WE DO THE MASHED POTATO AND THE FUNKY CHICKEN

What To Write About When You Have Nothing To Write About or How 'I Am' Got His Groove Back ......

Posted about 1 year ago
Do me a favor and hit play, you can find it below. Keep it low while you read.Those of you who loiter around my electronic property have probably noticed that I haven't been keeping up my usual 2-4 posts a week. Truth is, I haven't written anything I felt was engaging and/or entertaining enough to put out there. I have said it before, "MOG is not a job". That of course was meant for other people. I see my writing as a job, it keeps me in the habit. I do it to become better. I would write something only to see it turn to crap by the 2nd paragraph with nothing to show for it, but frustration. Quick, who said, "Practice doesn't make prefect, prefect practice makes prefect."I have had some demons lately. 'Cause I am always thinking, you know. *This post is to exorcise those demons to their rightful place in Hell.* One thing that has gotten me down as of late is my bid for the 15th District Congressional seat now held by Charlie Dent(Rep.). About 3 months ago I told you I was picked up by the Libertarian Party. Things were cooking. I was on the fast track to ballot access and had hopes of achieving my signature requirements by mid July. The Party was happy to have a contender and I was happy to be that person until the news came in an email from the Penna. Party Chair. There was a new guy who wanted the seat. At first I was bitter, I can't lie. My aspirations of getting votes in my district were dashed. I really didn't want to fight anyone in my own Party for the seat. I was here first. Being depressed about it had my brain really considering my personal beliefs about politics in America and the reality of the whole enterprise of running for office. (I can just imagine Jeff jumping up and down looking like a victim from the movie 'Scanners') Of course I knew this isn't how our Democracy works. Just because I had first claim didn't mean that I was an automatic pick. In a run for public office you have to consider these rules for conduct to become the nominee. I think it's the Convolution, Constitution, or Constipation I am not exactly sure which. Suffice to say I had a federal set of rules as well as a state set, county set, district set and on top of it, a Party set to follow at any given time. Still I felt prepared to take on anyone. My weak points are taxes and fiscal matters. I am very strong on foreign policy and civil liberties and I understand that all these broad topics are interrelated. One idea influences both or another making a separation of personal platform talking points virtually impossible. My weakness was the 'shaking table' to a house of cards. Back to the 'other' candidate. Nice guy. Really. I like him a lot. Lately he and I have been doing 2 calls and various email for communication. Being the busy guy he is, a face to face has yet to happen. Hopefully this weekend. Since I am an introvert at heart, I have been making excuses too. 'Other' guy is an older man, by older I mean he is always 1 year older then scotfree. He has dough and is established enough to be able to devote good time to a campaign. He is a hardcore conservative Libertarian (honestly, that is a beautiful thing). He and I are opposites on abortion. I think that's about it. Abortion and ...... yep that's about it. Immigration, guns, wire taps, IRS, you name it. He's Ron Paul. Well not *THE* Ron Paul, but he is very much like him. Needless to say, I gave up the run for him. My feelings, he has a better chance at getting votes than I do. Did I mention he is smart too. Big on net neutrality and abolishment of the FCC. Am I depressed over the fact that I gave up? I don't know.In about 2 weeks we will see if he wants me to head the campaign or not. My post about 'infotainment' has given me a leg up in ideas for Party exposure. Plus I have been blessed with a nail biting Democratic campaign to see how some of the ideas play out. Okay, that's one demon vanquished. I feel better about the place I have in politics. I will include a rough (synonymous with 'STUPID') draft of one of those crap posts I was talking about earlier. Enjoy. This tune is a recycle also. It's just that it fits the post so well I couldn't pass it up.

Comments (19)

  1. I am says Crap post. Just don't tell me how much it sucks. Let's start on Sunday April 13th: Caught the Hissy Fits bout against Long Island Derby girls. Hissy's won 122 to 79. /After woards I went to drink beers with my buddy Craig. His nickname is 'Boo' but since he is an adult and fairly large (he's taller than me) I call him Craig. Boo is a name he got when he was a kid. His older friends still call him 'Boo', not me though. Craig owns a local deli and six pack shop about 2 blocks from my house. He makes the best French Dip sandwich and he stocks Red Stripe. Nuff said. Anyway, His dad sent him a portable reel to reel recorder (actually he sent it to me because I like Jazz, Craig isn't in to that 'shit', but since it's family it's totally his). It's a Wollensak T 1500. Along with the recorder dad sent us a boat load of tapes (more on these gems later). Here's some pics; That last bit is the mic. Nice piece of equipment. BTW I stole those pics from eBay. I'll take my own soon enough. Monday April 14th: Don't remember Monday. It's all a blur. Must have been uneventful otherwise I would have thought of something for this day. Moving on. Boy Scout night.
    Permalink posted 04/28/2008
  2. zarpex says Welcome back, mate. There's only one way democracies work: people elect their leaders. One man, one vote. It's not that "our democracy" doesn't work quite that way, it's that this isn't a democracy. How we keep this fiction before our eyes I can never figure out. I'd have thought something like the 2000 "election" would have put an end to the Electoral College, at least. I think you made the right call withdrawing, however painful.
    Permalink posted 04/28/2008
  3. I am says For the Party, yes. I am giving myself over to something better. Z, I would like if Electoral Colleges were federally regulated. The S.N.A.F.U. we are seeing is because of States asserting their rights. For the Presidential campaign I think it would be more expedient my way. None of this proportional stuff. *How we keep this fiction before our eyes I can never figure out.* This is the reason I wanted to run.
    Permalink posted 04/28/2008
  4. I am says Come on, admit it. This is better than my fiction. Real life is way more interesting.
    Permalink posted 04/28/2008
  5. scotfree says So, as I make one last stop prior to dreamland I see two points to start: 1. have I made such a spectacle of my age that it becomes a measurement standard? b. at least some one will always be one year older your talk of all the party rules and voluminous texts reminds me that I forgot to tell you in your other post that we have more in common. My grandfather was the Democratic party chairman in our podunk country county for years and years. He always seemed to embody Republican values, yet there he was head of the Dems. I think it has forever rendered me incapable of comprehending political motivations. I vividly recall going with him to the county courthouse many election nights and watching as the returns got posted on the big green chalkboard. The stone faced groups of locked ballot box deliveries. My family was pretty prominent in business in our small town up through the seventies, and I thought to run for town council about '86. Much smaller ambitions than yours, but I was pretty certain I'd be a shoe-in on name recognition. And so it was. An interesting experience, but I'm really much to reclusive to do much good at public harranguing. I had an American history class in college that required reading "Plunkitt of Tammany Hall" by William L. Riordon. A very straightforward book on the internal workings of the political system in a New York district. If you've never read it, you may find it quite fascinating. The first paragraph of the intro: "THIS volume discloses the mental operations of perhaps the most thoroughly practical politician of the day – George Washington Plunkitt, Tammany leader of the Fifteenth Assembly District, Sachem of the Tammany Society and Chairman of the Elections Committee of Tammany Hall, who has held the offices of State Senator, Assemblyman, Police Magistrate, County Supervisor and Alderman, and who boasts of his record in filling four public offices in one year and drawing salaries from three of them at the same time." and guess what? The whole thing's online! http://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/plunkett-george/tammany-hall/ you've kept me up past bedtime. adios
    Permalink posted 04/28/2008
  6. I am says Scotty, your a gem. Thank you. As a standard, your tops. I'll get to work on that link ASAP. *An interesting experience, but I'm really much to reclusive to do much good at public harranguing.* I am going to aim lower next year. Given 10 years, I might even get some media exposure as a candidate.
    Permalink posted 04/28/2008
  7. Groon says Chris: sorry it turned out that way. and I'm sorry I wasn't able to really help out much. After our phone call (so long ago, new one is way overdue. I've said it before, but still) I was all jazzed up to really feel like I could help. and then I made some emails. Never heard back from anyone. And promptly dropped the ball. I tend to do that a lot, I find. Just usually not when it comes to friends. I hope this guy has the sense to see what kind of ally he could put in his corner.
    Permalink posted 04/28/2008
  8. I am says Chuck, if anything *Don't worry*. It's cool, I found the same thing in my communications. It happens. Keep the faith and keep telling people how you feel. Your the boots on the ground. Thanks for the lift.
    Permalink posted 04/28/2008
  9. mollifire says oh my, i had all these sweet heartfelt things to say to comfort you in this stressful time. but then i glimpsed the reel to reel and became speechless! (well almost) and the moloko is delightful! love this cut. ah yes - i wanted to say Stay Strong and always aim high. even when we fail, we learn more about those high level places than if we had never reached for them. i'm not saying set yourself up for failure by being unreasonable. i'm just saying don't let potential failure defeat you off the bat. on that note, congratulations for putting yourself out there in the first place. as an introvert myself, that seems to be quite an accomplishment on its own!
    Permalink posted 04/28/2008
  10. deadmandeadman says "Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some funny lagoon?" >>>>>>Do what you do, spend less energy seeking validation.
    Permalink posted 04/29/2008
  11. I am says I don't think it's validation, I think my internal 'bar' is a bit to high. Energy, there is another discussion.
    Permalink posted 04/29/2008
  12. I am says molli, that piece of equipment has turned my frown upside down. I got to get a recording from it.
    Permalink posted 04/29/2008
  13. Cody B says Whenever you have nothing to write about, you always seem to have something to write about, and its usually more than most folks who "have" something to write about. My latest history studies have me right up against the Communist Manifesto..looks pretty good on paper, but a lot of manifestos and -isms do look good on paper. What I've gotten out of World History so far is that once we stopped being hunter-gatherers and started having stuff things started going south. So I'm just Mr.Fun lately. Nice tapedeck. Stuff is cool, even though its our downfall.
    Permalink posted 04/29/2008
  14. Bartleby says Sad news for your candidacy but pretty exciting reading for the rest of us. -- Sorry I don't think have any insightful remarks to make... (Except maybe)
    Permalink posted 04/29/2008
  15. Helen Caddes says You should have one. You have a reel to reel and put that song on here. Surely your opponent does not have the wit or intelligence to enjoy either.
    Permalink posted 04/30/2008
  16. mollifire says oh I Am - i'm exactly the same way: my internal 'bar' is a way too high!
    Permalink posted 04/30/2008
  17. Jaguwar says Bartelby: BRILLIANT! *LOL* I AM, I'm sorry. (oh shoot, the song just ended, let me start it over) All right, that's better. *LOL* I love the beginning, it's making me laugh. I'm guessing you chose it partly because of that beginning. There's a little feel of "Oh I'M so f****ed". But you're not a weirdo! It's just that in this country, we prefer to avoid the kind of mess Italy has (more than 200 parties I think? Truer democracy, but oh how complicated!) I applaud your courage, both for giving it a go, and for deciding to back off. Tell me, what's the *real* reason you said "Sayonara"? sure, you're somewhat introverted, but you clearly thought you had something to bring to the table; and I don't think you're a *quitter* either, so...? Enquiring minds want to know. :)
    Permalink posted 05/02/2008
  18. Nimby says So, you're a libertarian, eh? Interesting. Anyway... yeah, I'm back. I don't know if you remember me: I like Monty Python videos and such? ^_^ This post was pretty good--don't be too down on yourself. It was very thoughtful and introspective and I kinda like that sort of thing. Although the song doesn't seem to be working for me.
    Permalink posted 05/03/2008

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