I've been over here and here in case you didn't know. Sometimes I think about bringing the more ego fueled rants back here, but then I see a bunch of wiggly ads... and it's just as easy to rant on a page with no ads, so there I am.
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STiLL MiSSiNG
STILL BLAZING WTF
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MARGOSPHERE I need your help REALLY bad. If such a thing as an AFI temporary tattoo exists I need you to message me about it RIGHT AWAY.also, if such a thing exists as paper you can put in your printer and print onto that will make temporary tattoos, I will trade you a big sack of gold or somethinge else you'd rather have in exchange for you making me an AFI temporary tattoo and mailing it to ...
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MUST FINISH MOBBUSTER
Dear David C: thanks for the sweet new rhetorical device I can use to fatality dillholes who argue with me:: "Just because Tony didn't see his own dead body jiggle around on the floor doesn't mean Tony's eating onion rings and listening to Journey right now."In other news, I totally figured out the Must Finish press strategy. I was worried about this because I really want to Robert Rodriguez m...
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HOT NEW FEATURED ARTISTS EVERYONE IS MAKING SMALL-TALK ABOUT
When I get home tomorrow I'm going to start a cover band that does Providencical takes on songs by the greatest of all North Carolina indie rockers. This new band's name? ARCHERS OF LOAD, duh.RIMSHIZZ
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INVISIBLE MONEY
"A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is privately concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men who, even if their action be honest and intended for the public interest, are necessarily concentrated upon the great undertakings in which their own money is involved and who necessarily, by v...
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ONLY THE 2ND MOST TRUSTED NAME IN PARIS NEWS
You know, the one time I was in the audience at a taping of Conan O'Brien was the show where Sarah Silverman said, "I love chinks." That makes me so close to being mentioned in SS's wikipedia entry that I feel like I might as well buckle down and get at least a little famouser, at least enough to warrant a footnote in the "Controversy" section of that page.I love this Youtube clip here, but it...
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CORPORATE RE-EDUCATION OF ALLEGED PUNX
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Yesterday I started thinking about Racetraitor because I've been working on two different musical projects that are explicitly anti-whiteppl.Maybe you've never heard of Racetraitor, but when I was in high school, I was tres moved by the urban legends about this band that filtered through the hardcore scene down into the hands of my wide-eyed friends and I. Pillsbury D James with the pierced la...
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2012 APOCALYMPICS
Of course, a man of my stature has known these things for weeks, but as something of a symbol of integrity within the community I felt it my responsibility to refrain from blarghing about the details until today, when the official announcements were made. And I must say-- not since the living Kurt Kobain did walk among us have the squares and the freaks of the USA been fiving each other this hi...
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SPEAK TRAVELER
Up until one of the best thunderstorms I've ever seen hit Charm City yesterday, this place was boiling my nads off. Unbearable heat. Couldn't even stand my computer being on in a different room to d/l torrents-- that's how hot it was up in Venus. Luckily, though, on one of the first days of the heatwave, I presciently acquired myself an Xbox (not 360) for $15, bringing console gaming back in...
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LATE NIGHT TV
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Artist:Ed Schrader
You should watch the best late night talk show going right now, Wham City's The Ed Schrader show, because you totally can... on Google video.http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7711451236591962733
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