Machine Music
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I'm back y'all!The campout was fun, until we wanted to sleep. We had a lovely little lightning storm come in and shake us all up real good. A couple of Scouts got water in their tents, but since they're tough, they stuck it out. Much greasy Scout-made food was digested and enjoyed by all. We also banged out three months' worth of planning, so we were productive too.When I finally got to sit down at the puter, I had 13 emails from MOG Brain, which is big-time happiness. I read through them all, but I still owe Amy pictures of my wife and the boys. I was reading ROCKNROLLPIMP's rant about machine music too, which gets me to the point of this post. Soemtimes, I need music that wobbles instead of rocks, and when I do, I grab for some machine music. For an example, behold the lyrics to "Sucks" by KMFDM:We like talking dirty, we smoke and we drinkWe're KMFDM and all other bands stink*{color:red}Our music is sampled, totally fakeIt's done by machines 'cause they don't make mistakes*We don't have no lyrics, our message is nilWe hate all DJ's, they're making us illWhatever we tell you is meant to be crapWe hate all music and especially rapWe don't like Michael Jackson, we hate Depeche ModeWe don't care for Madonna or Kylie MinogueOur records have stickers with a warning from Tipper'Cause they're no good for kids if we'd get her we'd strip herKMFDM forward the ultimate soundAnd a message from Satan if you turn it aroundHey Satan its En Esh talking down/now, let me know whats going on man,call-call me anytime man, anytime man, I dont know its your call ??You might think we're stupid but we're way above itWe don't give a sh** and the kids just love itWe wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucksNo doubt about it, KMFDM sucks
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