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I'd hire you but first I gotta get a substantial business set up. Oh and probably other employees too. And you'd have to relocate to Arkansas. Plus you'd probably have to live in my Grandma's spare bedroom for a while. But other than that you're hired! Awesome song by the by.

Ahh, Blerd boy. I'd hire you in a heartbeat, but dealing with stage actors ain't all that different from whence you are. Sneaky mac attack:)

Good luck.

@pete:...yeah...I try that phonebooth scheiße nowadays and I'd get treated "like a King"...a Rodney King...I'll stick to the Blerd-goggles, hahaha...

@fistula: Arkansas...I drove through there once or twice...if you don't have DSL, I'd have to decline...

@wassonii:...word...actors...MacBeth!!!

@charles: danke, frauline...I'm gonna need it...the meeting I had after that post went TOO WELL...fingers crossed...baby needs a new pair of shoes...

Crash crash crash... We're not wearing overalls around here. Luckily I'm about 3000 yards from the central office so my DSL is quite excellent. I don't know how it is at my gramma's house though. :)

How could I NOT hire that guy? Of course, I'd have to be a boss first, and I'm too busy working for me to do that.

Hell, with those glasses, I'd expect you to give me a job!

(And a "hey" for the Wodehouse reference.)

I'd hire that guy. Judging from the picture I would be afraid of what would happen to me if I didn't.

You've got that "don't make me take off my glasses" look.

i want u clean shaven next time. p.s. need an agent kid?

Wow, I would hire anyone who can reference Wodehouse in a sentence. I really like your posts because of your obvious depth of reading and experience. I don't think anyone I know in my everyday life even knows what a Wodehouse book is! I am really liking this community!

don't swell crash's head disneyr!

From what I've heard about "this guy"...Sure. I'm not in a hiring position though like some others mentioned.

But I've got to know, is that an earing on your left ear or did you just get out of the shower? ; )

@fistula: I'm not impugning your Arkansan Couture...but just to be safe, I'll stay in LA...hahaha...

@Mike: Word to the Blerd, I hear you, homebiscuit...we've gotta get in where we fit in around these parts...

@nicki: yeah, high Coke-bottle-factor...though I have trouble seeing through lead...(Wodehouse in da house!)

@Horsey: you know, I always wanted to walk in a room, during a small crisis and pull off a pair of shades but have on a pair of glasses on underneath...like dude in Airplane! "I'm not joking, and stop calling me Shirley"

@Simon: I'll shave...it was a low key kinda thing in a big firm...they specifically asked for writers...thought I'd go in with the rumpled look...if I was sporting the Grizzly Adams look, however, I woulda got with a blade...

@disney: danke, dis...you'll find all sorts in this place...as the sign on the wall says: keep your hand on your wallet at all times...haha...

@Sunshine: yeah, I got holes in both ears...no BFD out here in LA....

Ohh no BFD where I am either...it just happens to look like a drip of water coming off your ear in the pic above : D I totally dig piercing's and tat's of all sorts!

...it does, dunnit?...those fekkers better call me today...

I would hire u! In fact, u are trying to channel Maxwell.

Check out his goofy picture on his blog -- dang he just changed it.

I think he is bored.

He is not well today.

Check out: www.myspace.com/maxwell

Everyone is acting so nutty on his myspace page.

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