WE DO THE MASHED POTATO AND THE FUNKY CHICKEN

Man I'm In Such A Good Place Right Now ........

Posted 4 months ago


I' ma dick. I'll be the first one to admit it. I have my moments of clarity or lucidness if you want to call it that. Over all I'm just saying there will come a time when I rub you the wrong way. Sometime intentional and sometimes not. It's up to you to decide when and which.

Since I broke he news on my disintegrating marriage I have been deep in the pits and by some fluke of nature I am standing on the mountain less than 2 months later.

What do I think of this?

Karma.

I've been paying into it and now I'm making a withdrawal. Seriously, I am seeing such a return on investment it's not even funny.

Still I can be a dick. It will happen. It's just a matter of time.

When that time comes I just want you to think of this. Maybe, just maybe it will mitigate my dickishness.

Am I a dick or am I just asserting myself as an individual, as someone who has their own thoughts?

Go easy into night my friends and trust me when I say I am doing fine.

See me in comments. I swear Less Than Jake Has A song for every occasion.

Comments (20)

  1. deg5000 says

    Glad to hear things are looking up.  I think at times it can be necessary to "be a dick" as you put it, but in the end it is all about balance; You give and you take. Sometimes it can be difficult to find that middle ground between over-aggressive and pathetically passive, but as long as that's your goal, you sound just fine to me :)

    Permalink posted 06/29/2009
  2. I am says

    Nice. I'll take that to the bank.

    Missed you kid. How's summer?

    Permalink posted 06/29/2009
  3. I am says

    Over aggressive or standing your ground?

    Permalink posted 06/29/2009
  4. deg5000 says

    Summer's great.  Just got a new (old) car  and my job is going well.  Feeling good for the first time in a long time.  I'm thinking it's finally time to start putting some effort into mog again, so hopefully you'll see me around a bit more. 

    Permalink posted 06/29/2009
  5. deg5000 says

    I think standing your ground is that middle place I'm talking about...well, i don't know.  It's fuzzy.  haha

    Permalink posted 06/29/2009
  6. leftoverking says

    glad to hear it chris.  ;)

    Permalink posted 06/29/2009
  7. Rawkkiddoh says

    sometimes you have to be a dick Chris, its the only way to save yourself in my eyes

    Permalink posted 06/29/2009
  8. I am says

    D, the oh so fine line.

    Jeff, Rebound with a vengenance.

    Coop, buddy that says it all. I need to save myself. Never thought of it that way.

    Permalink posted 06/29/2009
  9. cottonbollweevil says

    afterall...we are only but who we are...we live our lives to suit our needs,  in turn, we give back.  if we are not happy with ourselves who the fuck will be happy with the person we have grown into...

    the only ones who really matter - thats who! 

    i say - rock out with your cock out, heilman!!!!

    :)

    Permalink posted 06/29/2009
  10. deadmandeadman says

    Chris........you'll always be a good friend pain in the ass!

    MOG ON!!

    Permalink posted 06/30/2009
  11. I am says

    Busting your chops for 2 years now Jeff. I don't plan on stopping anytime soon. I think you would be sad if I did and I don't want that on my conscience.

    Amy, You know where I'm coming from. Dude those are words to live by.

    Permalink posted 06/30/2009
  12. deadmandeadman says

    Remember:   Show me flying cattle...& I'll show you the herd shot round the world!

    Permalink posted 06/30/2009
  13. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    better to be a dick

    than a pussy

    i ALWAYS say...

    Permalink posted 06/30/2009
  14. ivylander says

    And let's not forget that sometimes it's just fun to be a dick....

    Permalink posted 06/30/2009
  15. Anna says

    Who isn't? We all are more or less at given times. Others can be tits and so on.

    I really don't understand why body members are being used as a derogatory term in English. Nothing wrong with dicks and tits! Who started this? Off with his head.

    Permalink posted 07/01/2009
  16. ivylander says

    Anna, I think one of the most important missions of this post is to de-demonize the dick....

    Permalink posted 07/01/2009
  17. nicki says

    Can I be a dick, too?

    Permalink posted 07/01/2009
  18. Anna says

    Legalize the dick and all that, gotcha.

    Permalink posted 07/01/2009
  19. madrid spacestation spain says

    love the jake

    Permalink posted 07/01/2009
  20. deadmandeadman says

       The intellectual/philosophical heights we reach here! 

    Permalink posted 07/01/2009

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