If There Was A Madonna Sex Tape Would You Watch?
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I woke up Monday to see tabloid headlines suggesting that there is a Madonna and A-Rod (Alex Rodriguez, third baseman of the New York Yankees) sex tape. For weeks now, New York newszines (New York Post and New York Daily News) have been going nuts and reporting an affair between the two, who share the same manager/agent Guy Oseary.
After doing some research I discovered that the man behind the whole sex tape rumor is some Dutch convicted extortionist, who's done things like this in the past and been jailed for it. So, disclaimer: it's all probably a load of bull. The only reason this story became a headline is becasue this owner of the alleged tape (Rocky T) has been persistant and calling every tabloid in the U.S. and U.K. about it.
The man claims that a Kabbalah pal of Madonna's gave up her place for the two's afternoon bangs. The video, which the Daily Mirror has supposedly offered $2 million for, shows the pair doing the dirty on the sofa -- all caught by a hidden camera a couple months back.
I personally don't think Madonna would be so stupid as to use a random Kabbalah pal's bugged pad for her sexy time, fun time. I mean, I hope she wouldn't stoop to the Paris Hilton level. This famous people having sex tapes business is so five years ago and Madonna has always been a leader and an innovator. I really just don't see her going from dance album to hip-hop produced album to homewrecker. Such a step back! Or maybe it's shameless guerilla self-promotion for her upcoming tour? Still the real question is ...would you watch?
Comments (21)
I'm not a Maddona's fan or smth but yes. YES, YES! xD
Ah...you know what they say, the book was better...
I'm staying faithful to my Gene Simmons tape.
Seeing her in that leotard was damaging enough, thanks
Yes, but only long enough to confirm that its Madonna, then I'd have to drink myself into a stupor to forget the scarring visuals.
Your tour has been announced for ages, you've sold about 9,000 tickets and it's a stadium tour! How the hell do you up the interest?!? Madonna's the best of the best when it comes to PR and cynical me thinks she's pulling the strings. Does A-Rod have anything he's selling? It's like the divorce story - oh, and Guy has a new movie coming out.
But in answer to your question, if it was from back in the day when she was bouncing on Linda Grey, I might take a look.
...and you know she'd be on top cuz she's so type A, so the visuals would be that much more scaring. bring on the absinthe.
Would she moan in the quasi-English accent of her? I couldn't think of anything that would make me want to watch it less...
She's been a stringy skank for at least a decade, her vain attempts to look young and relevant in her music videos is painful enough to watch. It's not like we haven't seen every inch of her 15 years ago when she still was pretty hot, and that Sex book wasn't exactly tame.
But hey, if you like to dig leftovers from out the back of the fridge, by all means, watch it......
No way, Jose.
Way back when Madonna was first busy selling herself as the Second Coming (and Third and Fourth and...) of Sex Appeal, a friend of mine watched a video - i think it was Like a Virgin - and issued what, to me, is the Ultimate Pronunciomento on Madonna:
"I wouldn't f**her with your dick."
(I would have embedded this video, but YouTube has diabled embedding, so click the picture to see it...)
I can't believe it - i even manage to typo bleeped obscenities - what Bill said was "I wouldn't f**k her with your dick."
She's nasty. Her botoxed face would hold much expression during the tape.
Ummmm.....no.
But it has nothing to do with her age/looks!!
Would I actually have to look at an image of Madonna? I mean, there's no way around that? Well, then, no.
Sure why not!
Generally I'm feeling more of a negative response to the question...but you all know you'd still watch it.
Eww. Grody. Of course, if someone strapped me in a chair and held my eyeballs open, a la "A Clockwork Orange," I couldn't look away. But there lies a combination of madness and nausea.
you know you'd watch...
I can't imagine there is much more too see ! after that book SEX she did in the 90's
Don't care who is on it, I'll watch any sex tape, just send to....