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My overpaid prima donna can beat up your overpaid prima donna!!!

Posted over 3 years ago
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Ok, heres a game I used to play with friends that I think will transfer nicely to MOG. "Who Would Win in a Barfight." Simple enough. Pick two bands/artists/whatever and debate who would win in a barfight.A few assumptions: 1. Both parties are drunk, to the point of being unable to reason but still capable of physical violence.2. Original line-ups unless specified.3. Dead band members are ressurected.To start you guys off, I'll go with the classic. Megadeth vs Metallica?I think the sheer force of Dave Mustaine's rage would turn him into a Hulk-like creature, allowing him to administer a beatdown of epic proportions.

Comments (19)

  1. Anonymous says NO WAYYY!!!! lol...dave mustaine's whining alone disqualifies him!! oh boo hoo you kicked me out of metallica....whatever...shutup dave.
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  2. Emogeek says Whiner he may be, but theres some serious pent up rage. Besides, everyone knows skinny guys fight till they're burger.
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  3. Anonymous says He has serious pent up rage.....for a total pussy!
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  4. Emogeek says He'd still win!
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  5. damianmannn says yeah...and metallica are too busy suing fans for downloading their music for free. mustaine wins fergie vs, brittaney spears I say fergie wins because she's just SEX-EEEEE BUT...Spears has that trailer trash thing going on...and she might bite
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  6. Emogeek says I think Britney would take Fergie down. Brit has that trailer trash thing going hardcore, and is liable to attack with one of those big heavy ashtrays or a pool cue.
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  7. Emogeek says Alright, heres one. The Ratpack vs. Ac/Dc
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  8. Anonymous says i think mustaine could kick lars or kirk's ass. But hetfield or Trujillo would waste Mustaine...and quickly.
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  9. Emogeek says True, but Trujillo and Hetfield combined are no match for Gar Samuelson.
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  10. damianmannn says The Ratpack as in Sinatra, Dean, and Sammy? They'd whoop ACDC all over the fecking place. They'd be buried in the desert somewhere outside Vegas.
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  11. damianmannn says How about Midget Kiss vs. Weezer Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  12. Emogeek says Yeah, that Ratpack, and I agree whole heartedly. I almost wanted to say "Ratpack vs. Everybody on the planet." Mini Kiss, in a tiny little heartbeat.
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  13. Wanbli says Aerosmith vs RUN D.M.C. I am gonna have to go with RUN D.M.C. simply because they have the secret weapon... Jam Master Jay! (I am also not sure how well a guy with so many silky scarves would do in a fight)
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  14. Emogeek says Run DMC FTW!!! Although that mike stand could be an interesting weapon. Rolling Stones vs Pink Floyd.
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  15. Dale says Got some catching up to do: Metallica v. Megadeth - "Some Kind Of Monster" made Mustaine, Ullrich, and Hetfield all look like babies, but I think Cliff Burton takes Metallica over the top. Metallica in a 4th rd KO. Britney v. Fergie - Fergie'd hit the meth and go nots, and that would be that. Ratpack v. AC/DC - Ratpack, easy, cuz Frank would only ACT like he's drunk, then goad AC/DC into b blind rage, then pistol-whip 'em like it's cool. Aerosmith v. Run-DMC - Run-DMC, not even close. Stones v. Floyd - Stones, because they'd fight dirty, and Roger Waters would turn on the rest of the band.
    Permalink posted 09/13/2006
  16. Slicing says Pink Floyd would waste the Rolling Stones! Pink Floyd would spike the stones' drinks then mindfuck them,thus never laying a finger on them... Arch Enemy vs. Evanescence -the are both fronted by women *shrugs*
    Permalink posted 09/14/2006
  17. Bingham says back to metallica vs. megadeth - with dead members being resurected. Cliff Burton would kick everyone's ass. He'd especially kick Metallica's ass for becoming whiny ass whiners. I'd put 20 bucks on it.......make it 40.....screw it, I'll put all of my savings on it...$90.00 Actually he might even get on Megadeth's side....hmmmmmm......nah.
    Permalink posted 09/14/2006
  18. ScheisseMinelli says nas vs. jay-z (sorry someone had to do it..) my money is on nasty nas. then secondly, the white stripes vs. the von bondies...oh wait nevermind
    Permalink posted 09/14/2006
  19. holyfool says Gosh, I sure as shit wish I had gotten in on this discussion when it was still going on...For the record, Cliff would whup Metallica AND Megadeth for being such whiny little pricks. Then he'd play the Misfits followed by some Budgie and get them roaring drunk in an effort to restore their former glory.
    Permalink posted 11/03/2006

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