Horror.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  2. vannatta
    vannatta says LOL!!! How can you resist a pitch like that ... I'm in! :)
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  3. Oatmeal
    Oatmeal says Huh?
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  4. Anna
    Anna says OH BLOODY HELL. Should I put on my evil instigator pants?
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  5. contrabandwidth
    contrabandwidth says I'll bring my 20 sided die...
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  6. Max Load
    Max Load says Max 3.0 is in.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  7. Cody B
    Cody B says ☼ ☼ ☼
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  8. Oatmeal
    Oatmeal says I am in, though am not sure exactly what for?
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  9. brittanybf
    brittanybf says i'm scratching my head too, oatmeal.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  10. scotfree
    scotfree says cool. and I just renewed my hit-man license, so it's all legal.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  11. I am
    I am says I suppose I should clarify. I am looking to start a new global MOG War modeled on Dale and Anna's successful Mog Wars of the past. I need one person to help co-ordinate a team from the West. There will be a seperate sign up for the grunts at a later time. Right now I need one person to step up for Team West. I will be heading Team East. If no one from the west signs up, I guess I will have to take someone else. This will be a long term project (1-2 months) with no heavy lifting.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  12. Anna
    Anna says Are you separating the cannibals into west and east coast? European MOGgers participate as well.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  13. I am
    I am says Your a peein' is solidly for East, West gets HI, Australia, Cambodia (poe). I just need an even number before kick off. I was thinking of planting double agents but not sure how. Got to work logistics with someone. Do you have any links you can supply me with that may help? I would also like a dossier example if you still have one or can point me to one. After your comments with D. I thought it was about time to unleash some tension and nothing says love like, MOG DEATH.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  14. zarpex
    zarpex says I haven't the remotest clue what these "wars" were you speak of, Chris, but, like most patriotic Americans, I long in my heart to kill people without any sane motive. Cough up a bit more explanation and I'll sign up.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  15. RGM
    RGM says What is this Black Water?
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  16. Groon
    Groon says So is this a request for people to sign up for Mog wars? Or a request for one person to help you out? yeah, I'm too lazy to read thoroughly tonight.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  17. I am
    I am says Chuck, I am looking for a 'Wester' to give me a hand. Minimal leg work on their part, I will do most of the grunt work.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  18. Groon
    Groon says Ahh . .. hence the "my area being out of the requested zone" thing I read. That makes sense. It's amazing what reading does for ya, ain't it? I don't qualify as a Wester, but I think I might try the wars when they get up and running this time around.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  19. I am
    I am says Good to have you aboard.
    Permalink posted 06/03/2008
  20. Anna
    Anna says I think it will be less complicated if there's only one team and now two. Check with Dale (he can also provide you with links to his post regarding rules etc). He made an Excel document with these columns: First Name, Last Name, Address, City, State, Zip Code, MOGnick, Theme (which people picked themselves). He copy pasted the first half of people to the last half and vice versa, sent the document to me, and I started to send out dossiers. *First dossier example:* A new era of massacre, gore, e-dismemberments & psychological warfare has begun. I see dead MOGgers. > > Your first mission, should you choose to accept it, is to assassinate: > > First and last name > > MOG nickname: xxx > > address, zip code etc > > Theme: xxx > > > > If you are captured, we will disavow all knowledge of your activities. > > Bloodily yours, > > Evil High Instigator of MOG Wars II *Second dossier example:* Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to assassinate: name MOG nickname: address Theme: xxx Bloodily yours, Evil High Instigator of MOG Wars II After you reach your final desision, shoot me a MOG-mail if you need my help. I'll be glad to provide it.
    Permalink posted 06/04/2008
  21. Anna
    Anna says I meant: I think it will be less complicated if there's only one team and *not* two.
    Permalink posted 06/04/2008
  22. mktackabery
    mktackabery says ^agree with Anna, because last time not everyone who signed up played (boo, hiss, booo poo on you!) Ahem. I hereby enlist for the MOG WAR III and defy anyone to de-feet me. I have video to prove how I did it last time to one Butcher Boy from Colorado. Don't test me. I make a killer mix.
    Permalink posted 06/04/2008
  23. mktackabery
    mktackabery says . . . and a nice pb and j sammie.
    Permalink posted 06/04/2008
  24. Cody B
    Cody B says How many people were in it last time?
    Permalink posted 06/04/2008
  25. annieander
    annieander says Can't help right now...way to busy, and I will be gone on vacation starting July 4th. Check with August1...he is on the west coast, and has nothing to do. I think I heard him say that he would love to get involved in a time suck...I mean...a project.
    Permalink posted 06/04/2008
  26. I am
    I am says Maybe Anna's right (holy shit, did I just write that?). No teams and one giant free for all kill fest, then toasted marshmallows afterwards.
    Permalink posted 06/04/2008
  27. mktackabery
    mktackabery says I want to say about 38-42 people stayed in last time?
    Permalink posted 06/04/2008
  28. Anna
    Anna says 49 people participated last time, not counting me since I was instigating, sending dossiers and getting/requiring status reports. I'm always right, baby, get used to it ;) And as I said, if you need my services or tips or or or etc, let me know :)
    Permalink posted 06/04/2008
  29. Dale
    Dale says Do what she says Chris, those evil instigator pants aren't just for walkin', if you take my meaning. Alas, I will not be able to participate, as June has me drawn into a time-suck called work. Bleech.
    Permalink posted 06/05/2008
  30. El Monko and Son
    El Monko and Son says Did somebody say "war?"
    Permalink posted 06/05/2008
  31. Doomsayer2001
    Doomsayer2001 says War of what exactly?
    Permalink posted 06/09/2008
  32. I am
    I am says War with music. Make a CD, get a CD.
    Permalink posted 06/09/2008
  33. Doomsayer2001
    Doomsayer2001 says Make like a mix CD of previously released material from artists or... I is kinda dense about this.
    Permalink posted 06/09/2008
  34. Ghost in You
    Ghost in You says

    WAKEY! WAKEY! EGGS AND BAKEY!

    DOWN THE HOLE WITH MATILDA AND HER LITTLE POTTED PLANT TOO!  It's Killin Time!

    Permalink posted 10/22/2009

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