WE DO THE MASHED POTATO AND THE FUNKY CHICKEN

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Posted about 1 year ago
I knew when I left home yesterday, after extricating myself from the myriad conference calls that dot my schedule, that seeing A Place To Bury Strangers live could either completely satisfy, or prove a massive disappointment. There was no middle ground. I had heard too many good reports from faithful moggers whose word I trust.Being too excited to possibly wait, I left home at 4pm, hopped in the Jetta, cranked the MP3 player, and got on the road. The albums on the trip down were:The Bravery (homonymous)The Cribs - Mens Needs, Womens Needs, WhateverSilversun Pickups - Carnavas(I feel a need to stop and point something out. Remember that Top 40 albums of 2007 list I did? No Cribs thereon. Just goes to show, I'm an idiot. Moving on.)About a half-hour into the trip, I realize that I forgot the digital camera, so no pictures. D'oh!Five minutes later, it hits me that I also forgot to bring the MOG stickers; I was hoping to hook up some people, including APTBS bassist Jono, with a sticker. Double D'oh!I must have been terribly excited to make the trip, because I got to Oklahoma City in record time. I was at the venue by 6:40, which was ridiculous. I couldn't get in the club, so I milled around the record store next door. Good thing I didn't have tons of money, because they had some very tempting stuff, including a vinyl copy of the new Bauhaus album. Drool, and I don't even own a record player.I walked back to the car and noticed that the front bumper had broken free, and was barely hanging on. I tried to fix it, but I'm pretty helpless mechanically. Just then, a guy showed up, asked if I needed help, and set about helping me re-attach the bumper. I'm telling you, music fans are the nicest people! I picture Coachella weekend being a lot like that.Finally, about quarter to 8, I get in and survey the proceedings. The Conservatory is my favorite venue because it's so small and intimate. I love the beat-up checkerboard floor most of all. I'll go back sometime, just so I can take pictures so you can enjoy the view. Anyway, the club is pretty empty, which saddens me. Don't these people know what they're missing?Another thing I notice: the club is no longer selling ear plugs. Melissa had offered me a pair, but I had said that I would get my own, and now I couldn't. And I'm gonna get assaulted by noise. Triple D'oh!Pre-show and between-set entertainment was provided by the DJ team of I Can Has Dance Party. Yes, LOLcats have arrived at the heartland. They have now jumped the shark. The DJ's played some great music to get us in the mood.After a longer-than-necessary wait, the first band, Portland's Panther, take the stage. They played some good music, but it's two guys, a drummer and a vocalist. I got a distinctive whiff of karaoke from their show, because the singer, would just pull up a track on his laptop, maybe add a few vocal effects, and sing along, while the drummer did his thing. OK, he did play the guitar on two songs, but still. Anyway, their music is pretty good; their album is out on Kill Rock Stars, so check 'em out.Ah, I forgot to mention that as soon as Panther took the stage, I planted myself dead in front, just a touch to stage right. It was fine for Panther, but as they cleared off and APTBS took the stage to set up, I knew I was in the right spot: directly in front of Oliver Ackermann. Yes! It was fascinating to watch him set up his pedals (I counted seven), in addition to a black box that did who knows what. I fought back the urge to pepper him with question, like which ones he built himself, and let the band get set up and finish soundcheck. The last thing we heard from Oliver all night was a simple command: "Kill the lights."With that, we were off. As has been noted before, there was no interaction between band and audience, not that I cared. The only light, until the last two songs, was from the projected images from the back of the venue.The band played only seven songs total, making the show far too short for my taste. They also played three songs I didn't recognize, maybe songs from their debut CDR. I didn't grab the setlist, as tempted as I was; for some reason, it didn't feel right to touch their stuff, but the songs I did recognize were:To Fix The Gash In Your HeadAnother Step AwayI Know I'll See YouOcean (the set-closer, of course)On record, the drum tracks don't particularly jump out, likely because they were done by drum machine. Live, their drummer smokes, and he and Jono lay down some heavy rhythm over which Oliver lays down much beautiful noise.Being perfectly perched to observe Oliver, he showed the quiet intensity I expected, keeping his head down and singing into the mic or checking his pedals. He was still mesmerizing, although I stole furtive glances at Jono, mostly trying to figure out the bass tabs for the songs. Heh.And Ocean ... oh my goodness. I was breathless by the time it was done. The flashing strobes, the fog machine, and the assault of pure noise was a wonder to behold. The finale was about 90 seconds of raw feedback, so powerful.I walked out shortly thereafter, skipping the headliner. Sorry guys, I have a long drive ahead of me. For a half hour, I just let the noise in my ears ring, providing the counterpoint to the beautiful noise I had just experienced. Then I got wise and played some Bloc Party, Lush, and She Wants Revenge.This morning, after getting a totally refreshing four hours sleep (yeah right), I tried to explain to Melissa how good the show was. All I could come up with, for a long time, was "it was loud." She thought I went to a metal show, LOL. I went ahead and played Ocean and set her straight.

Comments (24)

  1. watchbatteries says Eponymous I'm seeing APTBS next week in DC, should be a good show.
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  2. deadmandeadman says Dale, I had a lot of fun reading this. I sit here, pipe in hand, fat dumb & happy, well fed, sorta lettin' a bad day bleed outta me, you know? You made me smile & chuckle and that's a great thing to do for a person. Thanks.
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  3. ivylander says Never heard these fellers before. Very showgazey in a good way. Melty. I can well imagine a good show, especially as you've done such an excellent job of evoking it.....
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  4. 1234chainsaw says I'm busy, but here's a quick comment from a fellow fan: \m/ I'm glad their bass amp didn't fail this time
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  5. Mike the Knife says Now, that's my kinda diary entry. Pure infotainment. Greatly appreciate tagging along, Dale.
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  6. Marigold says sounds like you had one heck of a good time. I was riveted the entire read. I can't wait to catch them as headliners! Thanks for the great report Dale.
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  7. annieander says Nice round up Dale... But wait...there are MOG stickers...I didn't know that. As to The Cribs...I just painted our bedroom, and their music got me energized to do all that rolling. Very Good Choice on your part.
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  8. Dale says Enjoy the DC show Heath, it should be good times indeed. I've got sic reports so far on MOG from their shows, and not a clunker in the bunch. I know all too well about letting the bad days bleed out, Jeff. Happy to help. Bill, they hit me as a sweeter Big Black or a more malevolent MBV. Good territory, either way. Glad you like. Pekka, I was relieved their equipment didn't fail. I was even more relieved that the PA didn't fail; if you recall the same venue lost their PA at the end of the Silversun Pickups show, so I was a bit worried something would happen. Nope, it was smooth sailing. Thanks for the compliment Mike. Yes Mike, a headlining show, preferably with old bandmates Ceremony, would be just lovely. Hope that happens sometime soon; I'd really love to see Ceremony live without having to travel to Virginia.
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  9. Cody B says Cool review Dale...I'd love to check these cats out sometime if I ever left the house..your sample will have to do.
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  10. amber says I'm jealous because you got the projector from the back; we didn't get that in Seattle. I guess the venue was just too small. I stood against the stage, except stage left, in front of Jono. Heck of a view, wasn't it? :) Great rundown! How's the ears now?
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  11. darmuzz says Nice account of the show! Who were the headliners that you skipped?
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  12. Dale says D'you need a MOG sticker, Annie? I'll send you one, gimme a few. Cody, they're even based in Brooklyn, so no excuses. The ears have finally stopped ringing, Amber. Truth be told, the projector didn't do much, just made for a nice lighting scene. Darla, the band I missed is called Holy (f-bomb).
    Permalink posted 03/12/2008
  13. SA says Thanks for the walkthrough Dale. :) Yeah, I still have to get me some earplugs as well, my right ear has recently stopped working... (no, not after a gig, out of the blue, great...) Too bad the show was short, but good to hear you had a blast. :) I have to had kill time on occassion as well, it is awkward but it does built up the excitement. :P
    Permalink posted 03/13/2008
  14. Cody B says Everybody's based in Brooklyn! It's like Seattle on steroids..not sonically, but the sheer volume of bands coming out of here is staggering.
    Permalink posted 03/13/2008
  15. Dale says Stef, sorry to hear about your right ear. We need those things to work to listen to music. :( It's true Cody, there's a ton of good music coming out of Brooklyn. Meanwhile, I hear there's a decent emo/hardcore scene in Wichita. Too bad I'm no fan of hardcore, but it might be interesting for a show once in a while.
    Permalink posted 03/13/2008
  16. extraordinarypoems says Nice. Odd about the right ear --- I know at least three other people, besides myself, who have had an ongoing problem with the ole right ear. For the past couple of months, every time I lie on my right side, the ear stops up completely. One of my friends who is having the same thing finally went to the doc and he put her on decongestants, so I've tried that (over-the-counters) and it does seem to help temporarily. So, what's up --- there must be a right-ear virus going around. Ha ha.
    Permalink posted 03/13/2008
  17. Neill says Really nice review....
    Permalink posted 03/13/2008
  18. Dale says Cheers Neill.
    Permalink posted 03/13/2008
  19. hontzd says Hey Dale -- seems like you were left with the same vibe I felt after seeing APBS out in LA. You're right, they could have been a disappointment - I was so happy they were amazing instead! I'd see these guys in a small club 100 times.
    Permalink posted 03/14/2008
  20. Dale says Yeah, the small club was the way to go. Too bad I don't think they'll stay small for long.
    Permalink posted 03/14/2008
  21. poebegone says Dale, reading this has been the most fun i've had all week - yes, it's been a sucky week, but the awesomeness of your post stands. (;
    Permalink posted 03/17/2008
  22. Dale says Wow, I was gonna say your week must have sucked, but you beat me to it. Truth be told, this concert was the shiny diamond in the turdpile of my week as well. Just glad it's over and I'm on to the next week.
    Permalink posted 03/17/2008
  23. Zeroskilz says Glad to hear you had the great show you were looking for Dale. Loved the LOLCats/shark jump reference. I've heard a bit of Panther and was curious. I'll definitely have to add them to the list now. I'm looking forward to catching this band again.
    Permalink posted 03/19/2008
  24. Dale says Yeah, the DJ name killed me. They didn't even have the decency to mis-spell the word "has", even. Oh well.
    Permalink posted 03/19/2008

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