WHERE THE HOKEY POKEY "IS" WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

CCM#13: Do Not Arrest This Man...

Posted about 1 year ago
...When you walk out your front door, man, anything can happen...so before I headed over to my favorite cafe/ hotspot to do a little writing today, I went to the local Tobac (cigarette store) to scoop me some smokes and the lady behind the counter, who I've been coming to for months...who I'd helped with her store's web site...told me that she thought the 10 dollar bill I handed her to pay for my Parliaments was counterfeit...not a real big deal but I thought she was one of the cool ones, unlike a lot of the shopkeepers who come from other countries and still get over here and treat every brother they meet like they're holding a knife-- while the biggest crooks and pimps get away with murders (and commutations) right in front of their faces......I get shit from Armenians, Pakistanis, Pacific Islanders, Mexicans (until I start speaking Spanish) and even Indians who've come here fleeing whatever geo-political strife; caste they were stuck in back in their homelands...none of this makes me a xenophobe, though...they're just trying to assimilate but I won't brook any of that bullshite either...in every instance where I've been allowed to speak, the transplanted, self-appointed eugenecists change their tone and note that I'm edumacated...still it chapped my ass to have this lady (Moroccan, I think) try to get brand new and give me what In Living Colour called a "Funny Vibe"...whatever's clever, son...I thought of the film from back in '73 (which I didn't get to see until I stumbled across it in the stacks as a freshman in college) and the classic book (cover below) by Sam Greenlee that the film itself was derived from ..."*check it here*":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spook_Who_Sat_By_The_Door ...sometimes I let this kinda shite go and sometimes I just want to rant-- this has been one of the latter...as Gomez Addams would put it: I'm feeling much better now....

Comments (11)

  1. deadmandeadman says Thank you for this insight, CrashPryor, and your wry wit. I wonder how much blame the media we love so well takes here. I appreciate that you didn't quite stoop to name calling as you were venting, skirting the issue artfully and somewhat disengenously. Many recent immigrants, and many multiple generation Americans, have a fear of African-Americans stoked by media portrayals. Sad to say, but true. I have wondered aloud in this very forum why "the community" condones/applauds the thug element. Its infected music, sports, even politics. I'll tell you this, no one I have ever met is more biased, as a group, against African Americans than recent African Immigrants. I do not contend this to be the case all over, just my (limited) experience. Our company sponsors immigrants from former French Colonies and neighboring countries. They are SO disdainful of the 'cult of victimhood' (their beautifuly eloquent words, not mine). Crash, we both know I can never feel what you felt, and that you didn't get nasty is a testament to your character. After all, as I always tried to teach my children; it's easy to be nice and civil with nice civil people. When you can retain your composure and be nice even to the (benign) assholes, you'll always be in your own driver's seat. Ruling your own soul.
    Permalink posted 07/23/2007
  2. CrashPryor says ..I hear you deadman and please, just call me Crash...I've heard that BS from indigenous Africans before too (especially in DC and NYC) and the same applied in those instances...it just hasn't happened to me here...yet (there's an art to being intentionally disingenuous, just ask Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'reilly...Michael Moore does it too but I can see the tongue poking in his chubby cheeks when he's doing it, at least now I can)...that "victim" shite is a truckload of horse puckey, though...I learned early that you can't love everybody (especially those who don't love you) so I'm at ease with it all...it's safe to assume that you're white so, no, you couldn't know how irritating it is to be judged (condescendingly) from a block away...very unfair...but I guess that's the Libra in me speaking..."it’s easy to be nice and civil with nice civil people. When you can retain your composure and be nice even to the (benign) assholes"...word...that's kind of why, over the last half decade, I've been looking at Marcus Aurelius' views on Stoicism...but I'm a writer...I gotta talk/ write some shit too...like "*this piece I did a while back*":http://chronicridicule.blogspot.com/2005/02/hollywood-ho-cakes-star-bellied.html on the Chronicles of Ridicule...
    Permalink posted 07/23/2007
  3. avenustylee says Well, as a "blanquito," I try and listen to your words. My family is inter racially involved. I see black Africans fighting against black Americans. I see it all as "class wars." There are class wars among whites as well. You know the jokes about white trailer park trash and the blue bloods of Boston. Nobody wants to be stained by this condescension. Everybody wants to be on the higher rank. Talk to the homeless, the mentally ill and others in their ranks. So do you see EVERYONE on the same level? Thanks for the post.
    Permalink posted 07/23/2007
  4. CrashPryor says @avenustylee: Hell, I see black Americans fighting against black Americans too...I don't like to see that shite either...I'd like to think that I do see everyone on the same level, but I don't suffer fools well..."Nobody wants to be stained by this condescension is spot on which is why I rail against it...funnily enough, the whole "blue-blood" thing is a construct brought to the world from Spain, if my etymology serves me correctly (after the Muslims were driven out of the region-- I think it's chronicled in history books circa the fall of Córdoba)...long story short, if you couldn't see the "blue" veins in your arms, blue blood, then you were "mixed"...mestizo...mexclada...not pure...whatever...the way earthly things are going, the whole class war thing has been brought into sharper relief...but it always has been like that...that don't make it right...now, those views can be beamed down from the heavens and make people lazy...the color thing just makes it that much easier for simpletons to be arseholes...it encourages them not to walk that extra mile while wearing shoes of empathy...which is why I STILL try not to hate (I might say things you don't want to hear but it's always the truth)...being a human (*not* a human *just* being) requires a little legwork...sure we could write it off as just a class issue but I think whatever we do in the next couple of decades to each other is going to either insure or negate our position as a species...I'm all about organizations like PETA and all that too but I think that until we can start taking care of each other, we're all pretty much fucked....you feel me?...And you're very welcome...
    Permalink posted 07/23/2007
  5. Mike the Knife says My first inclination is an incredulous "WTF?!?" My second is to want to educate. But that supposes a willing student. Sorry, sorry, sorry...in two senses of the word.
    Permalink posted 07/24/2007
  6. deadmandeadman says "People will treat us well or badly not according to who we are, but according to who THEY are".............MLK.
    Permalink posted 07/24/2007
  7. FluxCapacitor says Beautifully expressed. I also enjoyed (if that's the word) the article on your website about the same problem. I can't say "sorry" because I think that's slightly absurd. But I am saddened by this. I can only urge you to continue writing about it. In fact I think the "funny vibe" would be a great subject for some sort of story. I'm also a writer (of plays) and am forced to work predominantly with people who are of a different "class" to myself. I tend to play up to the image that condescending people have of me, almost as a private joke. It confuses them when they slowly realise that you're making fun not only of yourself, but of them. Of course, your situation is a million miles from mine (literally and figuratively). Best of luck, anyway. PS. Your use of "shite" is very Irish.
    Permalink posted 07/24/2007
  8. kat3260 says Currently I'm in an interracial relationship, and it shocks me how many dirty/disapproving looks we get when we're out. Even just sitting at stoplights, we've got assholes looking down their noses at us. I'm very reserved when it comes to PDA; but when some bitch is glaring at me, I really wanna show her somethin! Ahhh...the stacks heh - spent some creepy nights studying up in those. ::shudder::
    Permalink posted 07/24/2007
  9. CrashPryor says @deadman: that's word...preaching to the choir... @Flux: another writer on here...sweet...I hear you on the "keeping quiet until the cards are shown" tip...in the south we called it playing "country dumb"..what Ali G was shooting for when he got all of those high-ranking officials to tell him stuff (because they thought he was an idiot)...guess that's the "black Irish" coming out in me...I keed, I keed... @katrina: that really bites...believe it or not the 'burg was a lot looser when I went to school there-- of course, I was out of town a lot and when I was there, I kicked it with a tight-knit group...still, I think that it's gotten a lot more conservative over that way in the decades since...dude, if the shelves could talk (especially the ones in those little half-floors)..hahaa... @Mikey: for reals...initially it's crazy-making...then I get over it, like then (and the chick on the elevator)...then it makes me wonder a la Reggie Hammond in Trading Places...sometimes you gotta just laugh...like I did when I was a kid and first saw this SNL clip on the air back in the day...when the show was in top form..
    Permalink posted 07/24/2007
  10. kat3260 says My man's a touring musician, so we haven't spent any time together in the Burg (the dirty looks we got were in NC and up near Alexandria surprisingly enough) but still it is pretty freakin conservative around these parts. I was driving the other day and saw a giant poster of a baby, with the words "If you're pregnant, it's a baby!" right next to a sign that said "Marriage = One Man + One Woman." And now Virginia has enacted tougher penalties for traffic violations - things like failure to signal, over-worn tires mean $1050 *on TOP* of all the fees that the courts were already making you pay before July 1. I gotta get out of the Commonwealth soon...
    Permalink posted 07/25/2007
  11. Hattie says You know, I came across this movie and put it in my Netflix Que and had forgotten about it util this very moment (it's in slot 200 or something). Thnink' maybe I'll move it up. kat3260: I live in Raleigh, and when my boyfriend (he's white) and I started dating, we both expected a lot of visual slack from people (didn't except verbal protests because Raleighites try hard to be sophisiticated); however, we've mainly recieved stares of intrigue and oddly enough, a lot of smiles from elderly people. There are some sideways stares, but when we don't give them an obvious minute's notice, they give up. The strangest thing that has ever happened to us was at the entrance to the mall one day an elderly white woman held the door open for us while her husband stood beside her smiling and nodding at us as we entered.
    Permalink posted 07/29/2007

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