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Uncomfortable!

Posted over 2 years ago
You know, that Christmas song "Baby It's Cold Outside" has always made me rather uncomfortable. I like to call it the "date rape song." Just look at some of these lyrics:

Girl: "Say, what's in this drink?"Roofies, obviously!

And:

Man: "How can you do this thing to me?"He might as well just say, "You're givin' me blueballs!"

And, most damningly:

Girl: "The answer is no!"I think that's all we need to hear!

*This Post brought to you by the Council of Overreacting to Things*

Comments (6)

  1. so its come to this says i thought i was the only one! you know its bad news when thats a guys favorite song... hahahah!
    Permalink posted 12/15/2006
  2. Lyla says ultimate date rape song: *sublime*'s _"date rape"_. lyrics are "here":http://sublimespot.com/sublime/lyrics/?ID=11 song is "here":http://detained.net/secure/Music/Sublime/Sublime%20-%20Greatest%20Hits/Sublime%20-%20Date%20Rape.mp3 (you can right click and save to keep it, or click on it to stream). also, i always thought that *police* song "every breath you take" song was creepy. i call it "the stalker anthem".
    Permalink posted 12/15/2006
  3. jesscabforcutie says sorry to tell yas but.. *Date Rape Song* is already taken! I don't know who by.. I think *Rancid*. just for the record I don't like them, I just saw it on RAGE (an Australian music show) once. :P
    Permalink posted 12/15/2006
  4. Lyla says i could be wrong about this, but i really don't think they have a song about date rape. it's possible they covered one. i don't really like them either, but i had a roommate who LOVED them.
    Permalink posted 12/15/2006
  5. Christopher Grant Harris says I had a roommate who loved Rancid as well! I don't remember any Date Rape Song by them.
    Permalink posted 12/15/2006
  6. Kid Kilowatt says You're not off-base at all. I recall saying the same thing at a party like six or seven years ago. It turned into a 45 minute joke/tangent, but as Al Franken would say, I was kidding on the square. Freaky shit.
    Permalink posted 12/15/2006

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