What I Really Wanted To Do For Earth Day...
-
Artist:
-
Album:
-
Track:
What I really wanted to do for earth day was burn a huge pile of styrofoam and tires and ignite it with used motor oil and gasoline... but that's just my fantasy. Instead, I let my (diesel) work truck idle whilst sitting during stops today. In fact, I turned the idle up so it idled faster than usual. I made the effort to flush at least 2 or 3 times (even 4 once or twice) everytime I used the bathroom. I used a plastic bottle and didn't recycle and I threw away an extraordinary amount of plastic shopping bags just for the heck of it. To top things off, my stupid coffee maker didn't work this morn when I flipped the on switch on... I was considering burying it in the back yard so when the facist commies who have shot me in the head for being resistant to their stranglehold on our society, will own my little plot of land that I live on and will have enslaved my children or grandchildren as "workers", they will be digging around in their cute little forced labor camp trying to plant some potatoes or dig mass graves or something like that and find that piece of crap coffee maker that left me hanging this morning. Btw... I won't be going "green" anytime soon. :-)
Comments (5)
Eric, I'm sorry to say but your own polite brand of eco-terrorism has me laughing out loud!
Can I assume then you won't be purchasing any carbon offsets, or whatever the heck they're called (I call them "scams") anytime soon?
You would be correct in that assumption!
I can't think of Earth Day without associating it with the Philadelphia 70s-era leader of the movement, Ira Einhorn. Ira killed his girlfriend and kept her body in a trunk in his closet for years.
Light a tire for me, bud.
Wilco!
Lol! I love the way you think Doomsy. You are still the freshest breath of air here.
Even my otherwise sensible wife has been brainwashed and indoctrinated with this nonsense. I told her if she says "carbon footprint" one time time I'm going to choke her.
The power of TV. It's scary