ONLY THE 2ND MOST TRUSTED NAME IN PARIS NEWS
You know, the one time I was in the audience at a taping of Conan O'Brien was the show where Sarah Silverman said, "I love chinks." That makes me so close to being mentioned in SS's wikipedia entry that I feel like I might as well buckle down and get at least a little famouser, at least enough to warrant a footnote in the "Controversy" section of that page.I love this Youtube clip here, but it's kind of annoying that now I gotta go download a torrent of her TV show. Haven't seen any of it yet but that really ain't excusable after today. There's already 33 transfers going in Transmission as we speak, but what can I say... I've been a leech ever since ZModem was the hot shit. Ain't nobody cured me of it yet and I don't reckon anybody ever will.One of you smart young choads who knows their way with Flash 9 oughtta make a site that just produces and shows videos of the news from a Utopian version of the USA. Like, today's big story would be about a posse of citizens dressed up like paparazzi who storm the Hilton home, abscond with the young heiress, and put her back in a jail. Sell some related t-shirts, get your AdSense going, and booyaka-- I'll bet you'll have more of those germy trading notes with the slaveowners' pictures on 'em than you know what to do with.I mean that literally. All of it. Especially the "not knowing what to do with it" part, though.
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