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Posted 10 months ago

I have recently succumed to the call of maodern man, conformed to the ways of this world -> I got a cell phone -> I know the pigs flying around here are really overwhelming, and the damn fat women will not shut the F^^k up ->

But, I am now obsessed with finding a way to play my guitar, record it, put it on my guitar, get it into my cell phone and assign it as a ringtone ->

That's where you come in.

1. Is there a program for this exact problem that I'm having?

2. Keep in mind that I am Tyler Durden, I am a downloading freak, I am not paying for this, I will find a free software version on the 782nd page of a google search if it is necessary, so don't tell me, "You can get it for $6.99 at corporateslut.com" because I will not take your advice ->

Please respond if you know, or if you don't, or if you just want to call me a jack-ass, spazzoid, homo, narcissist, expedient hit-man, or any other name ->

Here is a killer tune, fantastic guitar work throughout the entire song -> enjoy while you answer my very important question -> Thanks


Comments (8)

  1. dansemcabre says

    Ok google Audigy and download their free recording software. then find the mp3 conversion program and download that. then all thats left is to plug and play. also to get mp3's from your puter to yer phone spend 20 bucks at walmart and get a 2gig phone chip with an adapter and a usb reader now your ready to be a legend in your own mind! Or if thats too hard see if your phone has a record voice function and just set it on top the amp and record. let me know how it works not to mention your #

    Permalink posted 06/05/2009
  2. RGM says

    Are you looking for free recording sofeware? Here some cool websites to checkout:

    Audacity:

    http://download-audacity.org/?gclid=CJHPmfnxy44CFReHhgodfD4j9A

    Acid planet (I use Acid to record my own music):

    http://www.acidplanet.com/

    You might have to do a search for free plugin's, although Audacity might have some links to some.

    Permalink posted 06/05/2009
  3. democlez says

    I was going to suggest Audacity for recording. What model did you get? A lot of the newer phones come with a USB cord to transfer photos / video / music to your phone. If this is true you won't need the USB reader.

    Using the cell's built in voice recorder would likely be the easiest, if your phone has that functionality.

    Permalink posted 06/05/2009
  4. dansemcabre says

    I also ment to suggest audacity I just called it audigy oops those two brands are waaay to closely named.

    Permalink posted 06/05/2009
  5. Durden, Tyler Durden says

    Thanks ->

    OK, first, I have recording software and equipment to get it to my computer, I have a cord that will go from my phone to the pewter, I have to jodix converter to get a wma to an mp3, but once I get that into my phone, how do I assign it as a ringtone ->

    In other words "is an mp3 file naturally accepted by a phone as a ringtone? Can I actually assign one of my recordings to play when Dansemcabre calls??

    If it were that easy, then why would anyone ever pay for a ringtone, if they could just take their favorite song, load it into their computer, then their phone, and set it as a ringtone??? Do understand what I'm asking now??

    Permalink posted 06/05/2009
  6. dansemcabre says

    ok give me a sec..... Ok apparently this phone dosn't do it. My old phone would let you find a song in the music library and under options you could set it as a ringtone. But since the selling of ringtones is such a lucrative buisness It appears theyve blocked that feature on my new phone. Damn Motorola and the greedy cunts who changed that. Oh well try it on your own phone maybe other brands still are cool. My old phone was a samsung.

    Permalink posted 06/05/2009
  7. Durden, Tyler Durden says

    verizon my friend...enough said ->

    Permalink posted 06/05/2009
  8. dansemcabre says

    dude i'm on verizon. I even have the v cast music phone! it's the silver and red motorola razor thats sopposably shock and dust proof.

    Permalink posted 06/05/2009

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