WHERE THE HOKEY POKEY "IS" WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

Write The Post To The Music, What A Concept ......

Posted about 1 year ago
  • Artist:
    The Quantic Soul Orchestra
  • Album:
    Pushin On
  • Track:
    Hold On Tight - (with Alice Russell)
I am writing from location that has limited musical choices. If you didn't already, go on and hit play.Imagine how happy I was when I found this gem. More than likely I am responsible for getting it here in the first place. Anyway ...This is the infamous Snot Otter.That's 3/4 to a pound of salamander. Slippery weird looking thing. Honestly, I like their other name, 'Hellbender'. From Wiki;*The hellbender has gotten the nicknames "devil dog" and "Allegheny alligator" because the giant ugly salamander is often encountered by surprised fishermen, under rocks or on the end of a baited line. Folklore claims that hellbenders smear fishing lines with slime, drive game fish away, and inflict a poisonous bite, but, in fact, apart from the (non-poisonous) bite and toxin (a very small amount, but do not touch your eyes after that) on its skin, hellbenders are harmless. If Hellbenders live in a stream, it shows that it is in excellent quality.*Harmless! Not if your a crayfish. The Hellbender gets to its large size because it likes to eat, and crawdads are on the menu. Truthfully, the damn thing is prehistoric. Time has stood still for these efficient predators. Great evolutionary design that stuck. Take a look at the alligator, an even more efficient killing machine.My goal this summer is to get 1 picture of a wild Hellbender. If I am lucky, maybe I'll even get to touch a 'Snot Otter'. I'll tell you what, if you don't want to get beat up in comments, your homework is to bring one fact about the *hagfish* to the table.I know most of you will start at Wiki. So to save you the trouble, here is the link.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagfish

Comments (12)

  1. Bartleby says Blimey, that's a rather unusual creature. Salamanders are considered magical creatures in many a culture. I know for example that in Vietnam are considered immortal as they're reborn from fire. Anyway, I'd like to thank for the track and the biology lessons, Mr Zoologist I am.
    Permalink posted 04/14/2008
  2. scotfree says Hagfish signed with London Records and released the 1995 album, "...Rocks your Lame Ass". This went on to become their most commercially successful album, with videos for both Happiness and Stamp appearing on MTV's 120 Minutes. In 1996 Hagfish was voted best Alternative Rock/Pop act by the Dallas Observer.After numerous arguments about the follow-up to "...Rocks your Lame Ass", London dropped Hagfish, and they returned to the independent scene. oops, you meant this one... What is interesting about hagfish slime is that it is fibre-reinforced. No other slime secretion known is reinforced with fibres in the way hagfish slime is. The fibres are about as fine as spider silk (averaging 2 micrometres), but can be 12 cm long. When the coiled fibres leave the hagfishes' 'slime' gland, they unravel quickly to their full length without tangling. Research continues into potential uses for this or a similar synthetic gel or of the included fibres. Some possibilities include new biodegradable polymers, space-filling gels, or a means of stopping blood flow in accident victims and surgery patients. :)
    Permalink posted 04/14/2008
  3. Charley Rogulewski says he's a looker.
    Permalink posted 04/14/2008
  4. annieander says That's a big 'un all right. Way bigger then the newt-a-manders I got at my house. Nice track.
    Permalink posted 04/14/2008
  5. Hermes says Now it's clear, where the "snot" comes from in its naming. Hagfish look even worse IMHO as they don't have feet. The track is cool, Quantic rules if with or without orchestra.
    Permalink posted 04/14/2008
  6. Sturgell says YUCK! That dude is holding a turd!
    Permalink posted 04/14/2008
  7. Groon says Well, I've always thought that the fact that hagfish actually can eat their prey from the inside out while they're still alive (though I assume not for the whole time) makes them one of the creepiest animals out there to me. Of course, "forcing your host to resemble food so it gets eaten by birds":is pretty diabolical, too. (There's a link in there).
    Permalink posted 04/14/2008
  8. I am says Alright .... let's see here ...... That's Michael, Charley, Annie ( oh I am so disappointed in you), Adam (another one) Geez! I want 'hagfish' facts. Just one. Doesn't matter what, as long as it is different from any other before you. Scotty, Hermes, and Chuck are clear. Good job fella's. Scott, Isn't that the most bizarre thing you have ever heard of? Hagfish are actually useful. Who knew? I think I am 'hooked' (pun intended) on the other Hagfish. Freakin Catchy. Hermes, that's funny by virtue of your German-ness. Hagfish defiantly look worst. They are down right creepy as Chuck pointed out. Chuck, How would you like to hook one of those babies. Ehhhhhewww! Land a adult hagfish and your looking at 1-2 gallons of slime on deck. Did you see the bit about knotting? Here's a few treats;
    Permalink posted 04/15/2008
  9. Groon says That might be the grossest thing I have ever seen. Well, maybe not. But it's high on the ick factor, that's for sure.
    Permalink posted 04/15/2008
  10. I am says What's grosser than gross?
    Permalink posted 04/15/2008
  11. Groon says Well, if I were in 4th grade I'd answer something along the lines of either "two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon" or "a dumptruck full of dead babies" (that last one continues with "what's grosser than that?" to which I reply "there's a live one on the bottom." and then "he eats his way out." and then "he goes back for more.") But this isn't 4th grade,so I won't stoop to that!
    Permalink posted 04/15/2008
  12. Groon says okay, looking back, I kinda wish I hadn't written that.
    Permalink posted 04/15/2008

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