Courtney Love Wants You To Be Her Housekeeper, Documentarist & PA
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Some people use MySpace to find a replacement drummer or a bassist for their band, but Courtney Love uses it to find a housekeeper. Instead of opting to use an agency or the more appropriate Craigslist, Love last Sunday, under the title "this is weird but what the fuck," posted a blog on her MySpace searching for someone that rivals Mr. Clean and another that can get all Michael Moore on her when she and her band go back into the studio next week. She's also looking for a PA and the part of her brain she lost on her last four-day drug binge. (I'm kidding about that last part.)
For the housekeeping gig Love prefers someone in the early hours for her place near Malibu and asks that no super fans apply. No word on how much the addled rocker would pay you to make Frances Bean's bed, but Love promises "its very good money." But if washing Love's dirty thong ain't your thing you might still be in luck. Love, whose producing the Kurt Cobain biopic Heavier than Heaven, is looking for a "young PA type" to work with her for a few months that would later be thrown into a job on the flick, that is if you last long enough. Regardless you could probably get some major coin penning one hell of a memoir about the experience. If interested hit her up via MySpace.
Love's MySpace message:
is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.
and am looking for a young PA type someone whor eally wants to get nto the film business cos as we startramping up pay some dues with me for a few months and you can be on this HTH movie - i think i know who i want to play kurt- he may not be as BEAUTIFUL as the other two but hes got something special and looks alot like him and has a great voice.
i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours .
thanks
wierdo mgcee
Comments (8)
just had to throw in one of my requisite "...wow..." 's here... you and FAY should go for it on the PA/Docu side - that would truly rock...
i gotta admit at first i was all "this is crazy," then i was like "it woudln't hurt to apply."
too funny. i know half of the funniness is how you've written the post but i suspect the other half is Missie Love herself, without even trying. :}
...wouldn't hurt is an understatement - you could be making those gobs of money that you're only "half-joking" about... just writing about the experience... she's all over the place, and if her legal papers aren't correct with you going in - and/or if she expects the filming to happen for free - then you'll end up owning all the footage as well - we'll edit it for you on the East Coast and even secure distribution... GO FOR IT! :)
wow...to think i could be holding a production Oscar in a matter of a couple years...
If she didn't want fans to apply for the cleaning gig, why use Myspace? Who reads her page besides fans? Then again, I guess she's been getting a lot of free publicity now that the media has picked up on the story.
Good luck on your application!
that girl has boundary issues.
Go Charley!