WHERE THE HOKEY POKEY "IS" WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

Just When I Became Confident With My .......

Posted about 1 year ago
  • Artist:
    Sammy Davis Jr.
  • Track:
    Johhny Shaft
Aggregate size, this email comes and throws me into depression. *You Don't like your aggregate size.Girls joke at you.Now you can to solve this trouble.Try our male device enlargeme'nt and Chicks will love you for sure.I changed my sexual life. Right now it is your turn.*Yeah, the girls are joking at me.

Comments (16)

  1. Known Human says Animals...
    Permalink posted 12/28/2007
  2. I am says Seriously, kinda throws the kibash on my 9 to 5 stripper job.
    Permalink posted 12/28/2007
  3. daedae says I got one of those today too... the phrase "aggregate size" cracked me up.
    Permalink posted 12/28/2007
  4. I am says What is aggregate size anyway?
    Permalink posted 12/28/2007
  5. TroyPowers says Isn't that a math term?
    Permalink posted 12/28/2007
  6. dermahrk says Well, aggregate means brought together, which implies that your johnson is in various pieces around the house. Unless you're married to Lorena Bobbit, unlikely.
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007
  7. ivylander says Chris, I was gonna make you my wing man, but it's off now, man....
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007
  8. deadmandeadman says Trust dermahrk to get to the meat of an issue.
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007
  9. ivylander says By the way, Chris, Sammy Davis Jr.'s "Shaft" is rather long, but I don't think it's as long as Isaac Hayes's....
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007
  10. I am says This post is ripe for misconstrued comments.
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007
  11. Anna says Why am I the first chick commenting on this post? OH! ;)
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007
  12. ivylander says You mean there's a second way to construe them?
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007
  13. I am says Yo, who let the 'boobs' in here. Hey lady, the sign says, "Twig and Berries Club". Now beat it. Bill I checked it out, Isaac's just a bit longer and it goes a bit deeper then Sammy's. But Sammy has style written all over it. Ka cha ka cha.
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007
  14. ivylander says Boy, you can't even read a post (geddit, post?) about penile enlargement without being assaulted by tasteless comments....
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007
  15. Bartleby says I've received a few E-mails recently from private dicks: Fr: rafi lvetic If you can't be famous, be infamous...with the largest penis in town! Fr: Dr. Janelle Hodge You Don't like your male device size. Chicks laugh at you. You have unique chance to solve this trouble. Try our aggregate en.largement and Women will love you for sure. I have tried! Right now it is your turn to change your sexual life. And then amidst pangs of doubt, I got this E-mail - my ray of hope: Fr: Josephine Hi It`s josephine again. Will you ever contact me? I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again! If you wanna see them just drop me a line at: bjosephine@xxxx.com Chicks still want me despite my lack of artificial enhancement :P
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007
  16. Bartleby says I've gone off topic - apologies. Sammy's sounds like he's fully packed and willing to use it on this cut.
    Permalink posted 12/29/2007

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