You have reached the matrix service of chemical banking insurance policies. Our operators are masturbating right now, but your call has been placed in a bucket of stomach fluid and will be attended by a double talking robot approximately 70,000 years from now. Please note that your personality may be monitored to improve our ability to ruin your life. Please vomit in a cup if you do not wish this to occur.Hello, this is the offices of Dr. Octagon.If you have insurance or medical problems, I'm here for youfor any type of intestine surgery, rectal rebuilding, relocatedsaliva glands... and chimpanzee acne! And of course moose bumps.You can call 1-800PP51-DooDoo. I'm in your corner.What's not to love about Dr. Octagon, these are probably 2 of the funniest intros to albums I have ever heard. I questioned whether to put Kool Keith as a tag on this, it seems like the Dr. Octagon altar ego is a almost a separate person. According to wikipedia he scrapped the second Octagon album because of how much control Dan the Automator had over it, and killed the character off on the next album he did under the name Dr. Dooom. He later thought about doing another Dr. Octagon release, and his vocals were taken and put onto a second album without his consent (at least he recorded the Our Operators are Masturbating track for my enjoyment). I've heard that his album under the Mr. Nogatco alias isn't all that great, but the cd comes with a short film that he made, I'm sure it's way out there. If anyone has it it let me know how it is. Here is a video from the second album, gotta love the kid in it.
Kate says
Finally, a Dr.Octagon post!
Spencer Owen and I recently had a super fun road trip down to L.A. where quite a good portion of it was spent listening to Kool Keith and his various identities. Even at his worst, he is still better than 90% of the shit out there lately.
If you haven't heard the song "Keith n' Me" (Princess Superstar and Keith) go find it right now! The chorus of "I got my shorts on.... and i'm takin' 'em off" gets me every time.
You have reached the matrix service of chemical banking insurance policies. Our operators are masturbating right now, but your call has been placed in a bucket of stomach fluid and will be attended by a double talking robot approximately 70,000 years from now. Please note that your personality may be monitored to improve our ability to ruin your life. Please vomit in a cup if you do not wish this to occur.Hello, this is the offices of Dr. Octagon.If you have insurance or medical problems, I'm here for youfor any type of intestine surgery, rectal rebuilding, relocatedsaliva glands... and chimpanzee acne! And of course moose bumps.You can call 1-800PP51-DooDoo. I'm in your corner.What's not to love about Dr. Octagon, these are probably 2 of the funniest intros to albums I have ever heard. I questioned whether to put Kool Keith as a tag on this, it seems like the Dr. Octagon altar ego is a almost a separate person. According to wikipedia he scrapped the second Octagon album because of how much control Dan the Automator had over it, and killed the character off on the next album he did under the name Dr. Dooom. He later thought about doing another Dr. Octagon release, and his vocals were taken and put onto a second album without his consent (at least he recorded the Our Operators are Masturbating track for my enjoyment). I've heard that his album under the Mr. Nogatco alias isn't all that great, but the cd comes with a short film that he made, I'm sure it's way out there. If anyone has it it let me know how it is. Here is a video from the second album, gotta love the kid in it.
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