I haven`t heard this song for at least 3 decades, I can only remember a few disjointed lyrics "we hadtwo gins, or maybe four, after five we were on the floor, the watchdog came and sniffed at me, he cocked his leg and I protested "I aint a tree" and I would like to hear the whole song again..but not on this site...!!! they do not have it !! sad