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Van Halen: That's Right, I'm Still Bumpin' 1984...

Posted over 2 years ago
...I've got to come clean, there's a couple of bands from the 80s that I still love that most people don't, among them: Van Halen...Back in the day, the word around the campfire was that Eddie V et al sold out and went for the synthesizer sound...even David Lee Roth thought so at one point... (I heard similar grouses about The Clash's Combat Rock LP when it came out but in my mind it is one of their best albums ever)...dude was just being innovative and his instincts proved to be on the mark because when this LP dropped in January of that year it blew up...I'll say it here, I think the group were at the top of their form when "Diamond" David Lee Roth was round-house kickin' it behind the microphone stand (no matter how crazy he's become since)...and all the misogyny aside (guys my age all recall the tig-ole-bitties that were always prevalent in VH videos)...every time I hear this album, it reminds me of a simpler time in the world of music for me...when it felt good, I listened to it...I started slipping away around the time 5150 dropped (I do like some of the Sammy Hagar stuff too, admittedly)...and my attention to their output has slacked off in the years since...some consider this to be "big-haired-cock-rock" but, plain and simple, I just like the album...since I've been recently gifted with it digitally, it's been bumpin' in my rotation for a week or so, now......1984 is not the greatest album ever written, to be sure; that's not a news flash but it sure came right on time-- I've heard influences from this album all over the place, an album that immeditately comes to mind is Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power LP (which is also a great album, by-the-by)...the songs I find myself skipping past all sound like cuts written for the tastes of strip club patrons which includes tracks like "Drop Dead Legs" and "House of Pain", although "Girl Gone Bad" has a few sunny moments... to be honest, I always cut to the tracks posted below...the other day while on my way to a train station, I was shooting through K-town on my bike, down Wilshire, avoiding those grave-sized pot holes, weaving in after-work rush hour traffic when I realized I was screaming the chorus to this cut at the top of my lungs (and shaking my ass while doing so)...a car load of peeps getting off work pulled up beside me at a red light and started yelling it with me...fuggin' California, yo...

Comments (16)

  1. CrashPryor says ...sure MTV and HBO played this cut to death but I don't watch MTV any more and they ceased airing videos on HBO eons ago...so what the hell...
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  2. CrashPryor says ...the video for this one got a lot of air time too...when that drumming and guitar tapping started, me and my fellow teenaged home biscuits would come running like a pack wolverines on LSD..guess the T and A didn't hurt either...
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  3. CrashPryor says ...this cut was kinda dope too...
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  4. scotfree says Great way to start the day Crash! These guys made the best of their time in the spotlight. I remember a lot of great moments while entranced by Eddie's riffin', and this lp hit the spot. The synthed up sounds seemed more an homage to the Who than any distraction, fine showmen these guys. Now I'm gonna have to dig out "Women and Children First" for a spin!
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  5. kat3260 says Shew...about 3 months after I moved to Harrisonburg, I started getting _really_ annoyed with Van Halen and AC/DC because the radio stations play them every frickin' minute. I've come back around on AC/DC, but still haven't dusted off the VH albums. "Right Now" is epic, though, no denying it.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  6. atman says I could listen to these songs on my own computer, but I'm gonna listen to each track you posted just because. it seems like every album these guys did (up to and including this one) was ahead of the curve as far as hard rock/rocknroooolllmuthafucka went. gonna pause the Clutch on my computer and have a listen here. wish I could click "like" twice.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  7. soda says 1984 - The album where Eddie insisted on playing synth. I'd go for some pre-synth Diver Down or their eponymous 1st album myself. And talk about leading with your strength - tracks one through four plus six on "Van Halen" 1. Runnin wih the Devil 2. Eruption 3. You Really Got Me 4. Aint Talking Bout Love 6. Jamie's Cryin
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  8. gympumpkin says The Hot for Teacher video makes me laugh, I love it! Starting that summer the Chicago Cubs started using the opening of Jump on their television broadcasts, and it still plays at Wrigley when the Cubs take the field before the first inning. That song will forever remind me of baseball.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  9. CrashPryor says @scotfree: nice...the breakfast of champions...I'm working at a gig over on a studio lot and I'm PUMPIN' THAT SHIT in the head phones..."I don't feel tardy"...hahahaaaaa.... @kat: I hear you, I was on the road most of the time while I was there so I never really checked the radio scene in the 'burg (except for maybe WXJM- they still got that?)...you sound like the dude in that Twilight Zone who loved to read, was the last person on earth...and then he broke his glasses once he found a library...get out while you still got legs, little sis... @atman: that's cool to hear man...love these cuts...yanno, when I was on my bike the other day, it dawned on me that the beginning of hot for teacher is a simulation of a Harley getting started...NUYCE... @soda: alles en butter, that's a great set too ( I got that with 1984, as well as Diver Down, Women and Children First) but, for some reason 1984 was the one disco biscuit that's stuck with me over the decades...if you don't do one, I'll probably post on all of them at some point anyway...nice it up, son... @andrea: yeah, it's funny to look at that video now (hindsight 20/20 and all that)...they probably couldn't get away with a fourth of that shite nowadays...if you get the chance, listen to the shite they're saying in the background on HFT...it's fuggin' hilarious...
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  10. Rawkkiddoh says Gotta love the album just for the song Hot For Teacher. I consider it a bit of an anthem
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  11. CrashPryor says ..."I brought my pencilllll"....come on CooP, admit it, the first time you had a legitimate reason for looking around a quiet classroom full of test takers, looked at your watch and said "pencils down"...you felt like a king...didn'tcha....didn'tcha?...that tune and video is hardwired into my DNA at this point...I never thought I'd live long enough to say this with a straight face but "you had to be there" to fully get what the 80s were all about...a lot of cool musical stuff came to fruition...though they try, VH-1-ish behind the music broadcasts don't do that era justice (most of the time)...
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  12. Rawkkiddoh says I agree crash, the days of watching MTV, and it meant actually seeing videos. Its fun to think I was part of the video revolution, and its all just a thing of the past. As for the Hot For Teacher Song, you nailed it with the pencils down, even better was when someone asked for something to write on. I always asked, did you bring your pencil?
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  13. CrashPryor says ...word...remember when you actually had to wait around for the VJs to play the videos you liked...there will always be a special place in my heart for Nina Blackwood and Martha Quinn...oh, and that guy who looked and acted like Hula Hula from the Plastic Man cartoons....I've totally spaced on his name but he was "the closest thing to a brother" on there for a minute...good stuff, son...those days are long gone...
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  14. Rawkkiddoh says Might I even add the show remote control? I liked it better when MTV did not have a budget
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  15. CrashPryor says ...and to continue with the thrust of the post...Headbanger's Ball?...that shit was kinda sorta still pumpin' when I hit the road and we'd watch it sometimes in our hotel rooms (or whomever's couch we were crashing on after a gig...in school we actually used to nix going to mid-day classes to catch Yo! MTV Raps too...
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  16. Rawkkiddoh says for me it was heading home after school to see if my friend programed his VCR to record Yo MTV Raps. Are you hearing me Crash, V-C-R........now its check the shit out on youtube. Kids have it way to easy
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007

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