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SLiDERZ

Posted over 2 years ago
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    Parallellmatic
A few years ago when I lived in Chicago I had this idea for an album that I'm going to make one day-- it's 10 rap tracks, each song's beat being made out of samples from the correspondingly-numbered track from ILLMATIC. The lyrics of each song, however, reflect the ILLMATIC that was made in a series of alternate universes where some other film besides Scarface has been used as the basis for that dimenion's version of "gangsta rap." After the explanatory intro track (beamed to us from a universe where Scarface=Back To The Future 2, obvs) we start with a small leap-- a 'NY State of Mind' from the Earth where Frank Serpico, not Tony Montana, sets the ideal for rappers. "Life's a Bitch" is a bitter pro-suicide track on which two rappers spit verses inspired by a pre-Charlie's-intervention Lt. Frank Slade, followed by a version of "The World is Yours" from the dimension where Scarface is replaced by Glengarry Glen Ross.After that, we move out of Al Pacino territory into more fantastical alternate realities.. I haven't fully decided on all the other movies that would be extrapolated from, but I'd like to rapidly get from the Pacino triad into far stranger territory-- Wild at Heart? Brazil? El Topo? Fucking ORDET? Imagine a universe where gangsta rap revolves entirely around an idealization of Benny from Benny's Video! I can't even start on which John Waters flick I'm going to end up using, we'll be here all day.I probably won't start working on this until 2009, though-- clearly my brethren need to ripen just a little bit before they could be expected to handle such a wicked synthesis of Nas, Weird Al, and Isaac Asimov.

Comments (4)

  1. dan gilmore's audio nut syphon says Wait, I'm confused about how Wild At Heart would work hypothetically. Nothing about Sailor strikes me as particularly gangsta, so is the deal here that the _entire_ rubric for the archetypal gangsta hero is being subverted in each dimension? I don't think I've seen enough of the movies mentioned to really understand that. I mean otherwise, I feel like Bobby Peru is most congruent to real world gangsta style. And that works to an extent because he's such a bad ass, but in the end he's too fucked up. So maybe I'll understand this better if I see the formula applied to that scenario. Oh, and today I found out that a John Waters crepe = cherry pie filling + ho-ho's.
    Permalink posted 03/31/2007
  2. Good says Yeah, the idea is that in these other worlds 'gangsta rap' isn't necessarily about being a Scarface-esque gangsta, it's about being a jaded old man, or a cop who hates corruption, or a conniving real estate agent, or-- in the case of the Wild at Heart song I want to make-- being one-half of an ideal rebel couple. Where do they serve that crepe, the spot by the Charles?
    Permalink posted 04/01/2007
  3. dan gilmore's audio nut syphon says ahh, ok, now it makes more sense. and yeah, sofi's, by the charles. at first i thought it sounded awesome, and i think it's also cheaper than the rest, but then i realized it sounds pretty foul.
    Permalink posted 04/01/2007
  4. BarrieSutcliffe says Hahaha! This is an awesome idea. I propose that one of the movies to replace Scarface should be "Incubus." It was a late-60's thrilling starring William Shatner, and the dialogue was entirely in Esperanto. I shit you not. It's a good movie, too. All sorts of good themes about morality and social mores, etc.
    Permalink posted 04/03/2007

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