Name The Pete Doherty & Amy Winehouse Side-Project; Watch Their Weird Mice Videos
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The world's two most notorious crack addicts - Amy Winehouse and the recently released from prison Pete Doherty - have apparently tagged teamed it to become...er, well that's when you come in. We need to find out a new name for the two-some who have confirmed that they are recording new music together. Over the weekend Doherty and Winehouse (perhaps, Crackhouse works?) were at it again. When I say at it, I mean they were probably smoking crack together till the wee hours of the morning. You can tell by the black residue on their hands captured in the video the twosome posted of their late night escapade, where they fondle newborn mice. Yeah, it's weird and, yeah, it's true. The "Part 1" video almost looks like a missing scene from Trainspotting.Doherty reportedly refers to the incident as 'Winemouse' and told the BBC that, "One of the mice gave birth, didn't it? I think it was Jennifer. [Winehouse] was really fond of them.""Part 1""Part 2"As for recording new music together, it hasn't exactly been a good high for Doherty and Winehouse. According to a "ananova.com,":http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=14676998 “Amy has thrown back every song Pete has written for her. She keeps telling him it's rubbish and worse—and she'll only perform if the song is great." Even Doherty admitted to BBC News, "I kind of took a bit of a back seat. She said: 'Listen to this new song, listen to this new song, record this, record this'."
Comments (14)
Maybe we could get Lindsay Lohan and Britney in on this for the Rehab Four.
Or perhaps the Crack-tastic 4! Put 'em in blue suits and have Britney holler, "It's Clobberin' Time!" as she smacks one of her kids. Maybe Amy will set her hair on fire (a la Michael Jackson or Richard Prior), Pete can play invisible (Amy can't see him anyway, obviously, since it's all about her) and Lindsay will seem like she's elastic since she's always anywhere but the scene of the crime.Crack Twin powers ACTIVATE!!!
actually Crackhouse is already taken, and i'm sure these 2 can't afford any more legal battles. i have so many names, but they all sound so mean...
How 'bout Amyshambles?
They are truly pathetic.
People should stop buying her music and feeding into her problem. This is just beyond sad but HORRIFIC.
Her grave will read, "Death by Crack Addiction."
What a terrible way to be remembered.
I have been praying for them but I guess prayer is just not entering their hearts.
aaaawwww. at least we all know what baby mice look like.