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MOG Wars is fine when an 'Agent' is killed but when the 'Collateral' damage takes the life of a loved one the true colors of this war are all to vivid.
I have honed my killing skills in lesser skirmishes in the past, all theme wars, Punk (which I owned from the get go), Funk (My opening salvo included "The Stalk Walk' and "Don't Chain My Soul"), Punk Peace, and a few lesser battles but signing on to this MOG War might have been a mistake. As first rate assassin I should have been more aware of my surroundings, but I wasn't and a enemy agent took the life of my son Baylor.
Please if your going to read on, steel yourself for the gruesome details. Hopefully by recounting this tale future generations will understand the depravity an enemy will stoop to in order to carry out their mission.
It all started last Thursday. I got a ring at my door, when I answered nobody was there. So I sat down with Bay and we played 'Bowling' on the Wii. Then came the second ring. What I saw sent ice water through my veins.
It was my assassin sending his calling card. 'Rawkkiddoh' was his name. I will never forget that moniker as long as I live, cause it rhymes with 'Hawk Window' a not so famous 'Hobbit Rock' cover band.
Instantly I spring into action. Running on adrenaline and a fair amount of tzatziki sauce I told Bay to get the bomb gear. Being the son of a famous killer, Baylor knew what needed to be done.
He grabbed the 'bomb tongs' and held the menacing package away from his vital organs. We took the case to the cemetery across the street to see if we could disarm it.
Hiding behind a tombstone I told Baylor to "Poke it with a pointy stick"
When that did nothing, Baylor valiantly volunteered to disarm it manually.
And then it happened all of a sudden like ...... BLAMMO!
Warning the next few images are horrific. Those of weak constitution should look away and let someone describe the carnage to you.
That bastard from Minnesota somehow got the bomb to leave his calling call on my dead boys chest. It read;
Rawkkiddoh, Professional MOG Hit Man
"If you are in possession of this card you are dead. It is my calling card, and you should have never played such a big boys game. Hope you lit em when you had em."
Imagine my grief.
The bomb came loaded with two extremely high powered CD's. One (the 'Family CD) was blown into a nearby tree.
And ironically the other, the 'Happy CD' is the one that did my boy in.
Watch your backs folks, these people are sick.
DC or Marvel?
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Old school Batman comics laid out the pop culture application of the classic tragic hero figure pretty much better than anyone.
ummmmmmmmmmmmm have I mentioned yet how much I am DYING to see the new Batman movie - The Dark Knight - no, I haven't - not on this post you say... well then - here goes...
I AM DYING TO SEE THE DARK KNIGHT !!!!
You can check out info here;
http://www.govisland.com/Visit_the_Island/default.asp
Saturday, July 26th: City of Water Day, all day. On 2008, paddlers, sailors, mariners and landlubbers from all over are converging on Governors Island for a celebration of our harbor and waterways! Come to the island by free ferry, kayak, boat or canoe and enjoy fishing, walking tours, music, historic boats and harbor tours, free paddling, free sailing, and food. Sponsored by the Metropolitan Waterfront Alliance (www.mwa.org).
That's right Governors Island. Cody B. turned me on to this place 2 years ago.
If your interested in meeting up, give me a shout. I said with kids, right?
I ask you, why isn't there more 'Bongwater' on MOG?
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I have forgotten about Bongwater for some time. Although I couldn't get into their covers album I did pick up on thier more perverse records "The Power of Pussy" in 1991 before the label went belly up.
Dang, we've already got something we've gotta do on the 26th. Sounds like a party to me. What watercraft do you plan to use to get there?
And the Bongwater is glorious....
wow that sounds like a lotta fun, Chris. Can't wait til Cooper is a bit older to get him in a canoe. Digging the bongwater too!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............wait, I killed your kid? Not as funny, but still there is a smile on my face. You won this time but you just wait, there will be a time and place I come back to get you and then you are all mine
Coop, you have no idea how much he loves those cd's.
Bay is playing them over and over.
Awww, poor Baylor. Never fear, there's a special wing of MOG Heaven just for him. The fountains are non-alcoholic and Euclid has agreed to tutor him in geometry. He will grow to a man, waiting for you to join him.